I´ve heard in almost evrything I´ve seen about Queen, that the rumors about them were endless.
I know that Rogers supposed to have slept with Freddie, and that the stripclub thing with John is true (I´ve seen pictures ;)). I also know that Roger once got arrested.
But I thought it would be fun, if you would post some well- and unwell known stuff about Queen, and tell if it´s true or not :)
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Roger's an alien.
I know there are some things that are true, but saying things that aren't true about Queen don't sound very nice at all, especially the thing about John visiting strip clubs. Whoa-oh! His wife, Veronica, would kill him if she found out!
^That might explain how he can be SO beautyfull :p... I mean it´s not natural!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FFFFOO>FreMe<h6>Get Down!!!! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^That might explain how he can be SO beautyfull :p... I mean it´s not natural![/QUOTE]
Dudette, are you talking about Roger or John?
Dudette, are you talking about Roger or John?
Well, John did... I´ve seen the pictures on the internet, and It did´nt exactly look like his mother :p..
Besides, I can´t see what´s wrong in the true stories, and when I say fun about the rumors, I mean, funny how stupid the press can be :-/..
Besides, I can´t see what´s wrong in the true stories, and when I say fun about the rumors, I mean, funny how stupid the press can be :-/..
I learned from my cousin... who was their lighting director in the late 70's, that the crew used to call Brian the "infrared gardner" (something to do with him digging for worms late at night, and that his first wife Crissie was nicknamed "molewoman". No clue why but that was the story he told me.
^ LMAO!!!! xD Brian digging for worms, OMG!! I'll bet it was part of some huge top-secret science project he was going to use to take over the world.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ LMAO!!!! xD Brian digging for worms, OMG!! I'll bet it was part of some huge top-secret science project he was going to use to take over the world.[/QUOTE]
Talking about taking over the world..i came really close to buying the world for £1..then the bidder pulled out
Talking about taking over the world..i came really close to buying the world for £1..then the bidder pulled out
Aw, too bad! You could've "Queen-ized" (or whatever, lol) the planet!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=9900CC>mayniac316 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Aw, too bad! You could've "Queen-ized" (or whatever, lol) the planet![/QUOTE]
Darn... Well atleast i would have been safe, I'm already "Queen-ized"... I just need a few more things to complete it like a few more albums and some more memorobilia... :D
We still can do it! lol
Darn... Well atleast i would have been safe, I'm already "Queen-ized"... I just need a few more things to complete it like a few more albums and some more memorobilia... :D
We still can do it! lol
I have heard that Mary Austin's first son may have been Freddie's, but I don't believe it. It would be pretty cool, though.
Mercury was born as the 20th century minotaur, only that instead of a bull his sire was a horse (that explains his teeth). He was adopted by Jer and Bomi after being brought to their house by Britney Spears (she's actually 200 years old, but if you wanna know more about her, check a Britney forum).
Brian May was born noseless, and at the age of thirteen he bought Charles Montgomery Burns' one on e-bay (it did exist back then, but it was an Al Qaeda-only organisation).
John Deacon was so depressed in 1969 after he thought Paul McCartney had died, that he actually commited suicide himself. Unfortunately for him, it went wrong and he survived, the only collateral damage being that he lost common sense for the rest of his life. He was arrested for suicide attempt and was given death penalty but he escaped and then changed his name to Deacon John in order to be mistaken for a priest. Years later he killed everyone involved in his trial and switched his name back to John Deacon. Since he was famous, nobody accused him whatsoever.
Roger Taylor was born in 2157, when the planet earth was already taken over by apes and technology was advanced enough to allow Gorillas have blonde kids. Roger was indeed a woman named Olivia, and since most simians used her as sex toy because of her blondeness, she started killing them and soon made a drumkit out of orangutan bones. She then stole the time machine from Trunks and pushed the 'random' button, arriving at the 20th century. She was just getting off the thing when a drunk woman saw her and raped her. Olivia then thought that sex with a bird was better than with an ape and decided to introduce herself as a man from then on. She changed her name to Roger and the rest is history.
Brian May was born noseless, and at the age of thirteen he bought Charles Montgomery Burns' one on e-bay (it did exist back then, but it was an Al Qaeda-only organisation).
John Deacon was so depressed in 1969 after he thought Paul McCartney had died, that he actually commited suicide himself. Unfortunately for him, it went wrong and he survived, the only collateral damage being that he lost common sense for the rest of his life. He was arrested for suicide attempt and was given death penalty but he escaped and then changed his name to Deacon John in order to be mistaken for a priest. Years later he killed everyone involved in his trial and switched his name back to John Deacon. Since he was famous, nobody accused him whatsoever.
Roger Taylor was born in 2157, when the planet earth was already taken over by apes and technology was advanced enough to allow Gorillas have blonde kids. Roger was indeed a woman named Olivia, and since most simians used her as sex toy because of her blondeness, she started killing them and soon made a drumkit out of orangutan bones. She then stole the time machine from Trunks and pushed the 'random' button, arriving at the 20th century. She was just getting off the thing when a drunk woman saw her and raped her. Olivia then thought that sex with a bird was better than with an ape and decided to introduce herself as a man from then on. She changed her name to Roger and the rest is history.
^ xD
Hahahaha! XD