Dear me Greg, you are one sad little man.
That Python-remark inspired me!
I never wanted to be a songwriter - I wanted to be an archivist!
I'm an archivist and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day
I browse the web
I write a book
I look for number one's
He's an archivist and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I label tapes,
I spam a board,
Get shit from Brian May
He's an archivist and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
On conventions,
I look real bored
and train my vocal chord;
PROPERTY OF QUEEN PRODUCTIONS!!