Kids are like farts

For the following reasons:

- They're always pushing you to let them come out.
- You can barely stand your own, let alone everybody else's.
- Whenever you secretely try to get rid of one, they will follow you back.
- Sometimes they're noisy
- Sometimes they can be silent, but still annoying.
- When someone else comes across one that is obviously yours, it can severely damage your reputation.
- The more you have, the harder it is to control them.
- They can be a very good source of humor.
- Something has to go inside of you, just so they can come out.

lmao!!!

LOL!!! Omg thats jokes man.

I loved kids until my nephew and my niece came.
They're the masters of tantrums,
always taking my things, and trying to steal them if not controlled,

I saw many kids playing in a contructive, quiet way, but they won't go that way, they keep on screaming, tearing whatever piece of cloth, jumping on sofa and beds with their shoes from the moment they come till they hopefully go away.

Two years ago I suspect my niece killed my kitten breaking his backbone by walking on him, and nobody believed me, but when we're alone she keeps on saying still now 'didn't you really love Liu (my cat), didn't you really love him?'and giggles. And the nephew is too much violent, and uncommonly strong, may times I risked being kicked in my stomach.

Saying that my brothers spoilt them is not enough. Luckily for them the house is not mine but my parents', otherwise I would have kicked their ass and never let them come again.

and what is worse is that my mother justifies them...'they're just kids, you're too strict with them' 'Good god, when I was a kid, you wouldn't let me even breathe without asking for permission and now these dwarves can go here and there, all around the house like doped baboons? I'm trying to write my thesis, you know?'

And more are to come...I'm scared. My mother even said to one of my inlaws, what a nice thing would be if one of her children (she's going to have twins) could look like me. The perspective of having somedoby looking like me but distorted through years and years of non-education by my silly, vulgar sister in law is the thing I fear the most.

id tan there arses, little smart fuckers, kids do my head in, i can never cooperate with them, mainly because i cant speak child,

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]For the following reasons:

- They're always pushing you to let them come out.
- You can barely stand your own, let alone everybody else's.
- Whenever you secretely try to get rid of one, they will follow you back.
- Sometimes they're noisy
- Sometimes they can be silent, but still annoying.
- When someone else comes across one that is obviously yours, it can severely damage your reputation.
- The more you have, the harder it is to control them.
- They can be a very good source of humor.
- Something has to go inside of you, just so they can come out. [/QUOTE]

NOT to mention...

- They can be dirty
- They can be smelly
- And finally, they can also be a source of great satisfaction and pride!

I can only say to people that hate kids, that you've just met the wrong ones.
I'm an uncle of 8, and extremely lucky at that because they're great kick-arse little punks. They're fabulous, and under my iron fist they will grow to be great adults.

I love kids, but not all of them.

I myself was an annoying sort of spoiled little fuck, and it took me many years later when I watched home videos of myself to realize that.

Remember, rather than bad kids, there are bad parents.

I actually despise kids.I never want to have kids and thats the truth,the whole mother idea doesnt appeal to me.Plus im not good with kids AT ALL!!Im not being mean,just the way I feel

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]White Queen the second wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I actually despise kids.I never want to have kids and thats the truth,the whole mother idea doesnt appeal to me.Plus im not good with kids AT ALL!!Im not being mean,just the way I feel[/QUOTE]
Be prepared for a fight. Society frowns on women who say they don't want to be mothers - as if that's all there is for a woman to do in her life. Don't cave to pressure - do what's right for you.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]magicalfreddiemercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]White Queen the second wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I actually despise kids.I never want to have kids and thats the truth,the whole mother idea doesnt appeal to me.Plus im not good with kids AT ALL!!Im not being mean,just the way I feel[/QUOTE]
Be prepared for a fight. Society frowns on women who say they don't want to be mothers - as if that's all there is for a woman to do in her life. Don't cave to pressure - do what's right for you.[/QUOTE]

Ah thanks,im just not the maternal type,I know id be a bad mother so why make a child unhappy!!

I'm a fart? Oh well, I'm growing up!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Quonkers wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm a fart? Oh well, I'm growing up![/QUOTE]

...and soon u will become an old fart :P

Some kids are adorable, and some are brats. You can't generalize when it comes to kids.

It's the same thing as generalizing about men, not all of them are horny insensitive pigs, just like not all women are materialist non-stop talking bitches.

I always joke about my kids being bad and saying I'll give them away. The truth is that they are great kids. I couldn't ask for anything more. I do have to say that it takes a lot of discipline and setting boundaries to raise children that will act approrpriately. I don't let my children get away with anything bc if I give them an inch, they'll take a mile, what child wouldn't? The rules at home go for every where else also. Cameron knows she must respect her teachers. It's very black and white with children, I think. They must know what is acceptable and what is not. If they know this, then it should be ok.