This place needs moderators.

Starting with me, I can pop over to General Discussion and wipe out cabbage and his stupid space-wasting threads. I'll put an end to these ridiculous cut-and-paste arguments people always have - I can tell when someone has something worth saying in their head and when they're just spamming with control-v again.

Put simply, if it has RIP or 1991 in it, I'll wipe it out. If they're actually responding intelligently to things people are saying, it stays.

And I'll force someone to upload Face it Alone. I would be the perfect mod.

Furthermore, I've got shitloads of time for this stuff. Well... I'm at TAFE during the day, but I usually have a quick look at the place before bed/before going to TAFE.

Now seriously, no. 2 on my agenda would be to get rid of Dudley Fufkin. Not funny, not even human half the time... the idea of someone actually wanting the entire Muslim community to *vacate* the UK (and go where, simpleton???) is just insane. Got to at least give me the option to edit his posts so it says 'dudley fufkin is dangerous and should be sent home'.