The Qz Odyssey

[edited story]

It started as a telenovela (sorry Raf), but I changed my mind. We need blood and wars, so no sugar here.

Sonia the Wise (secret name: Smenkhare)
played by Liv Tyler
The Prohete of the dead, and also a powerful witch, who has no master but herself. She has a young apprentice, Rafael the Afromaniac, who will be the one following her in ruling over the other realms after she will retire in 3452 years. She is a very powerful shaman and she can bring back the dead whenever she wants, and does a lot of dark things.

Rafael the Afromaniac (secret name: KillerKing)
played by Orlando Bloom
Sonia's apprentice. A very capable young man, in love with King Burak the Fairy's daughter and air to the throne of the united kingdoms of Neverland and The Bubulands, Tina the Dark. He is starting to learn the powerful magic from Sonia, but he is more interested in the trading of artefacts and cult objects of the QUEEN Gods (see www.queeble.com).

Marialvy I (Secret name: Caro-Macha)
played by Selma Hayek
The Queen of Quetemeque, and also a priestess of the Pink-Undearwear-Screaming cult. She is an incostant queen, has a lot of lovers (a known noisy affair with King Burak). She is a friend of Sonia, and they must fight together against the Black-Knights of Ignorance and other evil spirits and wizzards who want to destroy their idillic world. At the beginning of the story, Mari and Sonia are rivals in the art of controling the destiny of people, creating dramas, and they are constantly fighting.

Alex the Great (Secret Name: Maestro)
played by Johnny Depp
King Alex the Great of the Quetemeque Empire, also a wizzard of the Queen Gods Artistic cult, a very pround member of the Sun-Glasses-Wearing-Kings Association (SGWKA). He is a very good king, ruling the coutry in peace, encouraging the culture and wild parties, spreading love and laughs everywhere he goes. But he is also a fierced enemy, if he has a dislike on somebody. He also a good friend of Sonia, who wants to participate in the intellectual and cultic development of the children (especially the air to the throne)

Tina the Dark (secret name: Taylorina)
played by Vanesa Redgrave
King Burak's daughter and air to the throne. She is the fruit of passion of Raf, but she doesn't know that, because she is in love with Roger the Taylor (the love, sex & rock 'n' roll God). She insisted in paiting her summer residence all in black, although it is in Siberia, and it's very easy to find it in wintertime for the enemies) - That's why Sonia, Alex, Mari and Burak joined in making a powerful camuflation spell.


Burak (Secret name: Lacious)
played by Hugh Jackman
The king of the two united kingdoms, Neverland and The Bubulands. Also a very powerful wizzard in the MUSE Gods Religion. He also is a worshiper of some Gods Sonia doesn't like, like Robbie or Madonna, but everyone here is a member of the QUEEN Religion. He has a harem, and the first wife, Anjelina Jolie (aka. Fish Lips), who is always available for the king. He is a very good father to Tina, and wants to protect her from being used and having her heart broken by the notorious Roger the Taylor.

Serry the Modest (secret name: *waiting for suggestions*)
played by *suggestions again - from Serry*
The Tzar of the Eastern Queenian empire. A very powerful priest of the Queen religion. He is very modest and thinks he has a bad English, but Sonia and Mari admire him, and always ask him for advice when they have to do with the Queen Gods.

Dan the Jingle and his Sexy Parrot (secret name: *suggestions*)
played by *suggestions - from Dan*
One of the most important Latino Queenian priests. He seems a very kind and wise (he is), but he also has a dark side, he is a priest of the dark side of the Beatlesian cult (Mari is part of the light one). The Parrot is the emblem of his dynasty and is actually a magic animal with great powers.

Linda the Green (secret name: Evil Monkey)
The Queen of the new Celt

I was creating this for a long time. This is mine, that is yours. My idea is older. ask raf.

http://www.luclin.org/files/jamond/Retarded.jpg

;)

Serry
played by Serry (brief guest appearance only)

Gives links to all other characters, says a couple of words on terrible English and then suddenly leaves novela.

Forever88- Played by Jack White

Andy played by ????????????
I am Serrys long lost cousin.....

For you, ehhh, pierce brosnan then.

serry - u wanna be a bad or a good guy?

Bad, of course! My lost cousin Andy will be good.

And what about meeeeeeeeee?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Poopham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]And what about meeeeeeeeee?[/QUOTE]

Yes! He's pregnant, he has parrot...

EDIT: He doesn't have parrot... But he can ask Mr Jingles for it!

Why on earth would I have a parrot? Am I a pregnant pirate?

Damned, Mr Jingles has it. I forgot, sorry :)

P.S. Pregnant pirate is a good idea!

I'd rather not be a pregnant pirate, how about an annoying humorist with an Australian sidekick? I will also try to gentlemanly woo the women while competing with whatever you deem Music Man to be.

I prefer the pregnant pirate idea.