Stupid double entendre names

Hi, I'm Seymour Butts. You can also call me Ben Dover.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]childwhoevery1hates wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Hi, I'm Seymour Butts.[/QUOTE]

Omg he's the guy who makes porn in a family bussiness, isnt it?

I was doing a math problem sheet at math class the other day, and we had to solve riddles, seeing the name of authors of books. Ben Dover was one of 'em, lol. The others were R. U. Wright and Marsha Long. Corny, I know... :-P

Lol I have a friend named Jack Mehoff and his wife is Patty Wagon.

Wayne Car, Helen Back, etc....

I know this one is sooo old and corny but...

I'm Richard Head. you can call me Dick.

BAH *ashamed*

Apart from our very own Mike Hunt, other real names I know of are Bob Doune (may need to be Scottish to understand that one), Pat MacCarrie (perhaps need to be Scottish again) and Phil MacCavity.

Phil McCracken

Dick Valentine

Dick Power

Ivor Hardy

Roger Moore

Tom Arter

I went to school with a lad called Mark Stretch, he was fucking massive. On the register he was always Stretch Mark.

I'm sure theres a few more I haven't thought of...

Alotta Vagina, Ivana Fuckalot, Jack Minehoff

wayne king is someone in my year group, once we had this australian teacher and when he said the register it came out as

"wan king?

lmao it was funny the whole class burst into laughter, he had no clue what was going on! wayne was embarrased lamo!

Once sent a fax signed by myself Mr C. Lyons. Came back a few hours later headed Dear Mr C. Lyons. Hook, line and sinker.

R. Swipe
R. Soul
Phil McKracken (see Scottish link above)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Of Wrestling<h6>Jamie's Louvre wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Alotta Vagina, Ivana Fuckalot, Jack Minehoff[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha nice ones! :P

Jack Hoffer, Mike Hunt

I could go into military names

Seargeant Shaft, Corporal Cleavage, Lt. Libido, Private Privates, Colonel Clitoris

you neeed more?

Then courtesy of a SNL skit;

Colonel Angus

Biggus Dickus. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm surprised no-ones mentioned Ivor Bignob yet.