If you are drunk, please respond in this thread

woah woah not so fast

Hoop ditty ditty, Hoop ditty do...

I'm as drunk as Freddie in that Spread your wings video...

too many chocolate martini's!!!

tulf.kvGGGGGGDo ya know what, Lesesester? You is my besssst friend. I luuuuuuuuuuurve yoooooooooGagd=[;.,!"£$%)(^%&(&%$__(^$GHN PLKKEDRTYU!"£$*&$""!%(()_+_)^^$%**).

Well, Sash clearly isn't sober.

Sasha,

I am sorry that you had to find out this way, but it seems that you've suspected it for some time. Anyway, I've repented my ways and am off to Malaysia or some remote country to become a hobbit. Don't come looking for me.

Oh yes, and no one will be mentioned in my book, because it's not being published. No one in Madagascar or wherever the hell it is can read, so what's the point? Plus, their internet connection is just horrible.

Love,

lester

I think I'm a little offended that you took me seriously.

Take my Lester, please!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Alex Solan wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I think I'm a little offended that you took me seriously.[/QUOTE]

Drunk people gets offended very easily.[/QUOTE]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, ASSFACE?!?

I wish i was drunk :(

I must return to this thread on Friday!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I wish i was drunk :(

I must return to this thread on Friday![/QUOTE]
Me too. If I'd have gone to college today I could've spent the afternoon in the pub... Oh well.

Ha Ha...I'm not drunk, and I responded anyway...:-P

You're all fired.

Damn.

It's ok, let's all go out and get drunk.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]It's ok, let's all go out and get drunk.[/QUOTE]
Yes please.