How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

I was lurking on Queen Online and found this..It sounded very familiar..

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Sound familiar?

Definitely!

Only, on Queenzone the light bulb thread would end in a fight over World War II.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]YourValentine wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Definitely!

Only, on Queenzone the light bulb thread would end in a fight over World War II.[/QUOTE]

Haha, I love this place so much, I couldn't even begin to tell you.

There's a lot of intelligent debate in some of these threads, after you weed out all the crap.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]YourValentine wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Definitely!

Only, on Queenzone the light bulb thread would end in a fight over World War II.[/QUOTE]
Exactly!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Lights bulbs are nazis.




Let's debate.[/QUOTE]

Light bulbs are too bright to be Nazis.

Don't forget the spammers who prattle on endlessly that Paul Rodgers is a piece of shit for changing the light bulb when it burns out.

How many light bulbs are there in Paul Rodger's house? What about Brian's? Roger's?

what about John's house?

I don't think it has... For people not to see what's really going on inside... I suppose he also has an underground place where he keeps all his secret affairs.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Music Man wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Lights bulbs are nazis.




Let's debate.[/QUOTE]

Light bulbs are too bright to be Nazis.[/QUOTE]

Music Man - Please do not be so hard on yourself. LOL

*laughing out loud*

Add another 3 who would post that Q+PR sucks...
And another 13 to tell them it's the wrong thread...

But still... How many?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Fenderek wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Add another 3 who would post that Q+PR sucks...
And another 13 to tell them it's the wrong thread...[/QUOTE]

another 14 to tell you Freddie does it better...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Music Man wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Lights bulbs are nazis.




Let's debate.[/QUOTE]

Light bulbs are too bright to be Nazis.[/QUOTE]

What if are they turned off?[/QUOTE]

My point still stands.