On channel Comedy1 British televison is South Park and it has been on for ages, like 5 episodes already now. I'm enjoying it so much!
Who likes this proggram? Also who's your favourite character?
Mine's would have to be Cartmen, he's so fucking funny and even when he's taking a shit it's hillarious.
What has been your favourite episode?
Mine's would have to be the time where Cartmen bleeds from his ass and thinks he has got his period and then tells the others and Kyle get's left out and prays to God which God in this proggram is a monster. LOL! At the end Rod Stewart plays and they make him to be so old he's in a weelchair and when he trys to sing he says "pooop" and then this nurse comes and she says "have you pooped yourself AGAIN now Stewie, I told you no poopie" LMAO....
Anyway, as you know I love the show!
Use to come on channel four normal televison for us UK people. I dont know about the USA and others though.
Peace x
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Oh God, I love SP
Bigger Longer And Uncut was my favorite epecially the Terrance and Phillip song 'Unclefucker'
Terrance:
Shut your fucking face unclefucker
you're a cocksucking asslicking unclefucker
you fucked your uncle, yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip:
Shut your fucking face unclefucker
you're the one that fucked your uncle unclefucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn
just FUCK YOUR UNCLE ALL DAY LONG!
Bigger Longer And Uncut was my favorite epecially the Terrance and Phillip song 'Unclefucker'
Terrance:
Shut your fucking face unclefucker
you're a cocksucking asslicking unclefucker
you fucked your uncle, yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip:
Shut your fucking face unclefucker
you're the one that fucked your uncle unclefucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn
just FUCK YOUR UNCLE ALL DAY LONG!
LMAO!
What's the episode when Cartmen says that Kyle's mum is a big fat bitch? Turns in to a song lol.
That's Bigger Longer And Uncut the southpark movie
Well-
Kyle's mom's a bitch
she's a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world
mean old bitch
if there ever was a bitch
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
(uhh, Cartmann)
Have you ever met my friend kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Mean old bitch
and she has stupid hair
she's a big big big big big big bitch
big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid bitch
(whoo!)
Kyles mom's a bitch
and she's such a dirty bitch
Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this
(incoherent singing)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Now I really mean it, Kyle's mom
She's a big fat dirty bitch
hey now Im talking bout kyle's mom yea
Bitch
Well-
Kyle's mom's a bitch
she's a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world
mean old bitch
if there ever was a bitch
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
(uhh, Cartmann)
Have you ever met my friend kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Mean old bitch
and she has stupid hair
she's a big big big big big big bitch
big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid bitch
(whoo!)
Kyles mom's a bitch
and she's such a dirty bitch
Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this
(incoherent singing)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Now I really mean it, Kyle's mom
She's a big fat dirty bitch
hey now Im talking bout kyle's mom yea
Bitch
Yeah at the end of that song he gos really high and out of tune, it hurts my ears! lol.
My favorite one is when he gets the Sex change and thinks hes pregnant and is like "You're going to have to smash its brains and suck its body out"
He is like the only person in the world who wants abortion XD
He is like the only person in the world who wants abortion XD
Sorry that Chef died. But he'll make the perfect child molester!
Butters is definitely my favorite character. I mean, everybody's favorite is Cartman but Butters just kills me.
He's just so naive and gullible, but he's absolutely hilarious.
He's just so naive and gullible, but he's absolutely hilarious.
Chef: Hello there children!
Stan: Hey chef! Chef, whats a prostitute?
Chef: Dmnit children, how come everytime I come in here you gotta go be answering questions I cant be answering, whats a clitoris Chef? Chef, whats a lesbien chef? Why do they call it doggy style Chef? For once cant you come in here and say 'Hi Chef, nice day isnt it?'
Stan: Hi chef, nice day isnt it?
Chef: It sure is, thank you
Stan: Chef, whats a prostitute?
Chef: Why do you need to know what a prostitute is anyway?
Stan: Because Jesus told us Kenny was a prostitue, is he?
Kenny: *mrmphhh*
Chef: Well, of course KEnny is not a prostitute
Stan: Why?
Chef: Well, a prostitute is someone you pay for uhh a special service
Stan: Like what?
Chef: Well sometimes a man needs to be with a woman, but sometimes, when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk
*singing* but a prostitute is someone who will love you
no matter who you are, what you look like
yes its true children
but thats not why you pay a prostitute
you dont pay for her to stay you pay for her to leave afterwards
THATS WHY I PRAISE THE LORD FOR PROSTITUTES!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor
James Taylor: A prostitute is like any other woman
they all trade something for sex
and they do it well
Chef and James Taylor: Thats why I say PROSTITUTES PROSTITUTES ITS allllllllllll
Chef: James Taylor, what the hell you doing in here singing about prostitues to the children? Get outta here!
These chidren tricked me!
Stan: Hey chef! Chef, whats a prostitute?
Chef: Dmnit children, how come everytime I come in here you gotta go be answering questions I cant be answering, whats a clitoris Chef? Chef, whats a lesbien chef? Why do they call it doggy style Chef? For once cant you come in here and say 'Hi Chef, nice day isnt it?'
Stan: Hi chef, nice day isnt it?
Chef: It sure is, thank you
Stan: Chef, whats a prostitute?
Chef: Why do you need to know what a prostitute is anyway?
Stan: Because Jesus told us Kenny was a prostitue, is he?
Kenny: *mrmphhh*
Chef: Well, of course KEnny is not a prostitute
Stan: Why?
Chef: Well, a prostitute is someone you pay for uhh a special service
Stan: Like what?
Chef: Well sometimes a man needs to be with a woman, but sometimes, when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk
*singing* but a prostitute is someone who will love you
no matter who you are, what you look like
yes its true children
but thats not why you pay a prostitute
you dont pay for her to stay you pay for her to leave afterwards
THATS WHY I PRAISE THE LORD FOR PROSTITUTES!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor
James Taylor: A prostitute is like any other woman
they all trade something for sex
and they do it well
Chef and James Taylor: Thats why I say PROSTITUTES PROSTITUTES ITS allllllllllll
Chef: James Taylor, what the hell you doing in here singing about prostitues to the children? Get outta here!
These chidren tricked me!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Butters is definitely my favorite character. I mean, everybody's favorite is Cartman but Butters just kills me.
He's just so naive and gullible, but he's absolutely hilarious.[/QUOTE]
I like Butters too. :D
His small little voice so cute hehehehe. I remember the episode where they made fun out of Michael Jackson and he had to be MJ's son asleep in the bed while they took the real one away. That was so FUNNY.
Omg and the Paris Hilton episode.... Butters parents were going to sell him to her for like 2 million or something!
He's just so naive and gullible, but he's absolutely hilarious.[/QUOTE]
I like Butters too. :D
His small little voice so cute hehehehe. I remember the episode where they made fun out of Michael Jackson and he had to be MJ's son asleep in the bed while they took the real one away. That was so FUNNY.
Omg and the Paris Hilton episode.... Butters parents were going to sell him to her for like 2 million or something!
ow that paris hilton ep was fukin halarious god i wuld hav hated 2 b her afta that!
Omg and the Paris Hilton episode.... Butters parents were going to sell him to her for like 2 million or something!
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I laughed my ass out to that! Those poor dogs...
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I laughed my ass out to that! Those poor dogs...