So, you answer these questions, and then no one reads them. That's what you do. And if you answer them all correctly, I hear that you win a prize.
Please state your name for the record : Kelley Rebecca Farrick. If Freddie married my brother, he could be Farrokh Farrick. And I would laugh.
How many ? : three.
Do you have any siblings ? : yes, a brother.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : see above.
Any siblings that you have killed ? : ... no.
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : seven miles.
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : I'm so close to Canada that it's a tie.
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : the left one.
But can you even drive ? : no.
Have you tried ? : no.
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : 963, but then it exploded and I'm in the process of replacing it.
How many are Queen ? : about 150. I hadn't yet removed all repeats from GH's.
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : yes.
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : "Best of Bowie".
With your lunch money ? : "Jazz".
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : only two. Then the doilies started to dance, and I went to sleep out of fear they would eat me.
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : no.
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : only if it smelled good.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : we named a fish "Freddie". He's still alive, and kinda fat.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : she's hiding under my bed.
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : black panther. And I would eat children.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a mouse.
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : no. But I thought about it. And Ded Bob said if he were President, there would be free pretzels.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : no.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : yes.
Do you like tomatoes : not at all.
Does beer interest you ? : no.
If you could steal any car, it would be... : John Lennon's rainbow-y Rolls Royce.
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : probably.
At someone's head ? : an almanac.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : yup.
In person ? : unfortunately.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : I cannot answer that question, as I believe I could incriminate myself.
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : no.
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : yes. It means cock. In a rooster way.
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : As the only girl playing Star Wars, I got to be the Princess every time.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : well, I didn't have a fake wedding. But I shot people with a fake blaster, which, I think, was a wood-chip.
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : yes.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : yes, those jerks.
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : yes, those jerks.
Isn't mustard icky ? : yes.
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : because I'm bored.
The last book you read was ? : mrrr... either "Alice in Wonderland" or... some summer-mystery-thriller that I don't remember what it was.
Right now, you're listening to : "The Ballad of Jesse Jane".
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : to all our dismay.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : yeah, but I'm still bored.
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Please state your name for the record : Stephanie
How many ? : how many what?
Do you have any siblings ? : two brothers
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : no
Any siblings that you have killed ? : ... no.
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : half a mile
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : I don't drive or get drunk but if I rode my bike under the influence of too much sugar I would crash into a mailbox.
But can you even drive ? : no.
Have you tried ? : no.
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : about a hundred
How many are Queen ? : about 80
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : no, the penny is my friend
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : all my albums are gifts, I don't have a lot of money to spend
With your lunch money ? :
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : none but I've tried
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : sadly, Nick Carter, eww...I had horrible taste when I was younger
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : no
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : no but I named one of my toes Freddie
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : yes
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : a cat
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a black panther
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : no.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : no.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : yes.
Do you like tomatoes : yes
Does beer interest you ? : yes but I'm too young
If you could steal any car, it would be... : I don't like cars that much
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : yes, if it belonged to the person who upset me
At someone's head ? : no
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : no.
In person ? : no.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : maybe....
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : maybe
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? no
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : never
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? :
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : no
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : no
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : no
Isn't mustard icky ? : no.
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : I like answering these questions
The last book you read was ? : Where the Lilies Bloom
Right now, you're listening to : nothing
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : yes.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : no.
How many ? : how many what?
Do you have any siblings ? : two brothers
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : no
Any siblings that you have killed ? : ... no.
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : half a mile
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : I don't drive or get drunk but if I rode my bike under the influence of too much sugar I would crash into a mailbox.
But can you even drive ? : no.
Have you tried ? : no.
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : about a hundred
How many are Queen ? : about 80
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : no, the penny is my friend
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : all my albums are gifts, I don't have a lot of money to spend
With your lunch money ? :
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : none but I've tried
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : sadly, Nick Carter, eww...I had horrible taste when I was younger
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : no
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : no but I named one of my toes Freddie
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : yes
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : a cat
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a black panther
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : no.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : no.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : yes.
Do you like tomatoes : yes
Does beer interest you ? : yes but I'm too young
If you could steal any car, it would be... : I don't like cars that much
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : yes, if it belonged to the person who upset me
At someone's head ? : no
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : no.
In person ? : no.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : maybe....
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : maybe
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? no
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : never
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? :
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : no
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : no
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : no
Isn't mustard icky ? : no.
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : I like answering these questions
The last book you read was ? : Where the Lilies Bloom
Right now, you're listening to : nothing
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : yes.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : no.
Please state your name for the record : Anna
How many ? : WHA?!?!?!?
Do you have any siblings ? : yes, a srewed-up, ho, son of a gun, sister.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : My dumb-ass prep sister
Any siblings that you have killed ? : *looks around*...nooo...*plays with thumbs, while whistling*
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : About 10 miles.
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : right :-/
But can you even drive ? : nope
Have you tried ? : nope...dammit!
How many songs you've got on your MP3 player ? : *checks* 608
How many are Queen ? : 220..around there...
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : yup
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : Jazz by Queen
With your lunch money ? : No comment
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : 2
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : WTF? NO!
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Sure...
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : YES! My kitten's name is Roger!
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : Umm...not that I recall...
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : CAT!
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A bunny!
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : NOPE
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : he already has.. xD
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : no...hehe
Do you like tomatoes : YES!
Does beer interest you ? : kinda :-/
If you could steal any car, it would be... : A porsche
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : yes..my sister
At someone's head ? : a grape fruit
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : YEP!
Who wasn't Freddie ? : yup.
In person ? : Uh huh
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : *looks around* how do you know?
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : nope...WTF?
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : no
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : no comment
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated? : WHAT?!?!?!
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : nope
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : Poopy heads
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : PSH! Fuckers...
Isn't mustard icky ? : YES!
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! I dunno really
The last book you read was ? : ANd then, there were none
Right now, you're listening to : White QUeen
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : OH YES! GLORIOUS!
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : NO! KEEP GOING!
xD
How many ? : WHA?!?!?!?
Do you have any siblings ? : yes, a srewed-up, ho, son of a gun, sister.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : My dumb-ass prep sister
Any siblings that you have killed ? : *looks around*...nooo...*plays with thumbs, while whistling*
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : About 10 miles.
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : right :-/
But can you even drive ? : nope
Have you tried ? : nope...dammit!
How many songs you've got on your MP3 player ? : *checks* 608
How many are Queen ? : 220..around there...
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : yup
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : Jazz by Queen
With your lunch money ? : No comment
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : 2
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : WTF? NO!
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Sure...
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : YES! My kitten's name is Roger!
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : Umm...not that I recall...
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : CAT!
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A bunny!
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : NOPE
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : he already has.. xD
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : no...hehe
Do you like tomatoes : YES!
Does beer interest you ? : kinda :-/
If you could steal any car, it would be... : A porsche
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : yes..my sister
At someone's head ? : a grape fruit
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : YEP!
Who wasn't Freddie ? : yup.
In person ? : Uh huh
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : *looks around* how do you know?
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : nope...WTF?
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : no
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : no comment
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated? : WHAT?!?!?!
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : nope
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : Poopy heads
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : PSH! Fuckers...
Isn't mustard icky ? : YES!
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! I dunno really
The last book you read was ? : ANd then, there were none
Right now, you're listening to : White QUeen
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : OH YES! GLORIOUS!
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : NO! KEEP GOING!
xD
Please state your name for the record : Freya
How many ? : ....meh?
Do you have any siblings ? : Not that I know of.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : No
Any siblings that you have killed ? : No
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : About 3 miles.
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? :It'd be unlikely I'd be driving seeing as I don't have a car yet.
But can you even drive ? : Kind of.
Have you tried ? : Yes.
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : About 2000, till the damn ipod broke.
How many are Queen ? : 500 or so.
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : Why would you do that?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : No idea.
With your lunch money ? : My lunch money tends to go on lunch.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : A few.
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : When I was A LOT young I used to like Ritchie from 5ive. Eek..
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Probably not.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Yes, I had a budgie called Freddie. He was great, except he was a she. Meh.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : No.
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : My friend Sarah said I look like a squirrel. I disagree.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A cat maybe?
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : Ha, no.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : Again, no.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : I quite enjoy sleeping.
Do you like tomatoes : They're okay I guess.
Does beer interest you ? : Not really.
If you could steal any car, it would be... : A Beetle.
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : It has been known for me to do that.
At someone's head ? : No.. Well, I don't think so.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : No.. I don't think so.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : Did Freddie ever wear a pink jump suit?
In person ? : No.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : I should hope not.
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : No?!
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? I do now, yes.
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : No, but we played pokemon.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? :
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : No.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : ..
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : Why on earth would they do that?
Isn't mustard icky ? : What sort of question is that?
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : You're not, I am.
The last book you read was ? : Err.. 'The curious incident of the dog in the night time' I think it was called.
Right now, you're listening to : Dream On - Aerosmith
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : I guess.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : ...er, yes.
How many ? : ....meh?
Do you have any siblings ? : Not that I know of.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : No
Any siblings that you have killed ? : No
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : About 3 miles.
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? :It'd be unlikely I'd be driving seeing as I don't have a car yet.
But can you even drive ? : Kind of.
Have you tried ? : Yes.
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : About 2000, till the damn ipod broke.
How many are Queen ? : 500 or so.
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : Why would you do that?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : No idea.
With your lunch money ? : My lunch money tends to go on lunch.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : A few.
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : When I was A LOT young I used to like Ritchie from 5ive. Eek..
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Probably not.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Yes, I had a budgie called Freddie. He was great, except he was a she. Meh.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : No.
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : My friend Sarah said I look like a squirrel. I disagree.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A cat maybe?
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : Ha, no.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : Again, no.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : I quite enjoy sleeping.
Do you like tomatoes : They're okay I guess.
Does beer interest you ? : Not really.
If you could steal any car, it would be... : A Beetle.
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : It has been known for me to do that.
At someone's head ? : No.. Well, I don't think so.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : No.. I don't think so.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : Did Freddie ever wear a pink jump suit?
In person ? : No.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : I should hope not.
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : No?!
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? I do now, yes.
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : No, but we played pokemon.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? :
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : No.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : ..
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : Why on earth would they do that?
Isn't mustard icky ? : What sort of question is that?
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : You're not, I am.
The last book you read was ? : Err.. 'The curious incident of the dog in the night time' I think it was called.
Right now, you're listening to : Dream On - Aerosmith
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : I guess.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : ...er, yes.
Please state your name for the record : Leah
How many ? : a million
Do you have any siblings ? : i hope not
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : other peoples
Any siblings that you have killed ? : Nope
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : Its down the road
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : I dont drive
But can you even drive ? : not very well
Have you tried ? : Yep left rubber marks on the new driveway
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : About 750
How many are Queen ? : the majority
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : ummm
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : i dont know :(
With your lunch money ? : nope i like my food :D
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : I must sleep
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? :no but i like Aaron Carter omg ewwww
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : why wouldnt i :P
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : nope havnt got any new pets
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : Nope
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : a bird then i could fly :D
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A bird :)
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : nopeee
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : no but thats a great idear!
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : sleep is good
Do you like tomatoes : hell no!
Does beer interest you ? : nope
If you could steal any car, it would be... : A red one, they go faster!
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : certainley!
At someone's head ? : yep!
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yess
Who wasn't Freddie ? : nah
In person ? : yep
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : my secret shame
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : ummm
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? is it bad...
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : a bit of both.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : hell yes it was :P
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : where the hell are we gonna get snow
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : .....
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : nope who wants to play cricket!
Isn't mustard icky ? : yep
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : yes i missed the bas and have nothing beter to do
The last book you read was ? : one on queen...alot of big words xD
Right now, you're listening to : Mothers little helper- rolling stones
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : watever
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : meh! do wat u want
How many ? : a million
Do you have any siblings ? : i hope not
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : other peoples
Any siblings that you have killed ? : Nope
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : Its down the road
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : I dont drive
But can you even drive ? : not very well
Have you tried ? : Yep left rubber marks on the new driveway
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : About 750
How many are Queen ? : the majority
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : ummm
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : i dont know :(
With your lunch money ? : nope i like my food :D
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : I must sleep
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? :no but i like Aaron Carter omg ewwww
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : why wouldnt i :P
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : nope havnt got any new pets
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : Nope
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : a bird then i could fly :D
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A bird :)
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : nopeee
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : no but thats a great idear!
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : sleep is good
Do you like tomatoes : hell no!
Does beer interest you ? : nope
If you could steal any car, it would be... : A red one, they go faster!
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : certainley!
At someone's head ? : yep!
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yess
Who wasn't Freddie ? : nah
In person ? : yep
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : my secret shame
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : ummm
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? is it bad...
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : a bit of both.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : hell yes it was :P
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : where the hell are we gonna get snow
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : .....
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : nope who wants to play cricket!
Isn't mustard icky ? : yep
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : yes i missed the bas and have nothing beter to do
The last book you read was ? : one on queen...alot of big words xD
Right now, you're listening to : Mothers little helper- rolling stones
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : watever
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : meh! do wat u want
Please state your name for the record : Amanda
How many ?: What you talkin' bout, willis?
Do you have any siblings ?: Yeah, three
Any siblings that you wish to kill ?: Nope.
Any siblings that you have killed ?: Um...
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ?: About a mile.
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ?: Miles...
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ?: I don't get drunk as hell.
But can you even drive ?: Yep.
Have you tried ?: Duh.
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player?: Like I know.
How many are Queen?: WHAT!
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ?: Who you calling crazy?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ?: Probably a Beatles cd.
With your lunch money?: Didn't have to pay for lunch. :p
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ?: Probably only one night.
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ?: I loved Jordon Knight, so you can go ahead and not refer to me as a teenager since that was more than 10 years ago.
If it said "Drink Me", would you?: Eh, prolly not.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen?: No, but I did name them after Queen songs.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet?: Yep.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any?: A flamingo. ;-)
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel?: Every year.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut?: No, what do you take me for?
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep?: No, I don't get enough sleep as it is.
Do you like tomatoes: yes.
Does beer interest you?: Not at all.
If you could steal any car, it would be...: A BMW.
If you were upset, would you throw something?: Why not?
At someone's head?: Nah.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit?: I guess.
Who wasn't Freddie?: He never wore a pink one. Get your facts straight.
In person?: What the...
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels?: You got me there.
Would you name a wine "Gallo?: Um.......
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish?: No.
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars?: I still have fake weddings and only every now and again do I play Star Wars.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated?: Naaaw.
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school?: Yeah.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts?: They couldn't stop me, the villains.
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school?: No, they weren't refined enough.
Isn't mustard icky?: No.
The fuck am I answering all these questions?!: That is a fraction of a sentence, thus I will not answer it.
The last book you read was?: *shrug*
Right now, you're listening to: Dead air.
You know I could keep doing this forever, right?: Let's not and say we did.
So, you're glad I'm stopping?: Ever so much.
How many ?: What you talkin' bout, willis?
Do you have any siblings ?: Yeah, three
Any siblings that you wish to kill ?: Nope.
Any siblings that you have killed ?: Um...
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ?: About a mile.
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ?: Miles...
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ?: I don't get drunk as hell.
But can you even drive ?: Yep.
Have you tried ?: Duh.
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player?: Like I know.
How many are Queen?: WHAT!
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ?: Who you calling crazy?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ?: Probably a Beatles cd.
With your lunch money?: Didn't have to pay for lunch. :p
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ?: Probably only one night.
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ?: I loved Jordon Knight, so you can go ahead and not refer to me as a teenager since that was more than 10 years ago.
If it said "Drink Me", would you?: Eh, prolly not.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen?: No, but I did name them after Queen songs.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet?: Yep.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any?: A flamingo. ;-)
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel?: Every year.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut?: No, what do you take me for?
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep?: No, I don't get enough sleep as it is.
Do you like tomatoes: yes.
Does beer interest you?: Not at all.
If you could steal any car, it would be...: A BMW.
If you were upset, would you throw something?: Why not?
At someone's head?: Nah.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit?: I guess.
Who wasn't Freddie?: He never wore a pink one. Get your facts straight.
In person?: What the...
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels?: You got me there.
Would you name a wine "Gallo?: Um.......
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish?: No.
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars?: I still have fake weddings and only every now and again do I play Star Wars.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated?: Naaaw.
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school?: Yeah.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts?: They couldn't stop me, the villains.
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school?: No, they weren't refined enough.
Isn't mustard icky?: No.
The fuck am I answering all these questions?!: That is a fraction of a sentence, thus I will not answer it.
The last book you read was?: *shrug*
Right now, you're listening to: Dead air.
You know I could keep doing this forever, right?: Let's not and say we did.
So, you're glad I'm stopping?: Ever so much.
Please state your name for the record : Caspar L. Mulders
How many ? : 42.
Do you have any siblings ? : 2 half-brothers, a half sister
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : my lawyer has advised me against answering.
Any siblings that you have killed ? : see above
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : about a mile
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : It's all luck of the draw (I don't know what you're talking about, you see)
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : Providing I can still find the road, the part of it which doesn't keep spinning around
But can you even drive ? : No. Why?
Have you tried ? : Errr...let's make that a 'no', shall we?
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : I hate MP3.
How many are Queen ? : See above
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : No, they should get rid of their PRESIDENT. It starts with the same letter, but still...
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : I don't recall, honestly. That's a long time ago.
With your lunch money ? : None.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : One
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : I'm straight. So no.
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Depends. If it didn't appear to be a bio-hazzard and I was thirsty, I'd consider it.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen's pet ? : Nope.
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : Fuck if I know.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A human. Slightly.
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No. But if it's poisoned, I'd consider it.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : I don't think he would appreciate it very much.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : Yes. Should be 2/3.
Do you like tomatoes : Some of them are quite nice, but most of them have goo for brains.
Does beer interest you ? : Not usually.
If you could steal any car, it would be... : I don't want a car.
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : ...or someone.
At someone's head ? : No. I have a better chance of hitting them in the head if I aim for the wall three yards to their left.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : Yes. And it wasn't pleasant to look at.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : Yes?
In person ? : Sadly, yes.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : I wear jeans and biker boots, love. Exclusively.
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : Hell no.
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : No, nor would I care.
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : that is very, very sick, you know. Even if you're 5.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : Dream on.
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : Hahaha. Yes.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : Heavens no. They couldn't care less.
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : Only the British are daft enough to play cricket.
Isn't mustard icky ? : No???
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : Because you didn't ask me nicely. Makes sense, huh?
The last book you read was ? : Lord Of The Rings, for the somanieth time. Like the good hippie I am :-)
Right now, you're listening to : Silence.
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : Ah well, at least you're doing SOMETHING with your life. Not something CONSTRUCTIVE, but it's a start. I'm glad you're no longer vegetating.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : I honestly couldn't care.
How many ? : 42.
Do you have any siblings ? : 2 half-brothers, a half sister
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : my lawyer has advised me against answering.
Any siblings that you have killed ? : see above
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : about a mile
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : It's all luck of the draw (I don't know what you're talking about, you see)
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : Providing I can still find the road, the part of it which doesn't keep spinning around
But can you even drive ? : No. Why?
Have you tried ? : Errr...let's make that a 'no', shall we?
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : I hate MP3.
How many are Queen ? : See above
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : No, they should get rid of their PRESIDENT. It starts with the same letter, but still...
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : I don't recall, honestly. That's a long time ago.
With your lunch money ? : None.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : One
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : I'm straight. So no.
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Depends. If it didn't appear to be a bio-hazzard and I was thirsty, I'd consider it.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen's pet ? : Nope.
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : Fuck if I know.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A human. Slightly.
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No. But if it's poisoned, I'd consider it.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : I don't think he would appreciate it very much.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : Yes. Should be 2/3.
Do you like tomatoes : Some of them are quite nice, but most of them have goo for brains.
Does beer interest you ? : Not usually.
If you could steal any car, it would be... : I don't want a car.
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : ...or someone.
At someone's head ? : No. I have a better chance of hitting them in the head if I aim for the wall three yards to their left.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : Yes. And it wasn't pleasant to look at.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : Yes?
In person ? : Sadly, yes.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : I wear jeans and biker boots, love. Exclusively.
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : Hell no.
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : No, nor would I care.
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : that is very, very sick, you know. Even if you're 5.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : Dream on.
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : Hahaha. Yes.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : Heavens no. They couldn't care less.
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : Only the British are daft enough to play cricket.
Isn't mustard icky ? : No???
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : Because you didn't ask me nicely. Makes sense, huh?
The last book you read was ? : Lord Of The Rings, for the somanieth time. Like the good hippie I am :-)
Right now, you're listening to : Silence.
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : Ah well, at least you're doing SOMETHING with your life. Not something CONSTRUCTIVE, but it's a start. I'm glad you're no longer vegetating.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : I honestly couldn't care.
Please state your name for the record : Rachael
How many ? : 7729959041.
Do you have any siblings ? : A brother, and two step-sisters.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : at times I want to kill them all.
Any siblings that you have killed ? : No
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : It's about a 5 minute walk away
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles! Definitely. MPH!
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : In the middle
But can you even drive ? : No
Have you tried ? : Yesssss
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : about 998.
How many are Queen ? : About 50.
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : No!!!! What's a penny?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : Nooo idea.
With your lunch money ? : I never got lunch money.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : None.
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : Yeahhh
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : No! It might be urine.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen's pet ? : Nope.
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : A lion. So I could eat other animals.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A monkey.
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No. But he sent me one.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : I threw one at his ugly head.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : No.
Do you like tomatoes : Yeah.
Does beer interest you ? : No, it sucks.
If you could steal any car, it would be... : A fucking Range Rover.
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : Yes. At someone.
At someone's head ? : Yeah.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : Surprisingly.. no.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : No
In person ? : I SAID NO.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? :God, no.
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : I don't give a shit what wine is called.
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : No, nor would I care.
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : Fake wedding.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : Erm. no
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : I did.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : We do anything we like.
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : I love cricket.
Isn't mustard icky ? : It's fucking rank!
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : >.< Oh look, a pretty face.
The last book you read was ? : Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince. Again.
Right now, you're listening to : An advert on C4.
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : Ah yeah.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : YESSS.
How many ? : 7729959041.
Do you have any siblings ? : A brother, and two step-sisters.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : at times I want to kill them all.
Any siblings that you have killed ? : No
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : It's about a 5 minute walk away
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles! Definitely. MPH!
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : In the middle
But can you even drive ? : No
Have you tried ? : Yesssss
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : about 998.
How many are Queen ? : About 50.
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : No!!!! What's a penny?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : Nooo idea.
With your lunch money ? : I never got lunch money.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : None.
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : Yeahhh
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : No! It might be urine.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen's pet ? : Nope.
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : A lion. So I could eat other animals.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A monkey.
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No. But he sent me one.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : I threw one at his ugly head.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : No.
Do you like tomatoes : Yeah.
Does beer interest you ? : No, it sucks.
If you could steal any car, it would be... : A fucking Range Rover.
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : Yes. At someone.
At someone's head ? : Yeah.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : Surprisingly.. no.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : No
In person ? : I SAID NO.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? :God, no.
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : I don't give a shit what wine is called.
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : No, nor would I care.
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : Fake wedding.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : Erm. no
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : I did.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : We do anything we like.
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : I love cricket.
Isn't mustard icky ? : It's fucking rank!
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : >.< Oh look, a pretty face.
The last book you read was ? : Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince. Again.
Right now, you're listening to : An advert on C4.
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : Ah yeah.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : YESSS.
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Second one down. :x
Escaped from the world's most fashionable jail.
Second one down. :x
Escaped from the world's most fashionable jail.
Please state your name for the record : Alyen Kristen (no last name)
Do you have any siblings ? : a sister in heaven
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : nah
Any siblings that you have killed ? : >.> at birth me and my sissy didnt want another, the womb was too small as it were >.>
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : literally, i could walk to it, im in between 2 actually (i live in a hicktown haha)
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : dont miles go farther?
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : the british side of cuorse....
But can you even drive ? : haha prolly not
Have you tried ? : no. i dont wanna die yet.
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : i dont even have an mp3 player
How many are Queen ? : well theyre 4 guys...
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : absolutly theyre pointless unless youre me and use them as a pick.
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : Queen-the game
With your lunch money ? : .....i dont have lunch money.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : ....3 or 4 i think
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : nope.
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : if i wont die from it sure
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : i actually had a fish named freddie my friend named hers brian and i had another named roger..i still want a john.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : dont think so.
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : snow leopard. there sexy and cute and pretty.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a panther
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? does he like pretzels? if not i will :)
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : not recently
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : yes. what a waste of time.
Do you like tomatoes : sort of
Does beer interest you ? : corona rings a bell
If you could steal any car, it would be... : janis joplins hippymobile.
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : all the damn time
At someone's head ? : if i could throw decently yes
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes. it was amazing
Who wasn't Freddie ? : haha yeha....
In person ? : i believe so.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : sadly no
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : if it ended in leo yes.
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : nope havent learned spanish yet haha
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : wedding yes star wars only a couple times. i was a princess
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : i didnt know what sex was and i didnt know waht consumated meant untill last year. im sad i know.
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : me.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : still did.
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? :we dont have cricket.....
Isn't mustard icky ? : yea but i like it lol
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : im bored/drunk
The last book you read was ? : anthony kiedis autobiography
Right now, you're listening to : nothing. the sounds of frogs and nigth critters
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : i wouldnt put it past you dear survey.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : kinda.
Do you have any siblings ? : a sister in heaven
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : nah
Any siblings that you have killed ? : >.> at birth me and my sissy didnt want another, the womb was too small as it were >.>
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : literally, i could walk to it, im in between 2 actually (i live in a hicktown haha)
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : dont miles go farther?
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : the british side of cuorse....
But can you even drive ? : haha prolly not
Have you tried ? : no. i dont wanna die yet.
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : i dont even have an mp3 player
How many are Queen ? : well theyre 4 guys...
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : absolutly theyre pointless unless youre me and use them as a pick.
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : Queen-the game
With your lunch money ? : .....i dont have lunch money.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : ....3 or 4 i think
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : nope.
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : if i wont die from it sure
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : i actually had a fish named freddie my friend named hers brian and i had another named roger..i still want a john.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : dont think so.
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : snow leopard. there sexy and cute and pretty.
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a panther
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? does he like pretzels? if not i will :)
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : not recently
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : yes. what a waste of time.
Do you like tomatoes : sort of
Does beer interest you ? : corona rings a bell
If you could steal any car, it would be... : janis joplins hippymobile.
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : all the damn time
At someone's head ? : if i could throw decently yes
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes. it was amazing
Who wasn't Freddie ? : haha yeha....
In person ? : i believe so.
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : sadly no
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : if it ended in leo yes.
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : nope havent learned spanish yet haha
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : wedding yes star wars only a couple times. i was a princess
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : i didnt know what sex was and i didnt know waht consumated meant untill last year. im sad i know.
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : me.
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : still did.
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? :we dont have cricket.....
Isn't mustard icky ? : yea but i like it lol
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : im bored/drunk
The last book you read was ? : anthony kiedis autobiography
Right now, you're listening to : nothing. the sounds of frogs and nigth critters
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : i wouldnt put it past you dear survey.
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : kinda.
Please state your name for the record : Lu
How many ?: depends on what you means
Do you have any siblings ?: nope
Any siblings that you wish to kill ?: Nope
Any siblings that you have killed ?: nope
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ?: a half mile
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ?: miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ?: i never drive when i'm drunk
But can you even drive ?: Yea
Have you tried ?: to drive when i was drunk? no
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player?: never count on it
How many are Queen?: a lot
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ?: none of my f-ing business
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ?: aerosmith album
With your lunch money?: meh
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ?: never count on it
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ?: yes, i was sooo pathetic
If it said "Drink Me", would you?: maybe
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen?: haha no
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet?: nope
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any?: cat
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel?: yes of course
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut?: no i send him a banana
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep?: not really
Do you like tomatoes: no
Does beer interest you?: ah yes!!
If you could steal any car, it would be...: a harrier
If you were upset, would you throw something?: certainly
At someone's head?: yes, your head!!
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit?: yes
Who wasn't Freddie?: no, but i remember him wear an orange jumper
In person?: huh?
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels?: yes, am i cool or what?
Would you name a wine "Gallo?: maybe
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish?: i can't speak spanish
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars?: i've done many fake weddings back on my school years
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated?: nah
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school?: we don't have snow in this country
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts?: i told ya
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school?: nope
Isn't mustard icky?: No
The fuck am I answering all these questions?!: because i'm fuckin bored
The last book you read was?: a man named dave
Right now, you're listening to: metallica
You know I could keep doing this forever, right?: oh really?
So, you're glad I'm stopping?: should i??
How many ?: depends on what you means
Do you have any siblings ?: nope
Any siblings that you wish to kill ?: Nope
Any siblings that you have killed ?: nope
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ?: a half mile
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ?: miles
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ?: i never drive when i'm drunk
But can you even drive ?: Yea
Have you tried ?: to drive when i was drunk? no
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player?: never count on it
How many are Queen?: a lot
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ?: none of my f-ing business
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ?: aerosmith album
With your lunch money?: meh
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ?: never count on it
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ?: yes, i was sooo pathetic
If it said "Drink Me", would you?: maybe
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen?: haha no
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet?: nope
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any?: cat
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel?: yes of course
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut?: no i send him a banana
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep?: not really
Do you like tomatoes: no
Does beer interest you?: ah yes!!
If you could steal any car, it would be...: a harrier
If you were upset, would you throw something?: certainly
At someone's head?: yes, your head!!
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit?: yes
Who wasn't Freddie?: no, but i remember him wear an orange jumper
In person?: huh?
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels?: yes, am i cool or what?
Would you name a wine "Gallo?: maybe
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish?: i can't speak spanish
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars?: i've done many fake weddings back on my school years
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated?: nah
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school?: we don't have snow in this country
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts?: i told ya
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school?: nope
Isn't mustard icky?: No
The fuck am I answering all these questions?!: because i'm fuckin bored
The last book you read was?: a man named dave
Right now, you're listening to: metallica
You know I could keep doing this forever, right?: oh really?
So, you're glad I'm stopping?: should i??
Please state your name for the record : matiasmay, fuck off
How many ? : all
Do you have any siblings ? a little brother.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : no
Any siblings that you have killed ? : no
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : like 3 minutes away :P
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : MILES
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : I'm drunk, so I dunno
But can you even drive ? : no
Have you tried ? : no
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : I dont have one, I hate those shits
How many are Queen ? : none
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : What?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : A Day At The Races
With your lunch money ? : The Works
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : lots
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : lol, no xD
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : I don't think so
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Freddie the cat!!
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : no, that's sick
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : pegasus or something like a dragon... I dunno, I'm fucked up
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a butterfly (??)
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No, he can go fuck himself.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : No, I sent him talent.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : very
Do you like tomatoes : yes, capo tomatoes :)
Does beer interest you ? : not at all
If you could steal any car, it would be... : None
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : of course
At someone's head ? : most certainly
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes
Who wasn't Freddie ? : yeah
In person ? : YES, FUCKER
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : What the fuck?
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : maybe!
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : Of course, gallo is cock, but it's kinda stupid naming a wine like that... it's like... "cat" or "dog"
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : No
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : no
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : never
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : no
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : no
Isn't mustard icky ? : lol
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : I dunno
The last book you read was ? : I dunno
Right now, you're listening to : Take Cover by Mr. Big
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : yeah
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : whatever
How many ? : all
Do you have any siblings ? a little brother.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : no
Any siblings that you have killed ? : no
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : like 3 minutes away :P
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : MILES
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : I'm drunk, so I dunno
But can you even drive ? : no
Have you tried ? : no
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : I dont have one, I hate those shits
How many are Queen ? : none
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : What?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : A Day At The Races
With your lunch money ? : The Works
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : lots
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : lol, no xD
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : I don't think so
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Freddie the cat!!
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : no, that's sick
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : pegasus or something like a dragon... I dunno, I'm fucked up
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a butterfly (??)
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No, he can go fuck himself.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : No, I sent him talent.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : very
Do you like tomatoes : yes, capo tomatoes :)
Does beer interest you ? : not at all
If you could steal any car, it would be... : None
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : of course
At someone's head ? : most certainly
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes
Who wasn't Freddie ? : yeah
In person ? : YES, FUCKER
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : What the fuck?
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : maybe!
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : Of course, gallo is cock, but it's kinda stupid naming a wine like that... it's like... "cat" or "dog"
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : No
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : no
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : never
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : no
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : no
Isn't mustard icky ? : lol
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : I dunno
The last book you read was ? : I dunno
Right now, you're listening to : Take Cover by Mr. Big
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : yeah
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : whatever
Please state your name for the record : My alter ego's name is Carolina ( prounounced with the long e sound, thank you very much )Maverick-Pandora.
How many ? : Just enough.
Do you have any siblings ? : Two sisters.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : My younger sister, also known as the fatass. :-)
Any siblings that you have killed ? : No.
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : I know it's walking distance.
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : I couldn't care less.
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : The one with a tree! :D
But can you even drive ? : No..
Have you tried ? : No..
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : I don't have an MP3. I prefer the old fashioned way of just buying CDs. :P
How many are Queen ? : A great part of my CD collection is Queen.
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : I like the penny.
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : I don't buy anything with my own money, I mooch off my parents.
With your lunch money ? : Read above.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : I've gone lots of nights without sleep. I sleep in the morning.
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : Ugh, no.
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Maybe.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : No, but if I get a cat, maybe..
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : This one's too hard to answer! xD
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A cat, of course.
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : Haven't done that either.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : It is! What a waste of life!
Do you like tomatoes : I hate them.
Does beer interest you ? : Not in the slightest.
If you could steal any car, it would be... : Hmmm... A big, black and white limo!
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : Yes, right at someone's face. :D
At someone's head ? : Yeah, their head, too.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : Yes.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : Uhm, no.. :P
In person ? : No- thank goodness. :P
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : No, I was the one in the leotard!
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : Isn't that the name of a brand of olive oil?
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : Duh. Rooster. :)
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : I preferred to play Power Rangers.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : I didn't have one. So no.
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : No. It would have to be a pretty big snowball..
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : It didn't even snow while I had recess in school, damn it! ;P
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : No.
Isn't mustard icky ? : No, it good!
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : Because I have nothing better to do.
The last book you read was ? : Vicky Angel.
Right now, you're listening to : "Woman You're So Beautiful"
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : Keep 'em coming! :D
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : Not particularly. I was getting the hang of answering all these questions..
How many ? : Just enough.
Do you have any siblings ? : Two sisters.
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : My younger sister, also known as the fatass. :-)
Any siblings that you have killed ? : No.
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : I know it's walking distance.
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : I couldn't care less.
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : The one with a tree! :D
But can you even drive ? : No..
Have you tried ? : No..
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : I don't have an MP3. I prefer the old fashioned way of just buying CDs. :P
How many are Queen ? : A great part of my CD collection is Queen.
Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : I like the penny.
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : I don't buy anything with my own money, I mooch off my parents.
With your lunch money ? : Read above.
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : I've gone lots of nights without sleep. I sleep in the morning.
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : Ugh, no.
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Maybe.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : No, but if I get a cat, maybe..
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : This one's too hard to answer! xD
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A cat, of course.
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No.
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : Haven't done that either.
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : It is! What a waste of life!
Do you like tomatoes : I hate them.
Does beer interest you ? : Not in the slightest.
If you could steal any car, it would be... : Hmmm... A big, black and white limo!
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : Yes, right at someone's face. :D
At someone's head ? : Yeah, their head, too.
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : Yes.
Who wasn't Freddie ? : Uhm, no.. :P
In person ? : No- thank goodness. :P
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : No, I was the one in the leotard!
Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : Isn't that the name of a brand of olive oil?
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : Duh. Rooster. :)
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : I preferred to play Power Rangers.
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : I didn't have one. So no.
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : No. It would have to be a pretty big snowball..
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : It didn't even snow while I had recess in school, damn it! ;P
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : No.
Isn't mustard icky ? : No, it good!
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : Because I have nothing better to do.
The last book you read was ? : Vicky Angel.
Right now, you're listening to : "Woman You're So Beautiful"
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : Keep 'em coming! :D
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : Not particularly. I was getting the hang of answering all these questions..
Please state your name for the record : Jessica Ariana
How many ? : .. what?
Do you have any siblings ? : 1 big bro 1 lil sis
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : nooo
Any siblings that you have killed ? : i dont think so....
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : bout 3 miles?
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : i dont care
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : the one with people lol
But can you even drive ? : nope
Have you tried ? : yes lol
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : 1059
How many are Queen ? : um about.... 100?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : pink floyds dark side of the moon
With your lunch money ? : ..no allowence
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : 2 >.<
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : what do u think..
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Maybe.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : No
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : straight up kitty kat.. <33
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : who hasnt..??
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : been there done that
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : i dont really care. i like sleep
Do you like tomatoes : no0oo
Does beer interest you ? : mabey.....
If you could steal any car, it would be... : def. a lamburgini
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : yes i would most deffinitaly
At someone's head ? : o yea
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : haha yes
Who wasn't Freddie ? : Uhm, no.. :P
In person ? : No
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : -blush- yes lol
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : i think i no my spanish since me being mexican...
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : .. what?!?!
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? who does that...???
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? :no
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : I DONT NO
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : No.
Isn't mustard icky ? : YES!!
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : i find these fun 4 some reason..
The last book you read was ? : For Laci
Right now, you're listening to : School`s out by Alice Cooper <33
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : sure go ahead
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : i dont care XD
How many ? : .. what?
Do you have any siblings ? : 1 big bro 1 lil sis
Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : nooo
Any siblings that you have killed ? : i dont think so....
How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : bout 3 miles?
Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : i dont care
You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : the one with people lol
But can you even drive ? : nope
Have you tried ? : yes lol
How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : 1059
How many are Queen ? : um about.... 100?
What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : pink floyds dark side of the moon
With your lunch money ? : ..no allowence
How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : 2 >.<
Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : what do u think..
If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Maybe.
Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope.
Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : No
If you were an animal, you would be a ... : straight up kitty kat.. <33
What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : who hasnt..??
Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : been there done that
Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : i dont really care. i like sleep
Do you like tomatoes : no0oo
Does beer interest you ? : mabey.....
If you could steal any car, it would be... : def. a lamburgini
If you were upset, would you throw something ? : yes i would most deffinitaly
At someone's head ? : o yea
Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : haha yes
Who wasn't Freddie ? : Uhm, no.. :P
In person ? : No
And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : -blush- yes lol
Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : i think i no my spanish since me being mexican...
When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : .. what?!?!
If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? who does that...???
Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? :no
And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : I DONT NO
Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : No.
Isn't mustard icky ? : YES!!
The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : i find these fun 4 some reason..
The last book you read was ? : For Laci
Right now, you're listening to : School`s out by Alice Cooper <33
You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : sure go ahead
So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : i dont care XD