Weirdest Sign You've Ever Read

"I got my Crabs from Dirty Dicks"

...From the Outer Banx, North Carolina

Theres pleanty of room for all gods creachers

right next to mashed potato

HAHA XD

CAUTION THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES

DO NOT TOUCH THE EDGES OF THIS SIGN

also, the bridge is out ahead

"Try My Nuts"
Also from OBX...

This big creepy sign with a finger pointing at a watch. It said: Jesus is coming.

SPEED LIMIT
17.5 MPH

I understand that it is half of the typical 35, but seriously. Come on.

A place calles "Cox Smoker's Outlet" is right up the street from my house.

There's one that makes me laugh, It's in some toilets at Camden Market and it just says 'No Loitering' which, for some reason, causes me to burst into laughter.

A sign in poor English from a Japanese hotel:

"You are encouraged to take advantage of the chambermaid"

I saw this once in France, I will translate it in English. It was about a parking spot for people with handicaps:

"If you take my parking spot, you take my handicap"

I loved it, very clever!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]A sign in poor English from a Japanese hotel:

"You are encouraged to take advantage of the chambermaid"[/QUOTE]

Maybe it woz a special hotel. ;)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="green">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]A sign in poor English from a Japanese hotel:

"You are encouraged to take advantage of the chambermaid"[/QUOTE]

Maybe it woz a special hotel. ;)[/QUOTE]

If their chambermaids are pleasant to look at, I know where I'm staying if I ever go to Japan :-P