How do I attract beautiful women?

Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks![/QUOTE]

You have the same problem as me, lol, no wonder why I'm single...


Just be yourself, and the right girl will come along...lol

Have a little faith in girls; all you need to do is be yourself. As long as that entails being a cocky bastard who's in love with himself. Oh, and pretend your rich as well.

That aughta do it.

I certainly won't be praying for either one of you. You hags are vicious and cruel.

I don't care what you look on the outside. Your inside is PLAIN UGLY!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks![/QUOTE]


"First, paint your head red. Then, take your shirt off... to expose your manly chest. Next, get some boxing gloves, or if you don't have boxing gloves, oven mitts will do. Next, duct tape some aluminum foil to some twine. And finally, get your mom to make you a Strong Bad costume."

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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.[/QUOTE]

Ever thought it might be because you're an absolute ugly cunt?

Oh, it's quite easy to attract beautiful women. All you've got to do is look like Freddie Mercury, preferably the early 70's look.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh, it's quite easy to attract beautiful women. All you've got to do is look like Freddie Mercury, preferably the early 70's look. [/QUOTE]

The negative effect:

You may also attract guys.

Lol... :D

Double post, sorry...

Who cares, isn't it just cool enough to look like Freddie Mercury? :D Oh, it would be so awesome to have access to those 70's clothes... *drools*

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I certainly won't be praying for either one of you. You hags are vicious and cruel.

I don't care what you look on the outside. Your inside is PLAIN UGLY!

[/QUOTE]

your inside is just plain sociopathic. I don't believe you take yourself or any of your questions here seriously. You just want people to react in some way. God, it must suck to have to resort to that sort of desperation to get any attention in your life.

Death Psychic says, "you will mouth off to the wrong guy and get beaten to death in a bar fight"

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Be yourself :)

Or pretend to be someone really cool.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Be yourself :)

Or pretend to be someone really cool.[/QUOTE]

EXACTLY

Try to be someone cool... like you know, someone who is not racist.
White Power was sexy back in the days, but now it's completely out of fashion.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Can you please tell me how?

I can't seem to attract the good looking ones.

I seem to only attract the ugly desperate ones that I wouldn't date ever.

What do I do? How do I attract the hot ones!

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Maybe you are ugly yourself, anyway you seem desperate yourself by the way.