How'd this Groupie Get into all these Queen Pictures ?

Look - here she is (behind Freddie, farthest right) with the band in their very early years. I don't know who she is, so if you know please tell me. It's my guess that she might be an actual model or something (just look at those cheek-bones, lack of chin - a classic heart-shaped face !). You can tell by the look on Brian's face that he's not too sure what she's doing here, but intrigued none the less. John is sleepy (maybe he's seen her before ?) and Freddie's pretty unaware, attempting for the first time to put grapes in the socially correct place.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n310/KelleyofLove/groupie1.jpg

You know, she looks totally wasted in this picture. I'm thinking maybe Queen wasn't popular enough yet to get blonde super-models to flock to them - so they KIDNAPPED one and drugged her. See that grin - Brian knows. This theory explains why she rarely wears heavy make-up, they couldn't let her near the lipstick after all that "funny tea" - she might get it all over her perfectly-proportioned face and look like a real wreck. And that's not the point of kidnapping a sexy blonde super-model for your photo-shoot, now is it ?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n310/KelleyofLove/groupie2.jpg

No, she can't really play the drums worth crap. But if they let her walk around, they were worried about her tipping things over. Though not many people know it, that is not Freddie here - that's a poorly disguised Mick Jagger. When Freddie had a stuffy nose and couldn't sing, it seems that they went for a stand-in with the same relative pointing ability over vocal talent.

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Oh no ! It looks like they got her on the way to her bi-weekly salon wisit. I guess rock-stars don't make the best spys, so how did they know that she was going in for an essential facial wax that day ? Brian is awfully stunned that they're still going on with the shoot even though their captive has an unattractive bit of facial hair on her upper lip.

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And here she is again ! Those rainbow suspenders are a nice masculine touch to really set off her tight light-blue jeans. Both she and Freddie are holding glasses of an amber substance that perhaps has beer-like qualities. Now, it's my suspicion that BOTH these glasses are spiked with some sort of drug. Hers of course, is to get her to stick around and get Queen publicity and Freddie's is because he had formerly refused to leave his room with such a horribly unattractive hair-cut.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n310/KelleyofLove/groupie5.jpg

You know, I'm starting to wonder if she's really a model. As John never appears to be attracted to her, perhaps this is his cousin or sister ? She looks like she's ready for sailing (Freddie looks like he's ready to be a grease-monkey). Though it doesn't pretain to our mysterious woman, I'm shocked that Brain - brain candy he is, doesn't know enough to protect his eyes from the damaging rays of the sun.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n310/KelleyofLove/groupie6.jpg

This time, it's not a publicity stunt. It appears that Freddie hosted a sleep-over party for his co-workers and this mysterious girl. She looks MUCH prettier with her hair grown-out again. I think she may be in on this plan as she can't be too drugged, or she couldn't apply her make-up correctly. It seems that she may be in league with Freddie - slipping little "potions" into Brain and John's drinks. Of course, when one is so tipsy, they tend to spill important things, so they've left Freddie to clean up their pop-corn mess (super-models do NOT vacuum).

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n310/KelleyofLove/groupie7.jpg

This is one of the LAST times she ever appears in pictures with anyone from Queen. Obviously, after their little sleep-over party, she has some affection for Freddie since she's figured out that (u

Uhh...
None of the pictures work.

They're all forbidden! :(

I think I fixed it, I have them all off Photo Bucket now.

The library's filters decided that today was the day to block imageshack. (Because they love me)

I half expected this to have something to do with Roger... Though, I worried that it'd be MUCH worse.

Not funny.

I think it's funny.

Heeeeheeeeheeeee!!!!!Simply HILARIOUS!!!!Must`ve taken u a bit of time but it was definitely worth it!
you`re so fuckin funny:>

You must have been really bored.

I dont get it....I dont see anyone in the picture except Queen...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I am sooo stupid!!! You are talking about Rog!!! Lol. well you made ME laugh my ass off...wait to go!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

You're not stupid, you just misunderstood. That's okay:)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You're not stupid, you just misunderstood. That's okay:)[/QUOTE]




aww...thank you Queen_Rox....you are the most comforting person!!!! You rock!!!! LOL!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF3366"><b>DeadOnTime;-) wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen_Rox<h6>We Will Rock You</h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You're not stupid, you just misunderstood. That's okay:)[/QUOTE]




aww...thank you Queen_Rox....you are the most comforting person!!!! You rock!!!! LOL![/QUOTE]

You're welcome, and you rock, too\m/

What a lovely model!