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I don't know if you guys have seen these before, or how old they are, but here you go:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Has anyone seen the Chuck Norris clips from 'Walker Texas Ranger' that Conan O'Brien used to feature on his show.

It was the most hilarious shit on earth. My favorite is the one where the bad guy falls on a bear trap and Walker comes and punches him in the face.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
Oh, god. This was in the newspaper a month ago.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Here's one of the Conan clips...

http://www.youtube.com/w/Conan-O-Brien-and-Universal?v=waq2Uicjdb0&search=chuck%20norris%20conan
[/QUOTE]

Brilliant stuff, though I think the best was when Haley Joel Osmont appeared on Walker.[/QUOTE]

Walker told me I had AIDS
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
all the guys at my school flippin talk about chuck norris all the time lol!
I good friend would be their to bail you out of jail...but a best friend would be there saying that was fuckin awsome!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queenrocks4579 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]all the guys at my school flippin talk about chuck norris all the time lol![/QUOTE]

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL!
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Guns don't kill people.....



Chuck Norris kills people.
"Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?" Sean Connery
Chuck Norris is the worst actor in the world but you have to love him just cuz he is Chuck Norris lol!
I good friend would be their to bail you out of jail...but a best friend would be there saying that was fuckin awsome!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queenrocks4579 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Chuck Norris is the worst actor in the world but you have to love him just cuz he is Chuck Norris lol![/QUOTE]

I thought it was Steven Seagal.

To be honest, Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like Bruce Lee.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
To be honest, Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like Bruce Lee.[/QUOTE]

And Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.
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chuck norris... end of story

godzilla is japan's rendition of chuck norris's first visit to tokyo

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