Sloganiser

Unzip a Yamaha.
This is not your father's Yamaha
The man from Yamaha, he says "Yes."

Ha it also said:

Would you give away your louise?

A louise a day keeps the frowning at bay

Where theres louise theres a way.

I love this link lol

Taste the Freddie Mercury.
You Can Do It When You Freddie Mercury It.
I'd Like to Buy the World a Freddie Mercury.
The Joy of Freddie Mercury.
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Freddie Mercury.
Freddie Mercury - It Does a Body Good.
Things Go Better with Freddie Mercury.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Freddie Mercury.
When You've Got Freddie Mercury, Flaunt It.
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Freddie Mercury.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Freddie Mercury.
Get Freddie Mercury or Get Out.
There's Only One Freddie Mercury.
The Ultimate Freddie Mercury Machine.
The Queen of Freddie Mercury.
My Doctor Says 'Freddie Mercury'.
The Coolest Freddie Mercury on Ice.
i dont to laugh or cry at some of theses..

'Make fun of John Deacon'.
'The John Deacon God would use'.
'Only the oldest, crumbliest John Deacon'.
'A Tough John Deacon To Follow'.
'It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender John Deacon'.
'Kills All Known John Deacon - Dead'.
'Look For The John Deacon Label'.
'John Deacon Saves Your Soul'.
'You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of John Deacon On Your Knife'.
'Because I'm Worth John Deacon'.
And, my personal favourite:
"Bread with the bread taken out".

The Microwave effect.


(anything to bump crapbage's idiocy)