Favorite slang?

I was just wandering. I´d love to learn more English slang, so that I can sound even more stupid, when I talk yo my classmates XD. My fav might be the F*** word and nederen (directly translated it means "downy").
Come on.. Lets F*** up language..:p

Not hardoce slangusers in here :p

slang-users :s^

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Im bright eyed and bushy tailed(I use this in the morning)
Im as fresh as a daisy (hungover)

Well, some boys in drama learned (surprisingly, not from me) that a "fag" can be a cigarette.

They haven't stopped going on about it since.

Cockney Rhyming slang is brilliant, as is Scots rhyming slang. My favourite slang is probably 'pie' which is a rude way of calling someone fat in Scotland, or 'tool', which is basically implying that the person you are adressing is a penis.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]White Queen the second wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Im bright eyed and bushy tailed(I use this in the morning)
Im as fresh as a daisy (hungover)
[/QUOTE]
Bright eyed and bushy tailed is like a squirrel on drugs! XD

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well, some boys in drama learned (surprisingly, not from me) that a "fag" can be a cigarette.

They haven't stopped going on about it since.[/QUOTE]
Did you draw that on your siggie?! It's wonderful!!! :-D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]White Queen the second wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Im bright eyed and bushy tailed(I use this in the morning)
Im as fresh as a daisy (hungover)
[/QUOTE]
Bright eyed and bushy tailed is like a squirrel on drugs! XD[/QUOTE]

Theres something ive been meaning to tell you all.....YES I am a squirrel on drugs ok!

Some regional Scottish slang...

A turkish = a shite
(From Turkish Delight)

A Lillian = a Pish
(From Lillian Gish - Silent Screen Godess)

In/Up the Gary = Arse/shitter
(From Pop peado Gary Glitter)

Demestos = Anti US
(From Septic tank = yank.
Domestos is a well know anti-septic)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]White Queen the second wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]White Queen the second wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Im bright eyed and bushy tailed(I use this in the morning)
Im as fresh as a daisy (hungover)
[/QUOTE]
Bright eyed and bushy tailed is like a squirrel on drugs! XD[/QUOTE]

Theres something ive been meaning to tell you all.....YES I am a squirrel on drugs ok![/QUOTE]
*GASP*! How long has this been going on?! :-0 ;-)

"A turkish = a shite
(From Turkish Delight)"


Isn't Turkish Delight the dutch movie (Turks Fruit?)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Munchsack <h6>The Paranoid QueenZoner wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Cockney Rhyming slang is brilliant, as is Scots rhyming slang. My favourite slang is probably 'pie' which is a rude way of calling someone fat in Scotland[/QUOTE]

That's interestingly amazing... Without knowing this, all our fat cats've got a "-pie" extension onto their names.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well, some boys in drama learned (surprisingly, not from me) that a "fag" can be a cigarette.

They haven't stopped going on about it since.[/QUOTE]
Did you draw that on your siggie?! It's wonderful!!! :-D[/QUOTE]

Yeasss... I did. Thank you. (I'm bad with compliments. Smiley-face-silly-silly.). That is my cat on the very left... bwahahaha....

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]White Queen the second wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]White Queen the second wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Im bright eyed and bushy tailed(I use this in the morning)
Im as fresh as a daisy (hungover)
[/QUOTE]
Bright eyed and bushy tailed is like a squirrel on drugs! XD[/QUOTE]

Theres something ive been meaning to tell you all.....YES I am a squirrel on drugs ok![/QUOTE]
*GASP*! How long has this been going on?! :-0 ;-)[/QUOTE]

sob,ever since the bastards bit me sob!