Munsack and I are getting hitched

Following months of speculation, Muncsack & I would like to announce our impending nuptuals. The happy day has been set for Saturday 10th June and the ceremony will take place at The Old Blacksmiths Shop in Gretna Green and you're all invited.
Richard Orchard will officiate, Janet, Erin and Your Valentine have agreed to be bridesmaids, Inu Ligur will be a flower-girl and Deaconjohn was supposed to be giving me away but I have since learned that he's decided to sell me on ebay.
The reception will be held at Flash Towers and we have booked two weeks beneath an upturned skip in Durham for our Honeymoon.

Hope you can all make and to make things easier for you here is our wedding present list.

A Toaster
A George Foreman Grill
A Carraige Clock
A Cuddly Toy
A Fondue Set
A Bale Of Towels
A Subscription To Asian Babes
A Small Unihabited Island In The South Pacific
A Cure For Bird-Flu
24ft Of Rope
A Hacksaw
A Shovel
A Song With The Word " Kleptomania" In The Title

fatty.

Right, I'm writing the song and getting the rope. No-one else get those!
Congratulations! I always hoped my best mate would end up with a fat alcoholic writer!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Rambo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Right, I'm writing the song and getting the rope. No-one else get those!
Congratulations! I always hoped my best mate would end up with a fat alcoholic writer![/QUOTE]

Who the fuck are you calling a writer?

fatty.

I have a 25 foot rope. Will this do or should I cut off a foot?

Congrats!!! Hope you have a happy life together!!

I am honoured :)

I will bring the fondue set, but dont tell fatty, it should be a surprise :)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Following months of speculation, Muncsack & I would like to announce our impending nuptuals. The happy day has been set for Saturday 10th June and the ceremony will take place at The Old Blacksmiths Shop in Gretna Green and you're all invited.
Richard Orchard will officiate, Janet, Erin and Your Valentine have agreed to be bridesmaids, Inu Ligur will be a flower-girl and Deaconjohn was supposed to be giving me away but I have since learned that he's decided to sell me on ebay.
The reception will be held at Flash Towers and we have booked two weeks beneath an upturned skip in Durham for our Honeymoon.

Hope you can all make and to make things easier for you here is our wedding present list.

A Toaster
A George Foreman Grill
A Carraige Clock
A Cuddly Toy
A Fondue Set
A Bale Of Towels
A Subscription To Asian Babes
A Small Unihabited Island In The South Pacific
A Cure For Bird-Flu
24ft Of Rope
A Hacksaw
A Shovel
A Song With The Word " Kleptomania" In The Title

fatty.[/QUOTE]

What about "a copious supply of condoms."

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]YourValentine wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I am honoured :)[/QUOTE]

Ooooh..I just CAN'T WAIT to get our bridesmaid dresses, Barb..*GIGGLES*
We'll have so much fun at Flash Towers! Wheeeeeee...

I'm getting fatty and Munchsack the George Foreman grill..sssshhhhh. :-X

This flowergirl dress doesn't suit me at all...

I hope I catch the bouquet!!!

Well, thank you everyone for your kindness, but Scott, I thought we discussed this. It is to be a private ceremony in Blairgowrie. Remember, I get the ceremony where I want and you get to be the husband.

I hope you two are very happy together! ;D

Can I get the cuddly toy?

Awww, I always knew you crazy kids were meant for eachother.