Fan chants - do you know some?

During the game Sweden vs Germany, some Germans sang:
"Ihr seid nur ein Möbelfabrikant, Möbelfabrikant, Möbelfabrikant" (Yellow Submarine), or "Ihr könnt nur Möbel baun" (same tune as "Du hast die Haare schön"), meaning that the Swedens are only good in producing furniture (IKEA).

This was done at Michigan Technological University Hockey games thirty years ago. I do not know if it is still done there now.

In heavan there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
When we're away from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

In heaven there are no refs
That's why we drink the beer
When we're away from here
Our friends will be bitching at the refs.

Also, I really enjoy the dutch soccer (er I mean football) chants (which Freddie encouraged) at the first Leiden concert of 1986.

"hey , Hey Riise, oh, ha, I wanna know how you scored that goal". (penny G will know this one well)


"we won it 5 times....." (to the tune of sloop john b)

"Steven Gerrard, Gerrard, he hits the ball 60 yards, hes better than frank lampard , steven gerrard gerrard". (to the tune of que cera)


PS not a chant but,
Watch this space, Steven Gerrard to show why hes the best player in the world......

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME]One that our cross town rival uses is

"Raiders! Raiders! MASTURBATORS!"

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LMAO!! XD And about that one DreaminQueen said, "Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.... We want BJ, BJ, BJ BJBJBJBJ..." Would someone please explain? I'm not sure I got it quite right.. :P[/QUOTE]

I'll explain it, but its rather dirty...

Its originally started as an inside joke on the Cross Country team (long distance running)... There was a wooden duck they would take everywhere so they would chant "QUACK,QUACK..." etc etc...
And being teens with raging hormones, they love to make things dirty, and BJ stands for uhh.... god this is nasty... Blow Job....

And then it spread and eventually pretty much everyone in school was chanting it...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DreaminQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Paul McCartney Junior wrote: [/QUOTENAME]One that our cross town rival uses is

"Raiders! Raiders! MASTURBATORS!"

[/QUOTE]
LMAO!! XD And about that one DreaminQueen said, "Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.... We want BJ, BJ, BJ BJBJBJBJ..." Would someone please explain? I'm not sure I got it quite right.. :P[/QUOTE]

I'll explain it, but its rather dirty...

Its originally started as an inside joke on the Cross Country team (long distance running)... There was a wooden duck they would take everywhere so they would chant "QUACK,QUACK..." etc etc...
And being teens with raging hormones, they love to make things dirty, and BJ stands for uhh.... god this is nasty... Blow Job....

And then it spread and eventually pretty much everyone in school was chanting it...
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Ooooooooooohhhh!! Thanks for clearing me up on that one! :P

Here's some United ones directed at the opposition:

"We won the Premier League, down by the Riverside!" (against Middlesbrough)

"Leeds are our feeder club" (against Leeds)

"Just a small team in Chelsea" (against Fulham)

"Gary Neville is a red, he hates scousers" (against Everton)

"Oh Teddy Teddy, came to Man United and he won the lot" (against Portsmouth when ex-United boy Teddy Sheringham played for them)

"Big nose, what's the score?" (can't remember who exactly this one was directed at, sorry)

Phil Thompson.

I know lots of fan chants. Most of which are unsuitable here.

At our home matches, the crowd just chants my last name slowly. Its awesome

Cut a paste an email. Van Persie and Traore ones are classics...

> Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man
> United the other day:
> "Park, Park, Where ever you may be
> You eat dogs in your home country
> But it could be worse
> You could be a scouse
> Eating rats in your council house"
>
> (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
> Your sister is your mother
> Your uncle is your brother
> You all f@*k one another
> The Norwich family
> der der der der clap clap etc
>
> Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
> 'Going down, going down, going down.'
> Sunderland fans reply.....
> 'So are we, so are we, so are we.'
>
> "Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"
> Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
>
> Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
> "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
>
> (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
> "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
>
> To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
> for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
> "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
>
> West brom sang:
> the premier league is upside down
> the premier league is upside down
> we're up the top chelsea bottom
> the premier league is upside down
>
> then a few seconds later
>
> champions...............champions..............champions
>
> He's here, he's there
> We're not allowed to swear
> Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
> Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't
> like the idea of a swear word in his song.
>
>
>
> A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
> *in style of Chim-Chiminey*
> Tim timminy
> Tim timminy
> Tim Tim Tirooo
> We've got Tim Howard
> and he says F*CK YOU!!
>
> In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
> stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...
> He's red,
> He's sound,
> He's banned from every ground,
> Carra's dad,
> Carra's dad
>
> Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at
> St Andrews...
> Theres only one Emile Heskey,
> one Emile Heskey,
> He used to be sh**e,
> But now hes alright,
> Walking in a Heskey wonderland
>
> Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
> cover...
> He's bald,
> He's sh*t,
> He gets a game when no-one's fit,
> Pascal Cygan!
> Pascal Cygan!
>
> To the tune of Rebel Rebel
> Neville Neville, you play in defence,
> Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko
> you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad
>
> Don't blame it on the Biscan,
> Don't blame it on the Hamann,
> Don't blame it on the Finnan,
> Blame it on Traore,
> He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
> He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
>
> "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...
> Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
> diagnosed with Schizophrenia.