I'm Bored

Somebody think up a clever and controversial debate.

I don't have anything controversial to say but I'd like to throw this is....I went to a local comedy club last night and while they were introducing the main act, the DJ played Let Me Entertain You. Pretty cool huh?

Also, there was an extremely drunk woman sitting in the front right. Right in front of me. She was so annoying, she got kicked out of the club!!!

Good times!!

I went to bingo tonight and lost my ass..AGAIN.

Fuckers.

I bought two pairs of shoes tonight.

Mobil Exxon did not rape consumers last year. True their 37 billion dollar profit was a new record, as was their 371 billion dollar sales. However their profits were LESS THAN 10% of sales ... not exactly qualification enough as a robber baron. Exxon Mobil is guilty of being an extremely large company ... nothing more.

If you want to bash a company for raping consumers, try bashing the much smaller Microsoft. Microsoft qualifies as robber barron material as their profits last year were about 25 % of sales.

Of course, Microsoft is head-quartered in a blue state, so the liberal media has little interest in bashing Microsoft. The liberal media would rather bash oil companies, because they can bash Bush at the same time.

I tripped over a peanut last year

I won £10 on the lottery the other week

never won lottery always tnite or next time.

SHOULD CABBAGE BE SHOT?

yes 4 sure blast that cabbage out a-here

But if you do blast her...she'll be blown into a thousand bits. Then they'd be lots of little cabbages! AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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haha lol

I found a pair of socks that actually match my pants. For the first time in I-don't-know-how-long.

I'm looking for a sheepskin flight jacket.

I overthrew the lichtenstein government last night.

Whats the point, the country is smaller than my finger nail.