Speaking of constipation...

This morning, I had one of life's perfect moments.

Have you ever taken the perfect dump? It popped out like eggs out of a hen, so perfectly, so cleanly, I barely had to wipe!

I like it when that happens.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING????

Well..you thought wrong...


Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well..you thought wrong...


Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??[/QUOTE]

Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well..you thought wrong...


Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??[/QUOTE]

Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you female?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well..you thought wrong...


Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??[/QUOTE]

Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you female?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you retarded?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well..you thought wrong...


Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??[/QUOTE]

Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you female?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you retarded?[/QUOTE]


Only a TRUE retard has to ask whether a person is retarded or not.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well..you thought wrong...


Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??[/QUOTE]

Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you female?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you retarded?[/QUOTE]

lol Very much so, dear. Like yourself! :D
I just want him to lllllleeeeaaaaaavvvvveeeee!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well..you thought wrong...


Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??[/QUOTE]

Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you female?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you retarded?[/QUOTE]


Only a TRUE retard has to ask whether a person is retarded or not.

[/QUOTE]

Very true... wait..hmm... i'm beginning to like you.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well..you thought wrong...


Would you really kiss my feet if I left? What's the matter with you??[/QUOTE]

Of course i would! There is nothing the matter with me. SO, do you want me to kiss them or not?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you female?[/QUOTE]

Depends. Are you retarded?[/QUOTE]


Only a TRUE retard has to ask whether a person is retarded or not.

[/QUOTE]

Very true... wait..hmm... i'm beginning to like you.[/QUOTE]


no no no..I liked it when you were about to kiss my feet. Let's get back to that..


Wait, are you female?

No, seriously, weren't you leaving? I regret ever wanting you to stay...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]No, seriously, weren't you leaving? I regret ever wanting you to stay...[/QUOTE]


Seriously, no, I'm not going to leave.

Deal with it.

No... i won't join your perverted visions of kissing your CHEESY feet.
Now, darling, pack your bags... and leave.

You are very rude and you don't deserve a place here at Queenzone.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]No, seriously, weren't you leaving? I regret ever wanting you to stay...[/QUOTE]


Seriously, no, I'm not going to leave.

Deal with it.[/QUOTE]

Wait... why won't you leave????????????????? I thought you said you were??? I thought you asked a moderator to delete your account????

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]No, seriously, weren't you leaving? I regret ever wanting you to stay...[/QUOTE]


Seriously, no, I'm not going to leave.

Deal with it.[/QUOTE]

Wait... why won't you leave????????????????? I thought you said you were??? I thought you asked a moderator to delete your account????[/QUOTE]


Because you didn't kiss my feet. But first, I need to know if you're female or not.

Why are you avoiding the question?