The Crap Cheesy Pick Up Lines Thread

Ok this is just for fun. Just post your fave "crap" cheesy pick up lines. Heres some of mine - and no I dont use them either!!! lol

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

All those curves and me with no brakes!

You're on my list of things to do tonight.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?

Do you have an inhaler cause you just took my breath away!

Please can I have a picture of you because i want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to arrest you coz you trespassed thru my mind n then you stole my heart!

Do you work in the post office, cause i thought i saw you checking out my package.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

im writing these down lol to see if they work

Ill be Fred, you be Wilma and together we'll make the Bedrock.

Is that a ladder in your tights or a Stairway to Heaven.

"Are you okay? I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven, angel!"
So cheesy.. ;P

Heres one I forgot to add

"Do you come here often, or am I not doing it right?"

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

You make my software turn to hardware!

Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.

now we av broken the ice lets get out of here :)

I'd dress up as a cop and say the following:

"You have the right to remain aroused. Anything you see or touch can and will be rubbed against you in the court of sex".

Heres another cheesy one_

"Gee girl, when God made you, he was showing off!!"

Are you Jeanie? Cause I wanted to rub your breasts three times and make a wish.

<Butthead>I see that you have braces. I have braces too.</Butthead>

you have eyes like spanners, everytime i look at them my nuts tighten

Are those space pants? Because they are driving me out of this world!

Dae ye ken the difference between a Scotch egg and mah nob? Naw? Well how dae ye fancy gaun oan a picnic wi me?

Well it's no gonnae suck it'sel.

The only reason ah'd boot ye oot ma bed wid be tae shag ye oan the flair.

Git yer gums aroond ma plums.

Dae ye fancy a podger? Naw? Well wid ye mind huddin still while ah huv yin?

Git yer jaws aroond ma baws.

Here's ten bob fir the phone. Away an tell yer maw thit ye'll no be hame the nicht.

fatty.

fatty: hilarious as always