Does John really own a house in the states?
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Could be. I hear he promotes the tour but just doesn't wanna participate.
He´s writting erotic novels
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Adolfo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]He´s writting erotic novels[/QUOTE]
I thought he was really BPP?[/QUOTE]
Lol its all starting to make sense now, thats why johns spamming these boards, pretending to be a cop and hating paul rodgers lol
I thought he was really BPP?[/QUOTE]
Lol its all starting to make sense now, thats why johns spamming these boards, pretending to be a cop and hating paul rodgers lol
Four score and seven months ago, the ghost of one of the Knights Templar came to John Deacon in a dream and said thus:
"... John Deacon, I bid you to a QUEST"
(thunder - John Deacon raises from his bed)
JOHN DEACON: Who are you???
KNIGHT: I am one of the Knights Templar, didn't you read the intro?? I BID YOU TO FIND... a pair of shorts more ridiculous and tiny than those which you wore at Wembley '86.
JOHN DEACON: That's... that's not possible! I already had Zhandra Rhodes hunt down the tiniest pair of-
KNIGHT: (thunder) DO NOT ANGER THE GHOST. Godspeed on your quest, and you must find those pants...
(fadeout)
So there you have it. John Deacon is in fact on a quest to beat his own personal record for ridiculously tiny shorts. All he took with him was twenty teabags and a VHS of "One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest".
"... John Deacon, I bid you to a QUEST"
(thunder - John Deacon raises from his bed)
JOHN DEACON: Who are you???
KNIGHT: I am one of the Knights Templar, didn't you read the intro?? I BID YOU TO FIND... a pair of shorts more ridiculous and tiny than those which you wore at Wembley '86.
JOHN DEACON: That's... that's not possible! I already had Zhandra Rhodes hunt down the tiniest pair of-
KNIGHT: (thunder) DO NOT ANGER THE GHOST. Godspeed on your quest, and you must find those pants...
(fadeout)
So there you have it. John Deacon is in fact on a quest to beat his own personal record for ridiculously tiny shorts. All he took with him was twenty teabags and a VHS of "One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest".
Was Diana Mosely not designing Queen's costumes in 1986?
(Btw: I'm just asking this question to be polite. She was. Fact.)
(Btw: I'm just asking this question to be polite. She was. Fact.)
Lol Z that was good :)
"(Btw: I'm just asking this question to be polite. She was. Fact.)"
Fact - whoever said he couldn't pull a few favours with the old hag??? We all know Mosley was watching Coronation Street when they went shorts-shopping anyway.
TOUCHDOWN. FACT.
Fact - whoever said he couldn't pull a few favours with the old hag??? We all know Mosley was watching Coronation Street when they went shorts-shopping anyway.
TOUCHDOWN. FACT.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Adolfo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]He´s writting erotic novels[/QUOTE]
I thought he was really BPP?[/QUOTE]
I thought you were john?
I thought he was really BPP?[/QUOTE]
I thought you were john?
John is not with me. I haven't seen him in years. I've never been to Vermont, and wouldn't eat fudge.
CAMBRIDGE, England (AP) -- A museum visitor shattered three Qing dynasty Chinese vases when he tripped on his shoelace, stumbled down a stairway and brought the vases crashing to the floor, officials said Monday.
CAMBRIDGE, England (AP) -- A museum visitor shattered three Qing dynasty Chinese vases when he tripped on his shoelace, stumbled down a stairway and brought the vases crashing to the floor, officials said Monday.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=FF0099>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Whenever this thread comes up I always await the comic answers...
they've dissappointed me now :P
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my thoughts exactly
they've dissappointed me now :P
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my thoughts exactly
Well what the hell would you two know about comedy?
(slips on a banana peel).
(slips on a banana peel).