All four Queens and Billy runs in to the Queen mansion. They hurry inside, and locks the door. Hasselhoff is trying to kick in the door, but he´s not as strong as Brian.
"*gasp, gasp* Has anyone got an idea?" asks Billy. Everyone thinks for a while.
"I do.. But im not sure its gonna work.." says Freddie.. Then he runs out to the kitcen closing the door behind him.
"Wait!! What are you gonna do???" Brian yells. He dont think more about it though, ´cous this very second, Hasselhoff breaks the door.
"So.. Im in. And you guys can´t stop me from doing wht I like to you.. Im gonna ravage you, and make you clean my mansion, and.."
Hasselhoff get´s interrupted though when the Kitchen door opens. Freddie is running into the livingroom, with a big bucket filled with water.
"Dont move a muscle Hasselhoff, or I´ll throw water at you! You know zombies melt, when they get contact with water.."
"Cor´I thought that was witchesMMMMPHH"
"Shut up Roger!" whispers Brian, as he covers Rogers mouth with his hand.
"This might work, You know!"
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John is scared s**tless and starts sucking his thumb.
"Drink this darling, it will make you look better" Freddie says before chucking the water over hasselhoff.
"**gasp** it didnt work you dope" Brian wails. Roger chooses the moment to make a comment no worth repeating.
"waaa!" John cries and starts banging his fists on the floor.
" now i will get you Freddie you gay -"
"what did you just say!" Freddie screams. billy walks up to hasselhoff and punches him in the privets.
" i hope that hurt!!!!!"
"Drink this darling, it will make you look better" Freddie says before chucking the water over hasselhoff.
"**gasp** it didnt work you dope" Brian wails. Roger chooses the moment to make a comment no worth repeating.
"waaa!" John cries and starts banging his fists on the floor.
" now i will get you Freddie you gay -"
"what did you just say!" Freddie screams. billy walks up to hasselhoff and punches him in the privets.
" i hope that hurt!!!!!"
"WAIT!! STOP!!" yells Roger.
"Why the hell is it, that we´re so scared of Hasselhoff? We´re five to one, and even Brians stronger than him! He does´nt even have a hostage anymore!"
People looks at eachother.
"Yeah! We dont need to be scared of him now.. specially not when he´s so harmless, as he is right now." Cries John, after taking his thumb out of his mouth. And he´s right. As Hasselhoff lies on the ground with balls, that has been kicked twice within a wery short wile, he really is pretty harmless.
"Uhm.. well, does anyone have an idea, to what we´re gonna do to him?" asks Freddie.
"I DO!!" Yelles Brian.
A few minnutes later, Hasselhoff is tied to a chair, with a Hello kitty sock in his mouth.
"say goodbye to your hair." Whispers Brian. Then lets out an evil laugh...
"Why the hell is it, that we´re so scared of Hasselhoff? We´re five to one, and even Brians stronger than him! He does´nt even have a hostage anymore!"
People looks at eachother.
"Yeah! We dont need to be scared of him now.. specially not when he´s so harmless, as he is right now." Cries John, after taking his thumb out of his mouth. And he´s right. As Hasselhoff lies on the ground with balls, that has been kicked twice within a wery short wile, he really is pretty harmless.
"Uhm.. well, does anyone have an idea, to what we´re gonna do to him?" asks Freddie.
"I DO!!" Yelles Brian.
A few minnutes later, Hasselhoff is tied to a chair, with a Hello kitty sock in his mouth.
"say goodbye to your hair." Whispers Brian. Then lets out an evil laugh...
Oooh, Hasselhoff's ass is gonna get KICKED! XD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oooh, Hasselhoff's ass is gonna get KICKED! XD[/QUOTE]
He´s going down!! :D
He´s going down!! :D
Hmm.. I really dont think Brian and Roger and (mostly :p John should read this xD
I think this is the freakiest thread running right now.. DONT LET IT DIE!!! :D
I think this is the freakiest thread running right now.. DONT LET IT DIE!!! :D
Yeah, don't let it die! My mind is empty right now, that's why I can't come up with more... C'mon! Hasselhoff must DIE!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oooh, Hasselhoff's ass is gonna get KICKED! XD[/QUOTE]
He´s going down!! :D[/QUOTE]
Okay, I'm gonna add one after FreMe, but someone else has to add one after me...please?
He´s going down!! :D[/QUOTE]
Okay, I'm gonna add one after FreMe, but someone else has to add one after me...please?
Billy rushed upstairs to Brian's bathroom and back into the kitchen with Brian's electric shaver. Once Hasselhoff noticed it he became so frightened like a terrified cat stuck in a tree. He shook violently with fear while Brian let out an evil laugh once again.
"So, who needs a haircut now?" Brian snapped while scowling, "You've tortured me with it before, but now it's our turn this time to take our revenge on you."
"And take you down," Roger piped in. Hasselhoff shook his head frantically, but it was way too late.
"Mmmmph! Mmmmph!," Hasselhoff mumbled a plea.
"Too late! Freddie, switch on the shaver," Brian ordered as he turned back to Hasselhoff, "It's time we'd give Hasselhoff a taste of his own medicine."
Freddie obeyed and Hasselhoff spat out the sock, letting out a loud, ear-splitting shreik like a pre-teen child riding an outrageously wild ride at an amusement park. Brian and the others laughed evily while Hasselhoff yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!"...
"So, who needs a haircut now?" Brian snapped while scowling, "You've tortured me with it before, but now it's our turn this time to take our revenge on you."
"And take you down," Roger piped in. Hasselhoff shook his head frantically, but it was way too late.
"Mmmmph! Mmmmph!," Hasselhoff mumbled a plea.
"Too late! Freddie, switch on the shaver," Brian ordered as he turned back to Hasselhoff, "It's time we'd give Hasselhoff a taste of his own medicine."
Freddie obeyed and Hasselhoff spat out the sock, letting out a loud, ear-splitting shreik like a pre-teen child riding an outrageously wild ride at an amusement park. Brian and the others laughed evily while Hasselhoff yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!"...
Y'know, I really shouldn't have volunteered to add anything to this story in the first place because now I'm feeling guilty doing this...I mean, what if Brian, John, or Roger read this?? I'm sorry being such a complainer for posting this. I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling like a complete jerk right now:*(
part of me actually thinks they would laugh about it lol
Are you nuts?!
not all of it just some parts of it
no some parts im sure they would never laugh about
Well, that would suck...just as long as they don't come near this forum! I read somewhere here that Brian doesn't read forums. So, I hope he doesn't 'cause if he does we're toast!