A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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LOL!
Ha ha! Nice one!
LOL!
Damn, thats a good one.
and BTW, Pussycat, arent you up a bit late?
and BTW, Pussycat, arent you up a bit late?
ok ok heres one....
Where does Micheal Jackson pick his nose????
In a catalogue!!
Where does Micheal Jackson pick his nose????
In a catalogue!!
I have a very lame one my friend and I came up with.
A man walks into a plastic surgeon's office and stops at the secretary's desk to sign in. When asked his name, the man replied, "My name is Howard. But I will be signing out as Hillary."
A man walks into a plastic surgeon's office and stops at the secretary's desk to sign in. When asked his name, the man replied, "My name is Howard. But I will be signing out as Hillary."
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ravenetta wrote: [/QUOTENAME]a drumset falls off the stage.... BA DUM TSH![/QUOTE]
Lol xD
Lol xD