A REAL Blonde Joke

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for
only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Its about time- A smart blonde joke

Holy shit. That's actually a great idea.

YES! Thank God!

It's about time. Something to actually promote blonde girls' intelligence and not dumb them down any further than they already have been.

That's gold, man, that works so well.

I loved this. Great!!! Thanks for sharing.

Ha I like!!!!

Pahahhaha.
I love you. That made me smile.

And hey look! I'm posting! =P

I have a blonde friends, thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have a blonde friends, thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?[/QUOTE]
Did you bother to read the actual joke?

Ive the ind of a blonde and im not offended ^^^^

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have a blonde friends, thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?[/QUOTE]

Most blondes have a sense of humour.



And the joke was rather flattering.

oh shit ben that was amazing (coming from a blondde)

Classic joke...

wait...if you're upset about what I said, well...i apologize. I'm not trying to put blondes down; it's just that nowadays everybody has a joke that makes blondes seem dumb.

This joke is not like that at all, it doesn't add fuel to the fire, but instead tries to smother the flames. That's why it's so damn good

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inthelapofthegods <h6>the bored one</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have a blonde friends, thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?[/QUOTE]

Most blondes have a sense of humour.



And the joke was rather flattering. [/QUOTE]

Blonde's dont usually get the joke, coz I have a mate you never gets the joke :S

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC99FF>Poppy wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have a blonde friends, thast not nice what you said about blonde's..wat if you were a blonde?[/QUOTE]
Did you bother to read the actual joke?[/QUOTE]

Apparently, she didn't... xloveofmylifex, don't bother to post comments if you didn't read the post.