MONTY PYTHON

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Fenderek wrote: [/QUOTENAME] there's something about Holy Grail that keeps me laughing even though I saw it about 100 times...
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Holy Grail "We've got a witch, can we burn her" sketch is brilliant. John Cleese saying "She Turned me into a Newt......(Pause)......I got better" makes me nearly piss myself laughing, every time I watch that, even though I have seen it loads of times.

i love in the beginning of Holy Grail, they write something like we are sorry blah blah blah this film is not shown in color and is in all black and white, something really serious like that then they start falshing all bright, neon serisure colors, its fucking great. scuse me if i remembered that wrong the last time i saw it was when i was like 9

I like the monks hitting their heads with those wooden tables :)

You'r mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

my fave sketch is flying lessons :)

Fish Licence
Constitutional Peasant
Fish Slapping Dance
Greek Philosophers v German Philosophers
Cheese Shop
Book Shop


"I am afflicted by a bald patch"

"Albatross!"

"Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it simple?"

The tennis sketch, Upper Class Twit of the Year, Spam & Nudge Nidge, Wink Wink. :D

im actually watching it right now, on BBC America its where the 2 guys are are drinking wine and the revern looking guy is like u want a bottle? and the other one's like no, then rev. goes ok another bottle for me

BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop!

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?

LAUNCELOT:
My name is 'Sir Launcelot of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
LAUNCELOT:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
LAUNCELOT:
Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN:
That's easy!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
ROBIN:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
ROBIN:
'Sir Robin of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ROBIN:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
ROBIN:
I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! What... is your name?
GALAHAD:
'Sir Galahad of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
GALAHAD:
I seek the Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
GALAHAD:
Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
ARTHUR:
It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ARTHUR:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR:
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEVERE:
How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR:
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.


Love this bit :-)

Arthur "two sheds" Jackson & How not to be seen, sketches are also very funny, as is , Cleese & Chapman's , Job Interview sketch.

And then a man got hit with a hammer...wait a second.. I don't remember tha-*gets hit with hammer*..

I love that show. I think it's quite good that John left in the fourth season to do Fawlty Towers, another grand show.

Ooh, I also forgot the Argument Clinic. A couple of friends and I did that in class one day as an original sketch, tee-hee. No one was aware.

I like "Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit." I love many others that have already been mentioned. I like pretty much everything Flying Circus (and of course the movies as well).

Love 'em. Especially John Cleese.

Life Of Brian is the best comedy I've ever seen. Together with Pulp Fiction :-)