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Hi Queen fans,
I think that we can all agree here that Paula Abdul (who was a mediocre singer back in the late 1980s with some crappy songs that she did not even write) is a real moron. Man is she dumb! I mean, at one point, she says that the band is going to be in awe of one of the guys who performed "Innuendo" on "American Idol" and that this performance somehow surpasses the the band itself. She has apparently never heard of Freddie Mercury. On the other hand, from what I understand, she is also slightly tone deaf herself and sings slightly flat. Apparently, the only reason she got to be a singer in the first place is that she was a former cheerleader who whored herself. At least, this is what I read on the internet.
at one point when she was talking on AI she didn't make sense.
LoL yeah she is dumb. Her only single having anything to do with Queen is titled 'Ice Ice Baby'
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Well if you heard it on the internet, it's gotta be true, right?


You "kids" should learn a little about the music business before making a pathetically trite observation. If Paula is so dumb, then why is she making as much money now as she did back in 1989 without singing a note?

And how much money do you make?

Ah. That explains it.
That woman never makes any sense....at all.
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Paula is there to make the contestants feel good about themselves. She is clueless...

Did anybody see her on the Tonight Show this week? She was acting like a fool.
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She's on drugs - and good ones. A couple weeks ago, she started talking about what the butterfly on her shoulder had said about Simon, or some shit. Last night, Simon grabbed her and sat her down after she'd been standing up and flailing her arms for awhile with the audience - what a whacko.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mircrowave wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well if you heard it on the internet, it's gotta be true, right?


You "kids" should learn a little about the music business before making a pathetically trite observation. If Paula is so dumb, then why is she making as much money now as she did back in 1989 without singing a note?

And how much money do you make?

Ah. That explains it.[/QUOTE]

Paula is tone deaf or to a lesser extreme lacks absolute pitch (which wouldn't be a horrible thing since a lot of people do). Really all you have to do is watch the show, she don't know if they're singing the songs "right" or not she mostly goes on the audience or get caught up by a lively performancve. So what she had number 1 hits, in fact I think she had something crazy like 7 or 8 between 88-92. But my thing is what's the point of having a number 1 hit if there's no artistic integrity behind it? There was very artistical anything in any of her "songs". Except the artist who drew that cat that danced with her. That was kinda artistic.
Her primary role on American Idol is really basic........she's merely eye candy between the two judges. Without her, even fewer males would watch the show.

Her secondary role is to pretend to be a judge and dispense encouraging commentary to the contestants, almost no matter how awful their performance. She isn't qualified to be a critic, and doesn't really show false pretenses about being one. And Queen isn't the only group about which her knowledge is minimal.

So given her primary role to be eye candy and her secondary role to be supportive to the singers, I suggest we cut her some slack. It's probably best to ignore most of her comments and just enjoy the foxy looks.
Whoring her way to the top huh? And you read that on the internet. Back in '97 I read on Heavens Gate's website that if I would commit suicide, I would get to hitch a ride to Heaven on the spaceship trailing Hale-Bopp comet. If its on the net, it has to be true.

I hope that everyone who makes rediculous, hypercritical statements will someday get to experience their own dose of criticism.
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She always drugged, I swear. Its like the producers have to make her mime someone else because she's too stupid to say anything.
Yes, I agree. The only Judge who should be there is Simon. The others are horrible, and add no value to the show.

Paula Abdul is not only dumb, but she's very annoying! And I do not find her an eye-candy. I'd rather see Jessica Simpson as a judge! She may be stupid, but she's eye candy!
I dont like her.

I remember a few Idol seasons ago this guy sang WATC and she's like "WOW YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE FREDDIE MERCURY!!!!!
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Sorry I didnt finish my message :)

and if I can remember right I dont think the guy sounded very good. WHAT IS WITH PAULA AND HER IGNORANTNESS
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