...I haven't. However, i've had the worst luck when it comes to injuries.
This Friday where i was hit right in the head/eyebrow in full force by a large baseball bat! (by accident) I was in puddles of blood. I had to say my alphabet to make sure i wasn't 'gone in the head'. I also have stitches,red and black eyes and look like i've been a sufferer of domestic violence! lol
Whats the worst injury you have ever experienced??
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I once fell down the Empire State Builiding.
I don't usually fall over, however, I did fall down the stairs at my friends house when I was actually sat on the stairs, in my defence it was very dark and I was slightly drunk. I have a friend who falls over all the time, he fell over twice on friday, he's very accident prone.
When I was little I would fall head-over-ass down the stairs all the time. I've never managed to break anything or get stitches, though. My worst injuries are emotional.
Glad i'm not the only one!
My sister also had a problem. She had trouble with her nose for years and eventually had some sort of work done on it. I don't know what they did but i think it involved a lovely, great, big drill!
Weeks after, she awoke at 4 am to the sound of dripping blood from her nose. Still in hospital now. She called me yesterday and sounded like she had a really, really, really, really bad cold. Bless her.
My sister also had a problem. She had trouble with her nose for years and eventually had some sort of work done on it. I don't know what they did but i think it involved a lovely, great, big drill!
Weeks after, she awoke at 4 am to the sound of dripping blood from her nose. Still in hospital now. She called me yesterday and sounded like she had a really, really, really, really bad cold. Bless her.
I fell out of bed and broke my arm.
I once fell out of my arm and broke my bed...
Baseball bat?! That must've hurt like hell..hope you get better soon! And your sister, too! :)
My worst injury was when I was 11... I was at a party at night, and all the kids were playing "cops and robbers". I was a robber, and my friend, the cop, tried to drag me into "jail". I was really stubborn, and I wouldn't let him take me. I was a competitive kid, lol! Well, he pulled my arm REALLY hard when I was offguard, and BAM! I fell facedown on the bumpy rock ground. My eye was swollen up to twice its size. I had to wear these huge glasses to school to hide it, and people kept calling me Elton John. :P
BTW, the kid who "accidentally" gave me a black eye had his head "accidentally" broken by his friend. Aaaah, karma. Ha, I love that story... ;P
My worst injury was when I was 11... I was at a party at night, and all the kids were playing "cops and robbers". I was a robber, and my friend, the cop, tried to drag me into "jail". I was really stubborn, and I wouldn't let him take me. I was a competitive kid, lol! Well, he pulled my arm REALLY hard when I was offguard, and BAM! I fell facedown on the bumpy rock ground. My eye was swollen up to twice its size. I had to wear these huge glasses to school to hide it, and people kept calling me Elton John. :P
BTW, the kid who "accidentally" gave me a black eye had his head "accidentally" broken by his friend. Aaaah, karma. Ha, I love that story... ;P
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Baseball bat?! That must've hurt like hell..hope you get better soon! And your sister, too! :)
My worst injury was when I was 11... I was at a party at night, and all the kids were playing "cops and robbers". I was a robber, and my friend, the cop, tried to drag me into "jail". I was really stubborn, and I wouldn't let him take me. I was a competitive kid, lol! Well, he pulled my arm REALLY hard when I was offguard, and BAM! I fell facedown on the bumpy rock ground. My eye was swollen up to twice its size. I had to wear these huge glasses to school to hide it, and people kept calling me Elton John. :P
BTW, the kid who "accidentally" gave me a black eye had his head "accidentally" broken by his friend. Aaaah, karma. Ha, I love that story... ;P[/QUOTE]
lol! Was 'that kids friend' you wanting payback??
My worst injury was when I was 11... I was at a party at night, and all the kids were playing "cops and robbers". I was a robber, and my friend, the cop, tried to drag me into "jail". I was really stubborn, and I wouldn't let him take me. I was a competitive kid, lol! Well, he pulled my arm REALLY hard when I was offguard, and BAM! I fell facedown on the bumpy rock ground. My eye was swollen up to twice its size. I had to wear these huge glasses to school to hide it, and people kept calling me Elton John. :P
BTW, the kid who "accidentally" gave me a black eye had his head "accidentally" broken by his friend. Aaaah, karma. Ha, I love that story... ;P[/QUOTE]
lol! Was 'that kids friend' you wanting payback??
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Baseball bat?! That must've hurt like hell..hope you get better soon! And your sister, too! :)
My worst injury was when I was 11... I was at a party at night, and all the kids were playing "cops and robbers". I was a robber, and my friend, the cop, tried to drag me into "jail". I was really stubborn, and I wouldn't let him take me. I was a competitive kid, lol! Well, he pulled my arm REALLY hard when I was offguard, and BAM! I fell facedown on the bumpy rock ground. My eye was swollen up to twice its size. I had to wear these huge glasses to school to hide it, and people kept calling me Elton John. :P
BTW, the kid who "accidentally" gave me a black eye had his head "accidentally" broken by his friend. Aaaah, karma. Ha, I love that story... ;P[/QUOTE]
lol! Was 'that kids friend' you wanting payback??[/QUOTE]
Lol, no, I wouldn't do that! ;D But I have kicked his ass before... Anyway, it was another friend, who pushed him down a hill... There was blood all over the grass :S
My worst injury was when I was 11... I was at a party at night, and all the kids were playing "cops and robbers". I was a robber, and my friend, the cop, tried to drag me into "jail". I was really stubborn, and I wouldn't let him take me. I was a competitive kid, lol! Well, he pulled my arm REALLY hard when I was offguard, and BAM! I fell facedown on the bumpy rock ground. My eye was swollen up to twice its size. I had to wear these huge glasses to school to hide it, and people kept calling me Elton John. :P
BTW, the kid who "accidentally" gave me a black eye had his head "accidentally" broken by his friend. Aaaah, karma. Ha, I love that story... ;P[/QUOTE]
lol! Was 'that kids friend' you wanting payback??[/QUOTE]
Lol, no, I wouldn't do that! ;D But I have kicked his ass before... Anyway, it was another friend, who pushed him down a hill... There was blood all over the grass :S
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]...I haven't. However, i've had the worst luck when it comes to injuries.
This Friday where i was hit right in the head/eyebrow in full force by a large baseball bat! (by accident) I was in puddles of blood. I had to say my alphabet to make sure i wasn't 'gone in the head'. I also have stitches,red and black eyes and look like i've been a sufferer of domestic violence! lol
Whats the worst injury you have ever experienced??[/QUOTE]
Flashy,who did this horrible thing to you?! Get better soon(you AND your sister;))
The worst I can think of was years ago. I was riding on the back of a four wheeler(my stepfather's son was driving). We were going quite fast and went under a tree with a low branch. It knocked his hat off,but since I was taller,it hit me straight in the neck/chest. My chest was badly scraped. ;)
This Friday where i was hit right in the head/eyebrow in full force by a large baseball bat! (by accident) I was in puddles of blood. I had to say my alphabet to make sure i wasn't 'gone in the head'. I also have stitches,red and black eyes and look like i've been a sufferer of domestic violence! lol
Whats the worst injury you have ever experienced??[/QUOTE]
Flashy,who did this horrible thing to you?! Get better soon(you AND your sister;))
The worst I can think of was years ago. I was riding on the back of a four wheeler(my stepfather's son was driving). We were going quite fast and went under a tree with a low branch. It knocked his hat off,but since I was taller,it hit me straight in the neck/chest. My chest was badly scraped. ;)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]...I haven't. However, i've had the worst luck when it comes to injuries.
This Friday where i was hit right in the head/eyebrow in full force by a large baseball bat! (by accident) I was in puddles of blood. I had to say my alphabet to make sure i wasn't 'gone in the head'. I also have stitches,red and black eyes and look like i've been a sufferer of domestic violence! lol
Whats the worst injury you have ever experienced??[/QUOTE]
Nope i never did a such thing...
But i once kissed the ground just before a vacation.. I broke my arm, and and lost all of the scin on my nose...
And once I throw up after getting something fixed in my throat. It was blood instead of vomment though :p
This Friday where i was hit right in the head/eyebrow in full force by a large baseball bat! (by accident) I was in puddles of blood. I had to say my alphabet to make sure i wasn't 'gone in the head'. I also have stitches,red and black eyes and look like i've been a sufferer of domestic violence! lol
Whats the worst injury you have ever experienced??[/QUOTE]
Nope i never did a such thing...
But i once kissed the ground just before a vacation.. I broke my arm, and and lost all of the scin on my nose...
And once I throw up after getting something fixed in my throat. It was blood instead of vomment though :p
When I flew into Tunisia for a holiday, I was determined to be the first off the aeroplane and into the terminal (desperate for a cigarette). I fell ass over tit all the way down to the tarmac and had to suffer the whispers and taunts from the other passengers on a 2 hour coach trip to the hotel.
Worst injury - dropped a full barrel of beer on my foot and smashed the fuck out of my big toe. The toe had 4 breaks and 10 fractures, lost the toenail and needed 9 stitches to close the end, which had exploded. 16 weeks off work and a large compensation payout eased the pain LOL
Worst injury - dropped a full barrel of beer on my foot and smashed the fuck out of my big toe. The toe had 4 breaks and 10 fractures, lost the toenail and needed 9 stitches to close the end, which had exploded. 16 weeks off work and a large compensation payout eased the pain LOL
I'm starting to get the idea we don't have the best luck in the world.
I had the worst week last week and my injury just gave it a lovely, big finale! Life can sure suck when it wants to!
I had the worst week last week and my injury just gave it a lovely, big finale! Life can sure suck when it wants to!
All horrible little stories,ive a scar on my stomach when from when I got swept of this pier in portugal and hit a loada rocks.horrible experience