Talking of dreams... tell me your worst

I saw a topic on dreams (life ambitions) and i thought i would like to know your worst other type of dream you've had whilst your sleeping.

I'll start...God, well, i had this awful dream that made me want to be physically sick.

Basically, i was in the bath and some stranger walked in (don't worry, its not rude) and he/she (who ever it was) sat on the toilet and did something rather revolting that left a TERRIBLE smell.
Anyway, this person took an awful long time doing 'the business' on the toilet but eventually managed to 'get it all out'. Yuck, i know.
Sooooo the person gets up (and i don't recall he/she wiping either) and looks at what they've done in MY BLOODY TOILET and goes 'Ohhhh shit.'
Well, it WAS shit, darling but what i didn't realise was that the person was cursing because of the size of the excrement!
So, he/she WITH HER/HIS BARE HANDS tried to push it down the toilet further to try and stop the blockage... but this didn't work and in fact made it worse!!
The hands emerged from the toilet bowl covered in the sticky, smelly, waste.
The person looked at me, in my nakedness, as if they wanted me to get out and help him/her!
I DON'T THINK SO... instead of that i was absolutely disgusted and started to wretch and vomit uncontrollably all over MY BATHROOM FLOOR!
And i just couldn't stop being sick. It was just vomit, more vomit, a quick second to catch my breath and then a further splatter of sick.

....then i woke up.... i was wondering thank fucking God that that wasn't real otherwise i'd be spending all day cleaning the nasty mixture of yellow/brown sludge on my bathroom floor.

Have you had worse??

God, no. That sounds awful. But I love looking at the ads at the top of this page. Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.

Flash:

Man, let me tell you I have some weird ass dreams. I've had dreams where I was pushed off a building, beat-up in front of the whole world while everyone was laughing at me, showing up naked to class, etc...I've had good dreams too, the kind that make you wish you could never wake up, etc, lol!

Sir Munchalot:

Yeah, I saw that too...lol!!!

Flash:

Thank goooooood that was just a dream!!!

I had such a nice dream this morning.. I was so pissed off when I woke up, I tried to go back to sleep to finish the dream but it didn't work. :|

The worst dream I ever had was about a wasp stinging me up the arse. It was pretty bad, believe me! I woke up and my arse was sore. Weird stuff.

My dad has the strangest dreams too. I heard him talking in his sleep before and he said two things, "Mickey Mouse is dead!" and "Donald Duck is in hospital!"

My worst dream was this man in black who had a hood over his face but you could only see 2 red eyes,kept walking over my front garden but he was dragging the body of my friend,then he'd get on top of my roof with the body,throw it on a pile of other bodies and then swooped for me but I always woke up then.

I had this reoccurig nightmare for 3 months,I was so sleep deprived I was brought to the doctor.It was horrible

oh snap i have THE BEST one of all:

I was in a half gorcery store (deli meat/dairy isle) and then is gradually turned intil like a brooklyn street with the rows of old brown stones and i was shopping with my mom and i was little and my mom goes "Jamie would you like Bologna" and i said "ew no mom i dont like that anymore" and so like one bologna slive jumped out and grew to be like 100 feet higher than me and then a salami slice did the same and it started chasing me and eating everyone on the way and i had to hide in one of the old brown stones and oh man it was scary

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Quonkers wrote: [/QUOTENAME]My dad has the strangest dreams too. I heard him talking in his sleep before and he said two things, "Mickey Mouse is dead!" and "Donald Duck is in hospital!"[/QUOTE]

Haha! That's hilarious

I had a dream once where I was eating yogurt and couldn't find out what flavour it was. It was horrible.

Worst...I've had too many to pick a worst. Somewhat-recent strange ones (in brief summaries):



1. Brother and I had a knife fight to the death (until FBI got involved...).
2. Moon was coming to destroy the earth. Government kept sending misiles at it, but they couldn't stop it.

Then the next afternoon after I had that dream, the moon was giant, which freaked me out a little.

HEY POPPY:


I know, dont you hate that!!!!


LADY MERCURY:

That too funny, I have food dreams like that sometimes too!!!

Oh yeah-

I had a dream that I woke up one time, and JOHN DEACON (Circa 1970's Deacon) was lying next to me, smiling, with his bass guitar lying in the middle of us? lol...I took him by the hand,he grab his guitar, and we went downstairs and ate breakfast, and I introduced him to my parents, brother, etc, who were all happy to meet him...then we went downstairs to the basement, and I showed him how to use the internet...and then I took him to Queenzone.com...that was a very weird but funny dream...he was like "is that how I'll look in the future?" lol!!!

Dont ask me why I had that weird dream, but I think I was listening to a little too much Queen that night before I went to sleep, lol!!!

Okay, I know the Deacon dream wasnt a "bad" dream, but I just wanted to share it will y'all lol!!!

Dennis Rodman was about to ass rape me. No joke.

Sadly I woke up before there was any action.