[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced, "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays — that would be great."
I did as he had instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."
She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendant was getting rather angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
Our flight attendant replied, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen, and I outrank you, bitch! So put the tray up!"[/QUOTE]
LOL! Snappy comeback!!
Thread
Posts in chronological order
My pants and shirt are in Germany!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I WANNA SLEEP BUT I MUST STAY AWAKE
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I WANNA SLEEP BUT I MUST STAY AWAKE
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=000000>?Poppy? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I WANNA SLEEP BUT I MUST STAY AWAKE
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes when one falls asleep.. things *happen*. 9_9
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes when one falls asleep.. things *happen*. 9_9
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=000000>?Poppy? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I WANNA SLEEP BUT I MUST STAY AWAKE
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
I must try to catch up with the rest of the world
I go to bed at 8 am, everyday
that's insane
I slept so little today, I'm literally falling asleep, but I gotta stay awake at least til 12 am
and then
Sleep
SLEEP
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
I must try to catch up with the rest of the world
I go to bed at 8 am, everyday
that's insane
I slept so little today, I'm literally falling asleep, but I gotta stay awake at least til 12 am
and then
Sleep
SLEEP
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=000000>?Poppy? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I WANNA SLEEP BUT I MUST STAY AWAKE
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes when one falls asleep.. things *happen*. 9_9[/QUOTE]
what are you gonna do to me?
xD
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes when one falls asleep.. things *happen*. 9_9[/QUOTE]
what are you gonna do to me?
xD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=000000>?Poppy? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I WANNA SLEEP BUT I MUST STAY AWAKE
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes when one falls asleep.. things *happen*. 9_9[/QUOTE]
what are you gonna do to me?
xD[/QUOTE]
*Conceals knife behind back* Nothing, Matias darling! :D
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes when one falls asleep.. things *happen*. 9_9[/QUOTE]
what are you gonna do to me?
xD[/QUOTE]
*Conceals knife behind back* Nothing, Matias darling! :D
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=000000>?Poppy? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I WANNA SLEEP BUT I MUST STAY AWAKE
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes when one falls asleep.. things *happen*. 9_9[/QUOTE]
what are you gonna do to me?
xD[/QUOTE]
*Conceals knife behind back* Nothing, Matias darling! :D
[/QUOTE]
LMAO!
GODDAMMIT[/QUOTE]
would The Fairy Queen help you in that? ^^[/QUOTE]
anything would do
I just GOTTA stay awake[/QUOTE]
...why?[/QUOTE]
Because sometimes when one falls asleep.. things *happen*. 9_9[/QUOTE]
what are you gonna do to me?
xD[/QUOTE]
*Conceals knife behind back* Nothing, Matias darling! :D
[/QUOTE]
LMAO!
Prepare to be blinded by my dog's beauty. :D
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i13/Silver_Seas/Chicago135.jpg
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i13/Silver_Seas/Chicago135.jpg
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Prepare to be blinded by my dog's beauty. :D
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i13/Silver_Seas/Chicago135.jpg[/QUOTE]
OMG! THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i13/Silver_Seas/Chicago135.jpg[/QUOTE]
OMG! THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW MY EYES!!! I THINK I WENT BLIND!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote: [/QUOTENAME]OW MY EYES!!! I THINK I WENT BLIND![/QUOTE]
You weren't supposed to look straight into his eyes! Aaah!
You weren't supposed to look straight into his eyes! Aaah!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Prepare to be blinded by my dog's beauty. :D
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i13/Silver_Seas/Chicago135.jpg[/QUOTE]
Your dog is adorable! Thank goodness I didn't look into his eyes or I might have been blinded like LetMeEntertainYou!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i13/Silver_Seas/Chicago135.jpg[/QUOTE]
Your dog is adorable! Thank goodness I didn't look into his eyes or I might have been blinded like LetMeEntertainYou!
rock rock rock rock rock and roll high school...