>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>
>Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
>naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
>
>Between 21 and 30, a woman is like the UK. Well developed and open to
>trade, especially for someone with cash.
>
>Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of
>her own beauty.
>
>Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm
>and desirable place to visit.
>
>Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past
>mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
>
>Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are
>un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
>
>Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all
>conquering past but alas, no future.
>
>After 70, they
>become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but
>no one wants to go there.
>
>
>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>
>Between 15 and 90, a man is like the USA ...... Ruled by a dick
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ROFL!!!!
I actually laughed out loud at the ending. Bravo! Still chuckling over here.
I actually laughed out loud at the ending. Bravo! Still chuckling over here.