The one that really sticks in my mind was when i was younger and i somehow forgot (yes, forgot!) to put my underwear on and on that same day we had physcial education... i don't know how i got changed without people seeing! lol
......What was yours?
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too embarrassing to post.
Why? It's not like its face-to-face... you too scared? Go on... lol
The time I arrived home to what I thought was an empty house and decided to indulge in a little hobby of mine whish involves dressing as French maid and inserting small mammals into my rectum.
I was just popping in the third gerbil when my wife, kids and in-laws appeared from behind the curtains holding a birthday cake and shouting SURPRISE!
Then there was the time I was caught fellating an albian goat herder and appeared on News At Ten.
And who could forget the time I went to Buckingham Palace to be awarded a knighthood only to have a sudden attack of explosive diohorrea and splattered the Duke of Edinburgh with a pint and a half of fizzy bum gravy.
But without a doubt the most shameful act I ever took part in was the time I was caught looking at a copy of Greatest Hits 3 in HMV. I seriously considered killing myself afterwards.
fatty.
I was just popping in the third gerbil when my wife, kids and in-laws appeared from behind the curtains holding a birthday cake and shouting SURPRISE!
Then there was the time I was caught fellating an albian goat herder and appeared on News At Ten.
And who could forget the time I went to Buckingham Palace to be awarded a knighthood only to have a sudden attack of explosive diohorrea and splattered the Duke of Edinburgh with a pint and a half of fizzy bum gravy.
But without a doubt the most shameful act I ever took part in was the time I was caught looking at a copy of Greatest Hits 3 in HMV. I seriously considered killing myself afterwards.
fatty.
LOL! Very interesting and fascinating life you lead, fatty. I think i remember seeing you on News at Ten... and when you received your knighthood it was so special it was broadcast on the BBC where over half the population of England saw your anus-mud firework explosion... you did us very proud!
Hmmm... I have embarrasing moments on a daily basis, so it's hard to choose. But I'll never forget when they mistaked me for a boy..It was so embarrasing! It happened twice, too! :P
"The time I arrived home to what I thought was an empty house and decided to indulge in a little hobby of mine whish involves dressing as French maid and inserting small mammals into my rectum.
I was just popping in the third gerbil when my wife, kids and in-laws appeared from behind the curtains holding a birthday cake and shouting SURPRISE!
Then there was the time I was caught fellating an albian goat herder and appeared on News At Ten.
And who could forget the time I went to Buckingham Palace to be awarded a knighthood only to have a sudden attack of explosive diohorrea and splattered the Duke of Edinburgh with a pint and a half of fizzy bum gravy.
But without a doubt the most shameful act I ever took part in was the time I was caught looking at a copy of Greatest Hits 3 in HMV. I seriously considered killing myself afterwards."
Sheesh, fatty, I love your stories!
I was just popping in the third gerbil when my wife, kids and in-laws appeared from behind the curtains holding a birthday cake and shouting SURPRISE!
Then there was the time I was caught fellating an albian goat herder and appeared on News At Ten.
And who could forget the time I went to Buckingham Palace to be awarded a knighthood only to have a sudden attack of explosive diohorrea and splattered the Duke of Edinburgh with a pint and a half of fizzy bum gravy.
But without a doubt the most shameful act I ever took part in was the time I was caught looking at a copy of Greatest Hits 3 in HMV. I seriously considered killing myself afterwards."
Sheesh, fatty, I love your stories!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]queen4ever2 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]too embarrassing to post.[/QUOTE]
me too... :)
me too... :)
Well I fell down the stairs last night. I don't know how I managed it, I was sat on the stairs then suddenly I just kind of tumbled backwards.. heh.. I'm a bit hungover this morning.
i av walked into a lamp post once or twice very embarrassing lol
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Hmmm... I have embarrasing moments on a daily basis, so it's hard to choose. But I'll never forget when they mistaked me for a boy..It was so embarrasing! It happened twice, too! :P[/QUOTE]
People *used to* mistake ME for a girl all the time. After a while, I got used to it.
Well, at LEAST girls are *usually* better-looking than guys ;-P[/QUOTE]
That's exactly the same thing I thought when I saw that 'Mmmbop' video.
People *used to* mistake ME for a girl all the time. After a while, I got used to it.
Well, at LEAST girls are *usually* better-looking than guys ;-P[/QUOTE]
That's exactly the same thing I thought when I saw that 'Mmmbop' video.
getting my tounge stuck to a stop sign, now that was bad.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Forever88 <h6>PANINARO!</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]getting my tounge stuck to a stop sign, now that was bad.[/QUOTE]
Covered in ice, was it? lol!
Covered in ice, was it? lol!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Forever88 <h6>PANINARO!</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]getting my tounge stuck to a stop sign, now that was bad.[/QUOTE]
Did someone triple dog dare ya to do such a thing?
Did someone triple dog dare ya to do such a thing?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Hmmm... I have embarrasing moments on a daily basis, so it's hard to choose. But I'll never forget when they mistaked me for a boy..It was so embarrasing! It happened twice, too! :P[/QUOTE]
People *used to* mistake ME for a girl all the time. After a while, I got used to it.
Well, at LEAST girls are *usually* better-looking than guys ;-P[/QUOTE]
That's exactly the same thing I thought when I saw that 'Mmmbop' video.[/QUOTE]
I think I could do with some explanation here.[/QUOTE]
This video will explain it all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXoVvj54F9k&search=hanson
WARNING: This will bring back some awful memories of how horrible was the music from the late 90s.
People *used to* mistake ME for a girl all the time. After a while, I got used to it.
Well, at LEAST girls are *usually* better-looking than guys ;-P[/QUOTE]
That's exactly the same thing I thought when I saw that 'Mmmbop' video.[/QUOTE]
I think I could do with some explanation here.[/QUOTE]
This video will explain it all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXoVvj54F9k&search=hanson
WARNING: This will bring back some awful memories of how horrible was the music from the late 90s.