[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]My only criticism to Conan is that you can tell when the writers are just running out of ideas so they just come up with the most retarded thing they can think of. Most of the time it happens when they introduce new characters, and it's just plain pathetic.
My favorite segments are Kids Drawings, New Stamps, If They Mated, SAT analogies, and Celebrity Secrets.
I remember they recently had a SECRETS segment with Billy Joel, and he says:
- All my songs speak the truth except for one... 'Honesty', that song is just pure bullshit.[/QUOTE]
True-
They never do 'if they mated' anymore, I really miss that :(....and they hardly do 'kids drawings', thats funny too!!!
Max is funny too....I miss Andy being on the show, but I guess he had to move on and do different things...Conan is always making fun of La-bum-bum, saying that he's gay n' stuff....and that trumpet player/singer cracks me up too...lol
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Oh yeah...he still makes MC Hammer jokes,which is really old, but I think its funny, corny, but funny nontheless, oh yeah, and he's always talking about Ruben (from American Idol) weight, and he's always talkin about Clay Aiken being gay, he said on one show that he was 'Aiken-for-some-man-sasuage' that was soooooooo wrong, lol, I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard that one!
But the number person he makes fun of is himself...how ironic, lol!
But the number person he makes fun of is himself...how ironic, lol!
I love me some Walker Texas Ranger lever!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I love me some Walker Texas Ranger lever!![/QUOTE]
Oh yes, how can I forget about Walker Texas Ranger, thats the best!!!
Oh yes, how can I forget about Walker Texas Ranger, thats the best!!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I love me some Walker Texas Ranger lever!![/QUOTE]
Oh yes, how can I forget about Walker Texas Ranger, thats the best!!![/QUOTE]
Sometimes I watch Walker Texas Ranger just to see if there are any clips that are worth pulling the leveler.
I always find at least a couple on every show.
Oh yes, how can I forget about Walker Texas Ranger, thats the best!!![/QUOTE]
Sometimes I watch Walker Texas Ranger just to see if there are any clips that are worth pulling the leveler.
I always find at least a couple on every show.
I CAME BACK FOR THIS TOPIC.
I am a changed person now. i will try to be nicer. Conan Rocks tho "theres no reason to live anymore wheres my kayak?"
I am a changed person now. i will try to be nicer. Conan Rocks tho "theres no reason to live anymore wheres my kayak?"
Heh, The Max Weinberg Seven play some pretty obscure/ripping songs.
Have any of you guys seen The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog DVD?? I could nt stop laughing, my stomahc was hurting so bad.
It was funny when he was doing the Star Wars things on the side walk.
It was funny when he was doing the Star Wars things on the side walk.
I can watch the Triumph DVD over and over again and still laugh my ass off. It's hard to pick which one is the funniest.
My favorite might have to be the Bon Jovi interview. I actually went to that same concert at Giants Stadium.
I remember some of the interview.
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TRIUMPH: Jon, is it true you're making a movie about vampires?
JON BON JOVI: Yes
TRIUMPH: Finally a role that requires you to suck.
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TRIUMPH: Richie Sambora! Dude, this guy has been everywhere. He used to date Cher back when she was only in her 60s.
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TRIUMPH: How much did you pay for that ticket?
BON JOVI FAN: 40 bucks
TRIUMPH: Why not wait until next year when you can see them for free at Six Flags?
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Ohhh, and who can forget the "You Give Love A Bad Name"....
Humped a Shar-pei
Pulled out too late
Now the bitch has a litter of 8
They eat all the Alpo right off my plate
Why the hell didn't I just masturbate.
Ohhhhh, I'm a loaded gun
Here comes Bon Jovi, the pooping's begun.
Look at you guys, have you no shame
You give poop, a bad name
Crawl back to the butt, from whence you came
You give poop, a bad name
My favorite might have to be the Bon Jovi interview. I actually went to that same concert at Giants Stadium.
I remember some of the interview.
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TRIUMPH: Jon, is it true you're making a movie about vampires?
JON BON JOVI: Yes
TRIUMPH: Finally a role that requires you to suck.
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TRIUMPH: Richie Sambora! Dude, this guy has been everywhere. He used to date Cher back when she was only in her 60s.
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TRIUMPH: How much did you pay for that ticket?
BON JOVI FAN: 40 bucks
TRIUMPH: Why not wait until next year when you can see them for free at Six Flags?
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Ohhh, and who can forget the "You Give Love A Bad Name"....
Humped a Shar-pei
Pulled out too late
Now the bitch has a litter of 8
They eat all the Alpo right off my plate
Why the hell didn't I just masturbate.
Ohhhhh, I'm a loaded gun
Here comes Bon Jovi, the pooping's begun.
Look at you guys, have you no shame
You give poop, a bad name
Crawl back to the butt, from whence you came
You give poop, a bad name
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I prefer Jay Leno[/QUOTE]
What? Jay Leno...with those bad Dick Cheney jokes...what?
What? Jay Leno...with those bad Dick Cheney jokes...what?
Conan is the best! My mum can't stand him, I don't know why.... The Finland thing was great(I'm from Finland)!
We need a Top 10 reasons why David Letterman SUCKS
yea i like the show its funny
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I prefer Jay Leno[/QUOTE]
What? Jay Leno...with those bad Dick Cheney jokes...what?[/QUOTE]
Oh, oh you know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. The fact is the man's out there every bloody night, with fresh material!
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Yeah, he does do material that is fresher than Conan's, but Conan is effortlessly funny to me, and you have to make me laugh to keep me intrested, thats just the way that I am...now granted, Jay is funny sometimes, but he has a different style of comedy than Conan...its just that Jay tries too hard for me...I dont know, I guess its just different strokes for different folks...lol, I perfer slapstick comedy, and that is Conan all the way!!!!
What? Jay Leno...with those bad Dick Cheney jokes...what?[/QUOTE]
Oh, oh you know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. The fact is the man's out there every bloody night, with fresh material!
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Yeah, he does do material that is fresher than Conan's, but Conan is effortlessly funny to me, and you have to make me laugh to keep me intrested, thats just the way that I am...now granted, Jay is funny sometimes, but he has a different style of comedy than Conan...its just that Jay tries too hard for me...I dont know, I guess its just different strokes for different folks...lol, I perfer slapstick comedy, and that is Conan all the way!!!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] <font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]xD i wish i was cool enough to have come up with that previous post but Stewie from Family Guy actually said it. Family Guy quotes always come into real life with me..I'm so obsessed with it.
Me personally, I hate em both. Do americans actually like em?
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You know, I looooove family guy too (people say I'm too old to still watch it) but fuck that...I loooove Family guy...Stewie's bad as hell, but I still love him, and I love Brian the dog, cause he so cultured and sarcastic...and Peter for being the fat retarded man that he is, always getting himself into trouble with Lois...lol, along with everyone else...
I like when the Greased up deaf guy is like: Dont judge me, I'm just doing my thang!!...I swear, I looooove that...!!
Me personally, I hate em both. Do americans actually like em?
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You know, I looooove family guy too (people say I'm too old to still watch it) but fuck that...I loooove Family guy...Stewie's bad as hell, but I still love him, and I love Brian the dog, cause he so cultured and sarcastic...and Peter for being the fat retarded man that he is, always getting himself into trouble with Lois...lol, along with everyone else...
I like when the Greased up deaf guy is like: Dont judge me, I'm just doing my thang!!...I swear, I looooove that...!!