As far as I am aware I am still alive & well. I have been a little busy of late putting the finishing touches to my third book which is entitled "The Hoor Maister's Handbook". An informitive little tome which deals with how the average guy in the street can maximise his chances with the opposite sex by drastically reducing his standards. It's already been decribed as the most socially irresponsible book since "Mein Kampf" and it will be in the shops in time for Christmas. I hope you all go out and buy a copy as I really don't want to have to hurt your loved ones.
I am now working on another book which is going to be published next year to coincide with National Sickie Day. It's called "I Wont Be In Today" and will be a collection of funny/outrageous excuses for calling in sick to work. If anyone out there in Queenzone would like to contribute any funny or outrageous excuses, I might consider crediting them but don't excpect to see a single penny in royalties.
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Oh and I found my Pink Floyd mug. It was behind the kettle all along.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh and I found my Pink Floyd mug. It was behind the kettle all along.
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LMAO!!!!! :D
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LMAO!!!!! :D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh and I found my Pink Floyd mug. It was behind the kettle all along.
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Very glad to hear from you Fatty! Glad everything is going good for you, hope see your books. :)
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Very glad to hear from you Fatty! Glad everything is going good for you, hope see your books. :)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh and I found my Pink Floyd mug. It was behind the kettle all along.
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Im happy to hear that; you take good care of my cousin ok?
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Im happy to hear that; you take good care of my cousin ok?
Hello Fatty!
Yay! fatty's fine! Can't wait for the new books, sound great. Will add those to my collection of your previous two.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Oh and I found my Pink Floyd mug. It was behind the kettle all along.
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Oh yeah! THAT's where I put it!
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Oh yeah! THAT's where I put it!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ian R wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Last I heard is that Charles Baer won the lottery and employed fatty as his personal manservant.
Ah, yeah indeed![/QUOTE]
OMG - I remember Charles Baer - he was hysterical although a real looney toon :-)
Ah, yeah indeed![/QUOTE]
OMG - I remember Charles Baer - he was hysterical although a real looney toon :-)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I ate him. He was surprisingly good for my body.[/QUOTE]
*LOL* *rolls on floor laughing*
*LOL* *rolls on floor laughing*