THE INSULT THREAD Reloaded!!!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]:( Declaring love is far better, dear!
I can't insult anyone here. They're lovely :'([/QUOTE]

did you read what I wrote? omg... qzoners can't have fun any more? where is the good humour???

*starts crying eats a ton of ice cream while watching robin hood men in tights...*[/QUOTE]

NOW THAT'S A GOOD VISUAL! :-) BTW, I LOVE Men in Tights - funny as $hit!!!!!!!!

Oh my...you people have lost it! Can anyone insult me please? ^^

^jeez you SMELL

^ well you are NOT PRETTY! HUMPH!

You're too fat to fit in aeroplane seats!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrr...no, the insulting doesn't work for me. Sorry.

^ I cannot insult Flash! no way!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You're too fat to fit in aeroplane seats!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrr...no, the insulting doesn't work for me. Sorry.[/QUOTE]

You've got more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mircrowave! wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Flash! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You're too fat to fit in aeroplane seats!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrr...no, the insulting doesn't work for me. Sorry.[/QUOTE]

You've got more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.[/QUOTE]

My good lord.

You're so fat not even Bill Gates can pay for your lipsuction!

You're so fat, when you sit around the house... you really sit around the house!

You're so fat that if you fall in love, you would break it.

^your arse has it's own postal code!!

Your teeth are sooooooo yellow, that when you smile at an intersection, people start to slow down.

*cries*

I'm just kidding! They're lovely, really!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mircrowave! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm just kidding! They're lovely, really![/QUOTE]

You've upset her now. Apologise immediately!

By the way, You're so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to your farts!