Help me to build a spaceship please Greg

Dear Greg,
I have recently lost my job as a postman and I am in need of employment.

Upon reading some earlier posts I saw someone touched on the subject of building a spaceship.Now if we got our heads together and did a little research we might just be on to a winner,a mate of mine has a workshop just outside Rotherham which contains some welding equipment and some dials from old cars.

I ask for your help in my project as I can see from your postings that you are a very intelligent man.I too am highly intelligent(which leads us to our first problem).

"Who's going to fly it Ray" ? I hear you ask.Well obviously not me as I'm scared of heights and you could'nt possibly fly it because you wrote a book some years ago that had a small percentage of mistakes in its pages.Do you see the fucking quandry I'm in Greg?

"Who's gonna make up the crew"? you also enquire.

I did think of hiring a bunch of Monkeys to do the job but The Russians have tried that method,and am I right in thinking The Yanks are employing that very tactic as we speak?

Do you know something Greg? its just occured to me,what About captain John S Stuart and his merry band of QZ wankers to get the gig?
After all whats the point of risking intelligent life for such a challenge?.We'll of course supply a laptop so QZ can be veiwed every two or three minutes.

I know you have a habit of not responding to peoples questions but I would sincerely appreciate your help in trying to get my project off the ground...Boom Boom off the ground...get it? Fucking hell intelligence and wit,what a combination.

P.S I'm extremely good looking too.

Regards to you and your family
Ray.

Thanks Hero,
I will add entertaining to my growing list of attributes.

Anymore anyone?

I still vote for GB as the pilot....one way trip.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ray Pugh wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Thanks Hero,
I will add entertaining to my growing list of attributes.

Anymore anyone?[/QUOTE]

Inspiring read I must say!

That kind of sounded as if Greg Brooks wrote it, not that I'm implying that..

Greg is the next John Glenn

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