Freddie & Bush - stupid game I came up with

I was bored and was looking through stuff and realized that Freddie & Bush would be contemporaries nowadays. So I came up with a dumb game that I was playing when I was bored. It was inspired by some of the random improv games we play in theatre. Play it and raise my self-esteem. LOL

Pretty much, the idea is that Freddie is Bush's advisor. Pro, anti, just randomly hanging around him depends on the thing. Choose a question Bush could ask Freddie to "advise" him on and you must answer it with a song-lyric. It doesn't really have to make sense. lol

For instance, it could be:

B: Secretary Mercury, what should I do to make the American people happy?
F: Spread your wings and fly away...

B: Secretary Mercury, what do you think about imperalism?
F: I swear that you'll be mine, the seven seas of rhye...

Etc, etc, etc...

Yay, I'm first to reply.

B: Secretary Mercury, the commies/terrorists/pokémon/whatever are coming for me! What shall I do?

F: If you can't beat them, join them!

B-Secretary Mercury, do you think I will have a government coup during my presidency?

F-In only seven days...

:S I dont know.

B - I expect I'll have a prominent position in the history books. Mr. Secretary, what do you suppose they'll say about me? hehehe.

F - You break the law and you preach

Your right, it was stupid.

B: mr Secretary tell me what do you see in me??
F: Great king rat!

B- How is it that you came by a bike and not a car... anyway I was going to cut your salary

F- You took all my money and you want more

B: What should I say when they ask me about Iraq?

F: Oh Shit, all this crap again!

EDIT- not a lyric, but a Freddie quote

B: Why should the people vote for you?

F: Because I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.

B: Secretary Mercury, shall I dispatch my elite troops to invade Iran?

F: You mean your narrow-minded cronies who are fools of the first division?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sir Nathan The Cowboy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]B: Why should the people vote for you?

F: Because I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha! I like that one!

i like the one about oh shit not that crap again, i heard that edited thing before. can someone give me a link?

b: so what will you do be doing later, going over my speach, correct?

f: lazing on a sunday afternoon.

or:

b: what do i do that bothers you

f: screw my brain till it hurts?

B: whats the problem?

F: ive got a case of body language.

"Senator Mercury, what's the people's opinion about me?"
"Buddy you're a boy make a big noise playing in the streets gonna be a big man some day, you've got mud on your face, you BIG DISGRACE! Waving your banner all over the place..."

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DeeEmm wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Senator Mercury, what's the people's opinion about me?"
"Buddy you're a boy make a big noise playing in the streets gonna be a big man some day, you've got mud on your face, you BIG DISGRACE! Waving your banner all over the place..."[/QUOTE]