An add on story about Queen

"Oh, Rog, dear, don't be ashamed; I'm sure your farts smell delightful!" Freddie quipped playfully, and merrily pranced into Roger's room and tackled him at the knees.
"Freddie, stop-I don't think I'm quite over-"
Roger was interrupted when he ripped a giant fart that rumbled within the floorboards.
"That," he finished shyly, blushing DayGlo red.
Freddie grimaced and backed out of the room as if Roger had been extraterrestrial.

Roger hung his head in sheer embarrasment while he watched Brian stomp his feet, chanting "We will, we will, fart you!"
"That's not even funny, you idiot!", Roger shouted.
"Yes it iiiis!!" Brian retorted, giggling away.

While all of this was going on, John was on the ledge of the roof. He didn't know wether or not he wanted to jump. Sure he had his family...but anyone who had to deal with those three men would understand...

"AAAAAAH THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!!" Freddie shouted at the top of his lungs, smile plastered on his face. "Where's my bloody gas mask?!"

"Here," Roger picked up the black thong sitting on the kitchen floor and thrust it in Freddie's face.
"Eew," Freddie peeled the thong off of his face and examined it with disdain. "Whose is this?"
"Whoever was with you last night," Roger picked up the box of grape nuts and read the nutrition label, wondering why John ate the stuff.
"A girl or boy?" Freddie pressed, still looking over the object that daintily suspended from his fingers.
"I dunno," Roger reached in the box and pulled out a grape nut. He grinned and threw it at Freddie.
"HEY, JOHN! GET OFF OF THAT ROOF!" Brian's wretched screaming so rudely shattered their playful moment.

"NO!" cried John, whipping his fists everywhere. "YOU LOT DO NOT, AND I MEAN, DO NOT, GET MY CONSTIPATION TROUBLES!" he began sobbing hysterically.

"What is constipation?" asked Brian quietly to himself. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a small dictionary.

"Ohhh, that's what it is."
Freddie inquired, "What Brian?"
"Nothing."

Brian shouted up to John, "Hey Deacy! I got some laxatives! Why didn't you just say something before?"

John began to feel a bit hopeful. He turned around to climb off the roof, but as he was climbing down the side of the house, a shingle slipped and fell off. Before he could do anything, John was hanging from the side of the roof with one hand.
He shouted, "HELLLP!"


Brian, Roger, and Freddie ran beneath him.

"John, do not be afraid, just put your foot on the window sill below you and we'll go in and open that window!" Brian shouted.
"Oh, I don't know," John farted with anxiety and again, briefly considered letting go.

As Deaky tried to feel around for the windowsill with his foot, a swarm of bees came flying his direction.
"Aaaaahh!", he screamed at the top of his lungs.
He let go and went falling down. Luckily, Freddie had already opened the window, and Deaky happend to land inside. However, he happened to land in Brian's exotic fish aquarium.

As the blow fish began to expand, Freddie got an idea for a song and the three dry band members rushed to the recording studio in the basement.

As the three were singing in high pitch, Deaky got electrocuted by an eel.

After 6 minutes of recording and rehearsing (and yes I mean recording then rehearsing) the three Queen members hear John screaming like he is underwater (they cant see that he is getting electrocuted by the eel in the aquarium). Freddie says, What is he having troubles drinking water through a straw again? They all run to the aquarium and get Deaky out. He is unconscious and needs to rest for a while (will wake up later) and Brian Freddie and Roger dont want to leave him alone so they drag his body with them into a Chinese restaurant.

While at the Chinese restaurant a waiter attacks Roger for bringing John, since 'no pets are allowed'... :S

"What the bloody hell are you doing?" Roger flailed his arms and legs about wildly as the physco matre' de (spelling...) pinned him to the ground and bit his nose. "You are insane!" He scrunched up his face and spat out a mouthful of the man's gray hair. Pretty soon a brawl was going on between Roger and the Chinese kitchen staff. It all ended, however, when Freddie came to the rescue and dropped a giant platter of sea slugs on the maitre' de's (spelling) head.

Seeing Freddie's victory, Deaky finally came out of his electric shock and began to perform the stomping We Will Rock You chant on the table in the Chinese restaurant. Brian soon joined him and began to sing we will WE WILL WE WILL FART YOU! (again) Annoyed at this, Roger ran into the restaurant's bathroom to cry his eyes out and blow his nose.