THE EGG STORY - CHAPTER 1.
(Based on the famous Freddie and Roger story of them trying to boil an egg.)
"Rog, darling, how exactly do you boil an egg??" asked Freddie, holding an egg.
"Umm, I don't know, it has something to do with water though." responded Roger, putting down his paper.
"Well, let's just try...I put the water on the stove already. Oh! It's boiling!" exclaimed Freddie.
Freddie tries to put the egg in, but hesitates and withdraws.
"Here - you try!"
Roger then tries to put the egg in, creeping up to the pot with Freddie very close behind him,
his hands on Roger's shoulders, peering over at the pot. He drops it rather roughly, an as doing so, Freddie squeezes Roger's shoulders quite hard.
"Dammit! Let me try again."
Another cracked egg.
"Here, Rog, dear, let us get ready to go out to eat since we can't make a damn egg."
"All right."
They both leave the kitchen.
(To be continued.)© R.P.
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haha that is good!! X
LadyMercury:
That was too funny, lol
I just find it hard to believe that they cant cook, especially Roger!! I mean come on, Debbie should have taught him something, lol!
That was too funny, lol
I just find it hard to believe that they cant cook, especially Roger!! I mean come on, Debbie should have taught him something, lol!
Thanks! The story is set in the early 70s, as was the real story - I just thought it would be cuter. And this whole thing is supposed to be very silly, and not serious or anything. Glad you liked chapter 1! Here's chapter 2! :P
THE EGG STORY - CHAPTER 2.
So while Freddie and Roger are getting ready, John walks into the kitchen and sees the pot of still boiling water and egg yolk on the counter and goes, "Freddie and Roger must have been trying to cook again...", then sighs and puts in another egg for Freddie, thinking that once Freddie and Roger come back from wherever they are in the house, that the egg will be done. John leaves the kitchen. After a few minutes, Brian walks in, feeling rather peckish, and sees the egg.
"Oh, joy!" he says.
So Brian scoops out the egg and eats it with pleasure, with a side of tea and some toast. Just after Brian finishes his little lunch, Freddie and Roger come bounding into the kitchen all dressed up to go on their dinner-do. Then John comes in after them and says to Freddie, "Did you like your egg, Freddie?" and Freddie by the minute is becoming more and more flustered saying, "What egg? I see Brian has had the egg you made for me, John! Eh!!!"
Silence in the kitchennnnn.
(i'm on chapter 4, haha)
THE EGG STORY - CHAPTER 2.
So while Freddie and Roger are getting ready, John walks into the kitchen and sees the pot of still boiling water and egg yolk on the counter and goes, "Freddie and Roger must have been trying to cook again...", then sighs and puts in another egg for Freddie, thinking that once Freddie and Roger come back from wherever they are in the house, that the egg will be done. John leaves the kitchen. After a few minutes, Brian walks in, feeling rather peckish, and sees the egg.
"Oh, joy!" he says.
So Brian scoops out the egg and eats it with pleasure, with a side of tea and some toast. Just after Brian finishes his little lunch, Freddie and Roger come bounding into the kitchen all dressed up to go on their dinner-do. Then John comes in after them and says to Freddie, "Did you like your egg, Freddie?" and Freddie by the minute is becoming more and more flustered saying, "What egg? I see Brian has had the egg you made for me, John! Eh!!!"
Silence in the kitchennnnn.
(i'm on chapter 4, haha)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]onelonelypussycat wrote: [/QUOTENAME]LadyMercury:
That was too funny, lol
I just find it hard to believe that they cant cook, especially Roger!! I mean come on, Debbie should have taught him something, lol![/QUOTE]
Haha, I know! To be honest, I really like Debbie, I'd like to meet her!
That was too funny, lol
I just find it hard to believe that they cant cook, especially Roger!! I mean come on, Debbie should have taught him something, lol![/QUOTE]
Haha, I know! To be honest, I really like Debbie, I'd like to meet her!
Ladymercury:
This is like R.Kelly's trapped in the closet video...keep going, keep going!!! I wish I could add something on, I dont have a good imagnation like that, lol?
Have you seen that movie "the 40-year old virgin?"
This is like R.Kelly's trapped in the closet video...keep going, keep going!!! I wish I could add something on, I dont have a good imagnation like that, lol?
Have you seen that movie "the 40-year old virgin?"
Nope, never watched it!
I love Trapped in the Closet! I didn't finish it though...That's about the only rap I listen to, hahaha
I love Trapped in the Closet! I didn't finish it though...That's about the only rap I listen to, hahaha
THE EGG STORY - CHAPTER 3.
Brian just sits there, very content, and says to Freddie, "I'm sorry. I was hungry." Freddie doesn't really respond, just sticks his tongue out at him and turns to John: "Well! Let us go out to dinner! Shall we?" John makes to follow him and Roger, and Brian gets up as well.
"Brian -- you've already eaten. You're staying home." says Freddie.
"Aww, man..."
So John drives Freddie and Roger to a fancy Italian restaurant and are seated at a table immediately. The waiter comes by and asks what they'd like to order. Roger orders first:
"Have you got spaghetti-Os here?" asks Roger.
"Yes."
"Oh, goodie!" exclaims Roger, clapping his hands together like a child does when very delighted.
Then John orders. "Tea...And cheese on toast, and cold chicken."
Lastly, Freddie: "I will have a lobster, caviar, and a bottle of champagne. I prefer Cristal...Make that two bottles, the second one being Chandon, please." As you can see, Freddie is probably the only one to have ordered real food, and food that might actually be served at a fancy restaurant. Maybe. Er...maybe not.
Ahem. The End. Probably not.
Brian just sits there, very content, and says to Freddie, "I'm sorry. I was hungry." Freddie doesn't really respond, just sticks his tongue out at him and turns to John: "Well! Let us go out to dinner! Shall we?" John makes to follow him and Roger, and Brian gets up as well.
"Brian -- you've already eaten. You're staying home." says Freddie.
"Aww, man..."
So John drives Freddie and Roger to a fancy Italian restaurant and are seated at a table immediately. The waiter comes by and asks what they'd like to order. Roger orders first:
"Have you got spaghetti-Os here?" asks Roger.
"Yes."
"Oh, goodie!" exclaims Roger, clapping his hands together like a child does when very delighted.
Then John orders. "Tea...And cheese on toast, and cold chicken."
Lastly, Freddie: "I will have a lobster, caviar, and a bottle of champagne. I prefer Cristal...Make that two bottles, the second one being Chandon, please." As you can see, Freddie is probably the only one to have ordered real food, and food that might actually be served at a fancy restaurant. Maybe. Er...maybe not.
Ahem. The End. Probably not.
LOL @ Brian couldnt go, cause he already ate....LOL!!!
this is a funny bit. then i'll put up ch. 4 ha
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Roger, a little frightened of going near the stove, stood two feet away from it. Then Roger emitted a very long:
"Eeeeeeoooouuuuggghhh!"
And chucked the egg. The egg landed in the pot, splashing water everywhere.
"Slam dunk!" yelled Roger, turning to Freddie, in hopes of a few
DELETED SCENE OF THE EGG STORY.
Roger, a little frightened of going near the stove, stood two feet away from it. Then Roger emitted a very long:
"Eeeeeeoooouuuuggghhh!"
And chucked the egg. The egg landed in the pot, splashing water everywhere.
"Slam dunk!" yelled Roger, turning to Freddie, in hopes of a few
... exclamations of praise from the dark-haired beauty.
But Roger only received a very put-out looking Freddie, with his arms crossed, because
he really-verily wanted that egg.
But Roger only received a very put-out looking Freddie, with his arms crossed, because
he really-verily wanted that egg.
Hell to tha naw...lol!
Oo, this is fun
THE EGG STORY - CHAPTER 4.
Freddie, Roger, and John had finished their meals and were now talking amicably and drinking
their coffee. John looked at his watch and started, then took out a piece of paper in his pocket.
"What's wrong, John, darling?" asked Freddie, taking another swig of his coffee, then his champagne.
"I just forgot! I have a grocery list! But I never bought the groceries! We must get to the shops now!" cried John, standing up
quickly, knocking over the croissants.
"Oh my! Let us go then, I don't feel like making peanut butter and jelly for the next week!" said Freddie, putting down
a bunch of bills on the table, leading Roger and John out of the restaurant.
THE EGG STORY - CHAPTER 4.
Freddie, Roger, and John had finished their meals and were now talking amicably and drinking
their coffee. John looked at his watch and started, then took out a piece of paper in his pocket.
"What's wrong, John, darling?" asked Freddie, taking another swig of his coffee, then his champagne.
"I just forgot! I have a grocery list! But I never bought the groceries! We must get to the shops now!" cried John, standing up
quickly, knocking over the croissants.
"Oh my! Let us go then, I don't feel like making peanut butter and jelly for the next week!" said Freddie, putting down
a bunch of bills on the table, leading Roger and John out of the restaurant.
What...you said John forgot to get the groceries...lol, yeah, they'd better do that, but I must say, that Peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches are the bomb!!! One of favorites!!