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I know many of you might have reacted in... certain ways because of the topic name, but... it's true.

The REAL Roger Taylor is dead.

Roger Meddows-Taylor died back in 1976, and was replaced by a lookalike named Rojiru Tairoru, a Japanese dockworker who just happened to be at the right place at the right time. There's a whole bunch of evidence to support this theory.

I do not yet possess the complete list, but here's a few:

1. The Roger Taylor we know today looks much older than the pre '76 Roger Taylor, doesn't he? Well, of course, because he's NOT Roger Taylor. An imposter, simply. A different man.

2. The pre '76 Roger had long hair. What about "Roger" today? Exactly, he has SHORT HAIR! Another piece of evidence that points to that Roger Taylor died and was replaced by a lookalike in the mid seventies.

3. Roger Taylor was actually homosexual, while the lookalike is straight. That is why "Roger Taylor" today has produced children.

4. Roger Taylor was actually a FEMALE, which the current "Roger" obviously isn't. Or is he? No, probably not.

5...? Feel free to complete the list.

Oh, I almost forgot. Roger died in the classic car crash, of course.
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5. The original Roger Taylor used to wear tiger-suits and leather-pants...These days, the imposter wears *GASP* NORMAL CLOTHING!
you guyses are wack, just the regular kind though, wiggidy wack is too cool for yousees

that and the 70s Roger had a flabby chest, he needed to put on muscles...
Another reason: post-Races period doesn't have as many falsettos and they're almost never even nearly as high as the ones pre-News.
John hated Hot Space. Frederick's favourite singer was not Paul Rodgers. Roger didn't compose 'Innuendo.' 'Bohemian Rhapsody' hasn't got 180 vocal overdubs.
add the things I said

I had the fucking idea ¬¬
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dead-well i never------next thing you will tell me elvis is dead as well-and lennon-and-orbison-and -ramone-when we all know that realy left and joined the spice girls lol lol lol-more malt please
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know many of you might have reacted in... certain ways because of the topic name, but... it's true.

The REAL Roger Taylor is dead.

Roger Meddows-Taylor died back in 1976, and was replaced by a lookalike named Rojiru Tairoru, a Japanese dockworker who just happened to be at the right place at the right time. There's a whole bunch of evidence to support this theory.

I do not yet possess the complete list, but here's a few:

1. The Roger Taylor we know today looks much older than the pre '76 Roger Taylor, doesn't he? Well, of course, because he's NOT Roger Taylor. An imposter, simply. A different man.

2. The pre '76 Roger had long hair. What about "Roger" today? Exactly, he has SHORT HAIR! Another piece of evidence that points to that Roger Taylor died and was replaced by a lookalike in the mid seventies.

3. Roger Taylor was actually homosexual, while the lookalike is straight. That is why "Roger Taylor" today has produced children.

4. Roger Taylor was actually a FEMALE, which the current "Roger" obviously isn't. Or is he? No, probably not.

5...? Feel free to complete the list.

Oh, I almost forgot. Roger died in the classic car crash, of course.
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What, was he in the same car as the real Paul McCartney? :p
this is what happens when brian may in south america takes ages to burn lol-time to get pissed and answer silly threads lol-even more malt please lol
not in the car with mcartney--was with cozy powells car?
in fact they were both in the back seat with a hooker and a robot was driving and his batterys ran out-hit the central reservation and turned over-but they both got out-only to be hit by john deacons tour bus----and good old john said-----------fuck you my mike was on all the time lol lol lol
(I have tried to restrain myself but...)

Without having to read that pile of shit you just typed via that sticky, cum-covered keyboard of yours, I really hope that you die soon, resulting in nobody giving a shit about your pointless life that you have lived.

You, my fellow specimen, are a fucking complete waste of air and skin. Fuck off and die you pathetic twat.
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It all makes sense now!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DeeEmm wrote: [/QUOTENAME]"Sheer Heart Attack", "All Dead, All Dead" "...so honey, spread your wings and fly away..." "Who Needs You" "It's Late" "My Melancholy Blues" ...

It all makes sense now![/QUOTE]



LMFAO!!!!!!!!

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