[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lisser wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I do like to see people being abused in a way too subtle for them to notice. It appeals to my sense of moral justice.
Nice one Lester.[/QUOTE]
I feel this way too....bwuahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!! This was the good ole days on QZ! The days I long for once again.
I remember when I first joined about four years ago, I said something and didn't give much thought to it..huge mistake. I was cut to pieces and it was GREAT!! I said something stupid, I realized it, and took ownership of it. I never did it again either!!
P_G we need you in a few of the topics in the personal section. I'll pay you. :)[/QUOTE]
There is no price payable to get me to open some of those threads...
"Ownership" - good word. Too many syllables for some, regrettably.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I do like to see people being abused in a way too subtle for them to notice. It appeals to my sense of moral justice.
Nice one Lester.[/QUOTE]
My thoughts exactly.
Nice one Lester.[/QUOTE]
My thoughts exactly.
Ah, good old satire...
Got to love it Lester!
:-D
Dont forget about the overbite...
How could you be so foolish to forget?!?!
Got to love it Lester!
:-D
Dont forget about the overbite...
How could you be so foolish to forget?!?!
I was very disappointed when this thread turned out to have nothing at all to do with eating children...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Let it not be said that I don't care about Queenzone, but I think that something should be done in order to curtail the growing lunacy that seems to infect most of the threads in not only the Personal section (probably the forum subjected the most to said lunacy) but all of the other sections throughout the messageboard.
With that out of the way, I propose the following:
1. Adapt AOL speak: instead of well-constructed sentences full of correct grammar and spelling that would make the poster's thoughts easy to understand, I propose that we give in to evolution and start using "u" for "you", "lyk" for "like", "there" for "their" and "they're", "2" for "too", and "lol" for "I found this post to be very amusing and, therefore, I am expressing my amusement for all to see". This is only an abridged list of codes; for a further list, I will first need to be given a lobotomy. Anyone who attempts to use a formal way of speaking will be immediately banned.
2. Have conversations: instead of talking to one another via email, MSN, or the multitude of other chat programs, I propose that we all make threads in which the original poster wants to have a chat session with another poster. The two posters will only be allowed to talk in this thread, and conversation should be limited to only the most mundane minutiae of both posters' days. Anyone who attempts to budge in on these conversations will be immediately banned.
3. Stick with what works: instead of using the personal section to talk about current events in the world, or other forms of entertainment (TV, music, movies), I propose that any connection with the outside world be banished and we all contribute heavily to the "Random Thoughts" and "Queenzoners You'd Like To Meet" threads. The "Random Thoughts" thread is perfect for any fleeting spark that formulates in a poster's head that he/she feels he/she needs to tell the Internet, while the "Queenzoners You'd Like To Meet" thread is perfect to name-check any poster on the forums that a poster has ever read one post by to suddenly call his/her friend. Anyone who attempts to post thoughtful conversation will be immediately banned.
4. Obsess/lust after members of Queen: I propose that weekly threads of suggestive comments and photographs including (or are about) members of Queen should become a regular staple of the General Discussion forum. These threads should include, but are certainly not limited to: fantasies about various members "hooking up", "kissing", or "fucking"; pictures of the band in normal situations looking bored yet are somehow perceived as "hot"; lusting after Brian May, Roger Taylor, John Deacon, or - most of all - Freddie Mercury, whom I need not remind you all has been dead for nearly fifteen years. For those of you wishing to lust after Brian, Roger, or John, please disregard the fact that they're all pushing 60 and are likely old enough to be your grandfathers. Anyone who attempts to frown upon necrophilia or geriatric sex will be immediately banned.
I feel that, with this solid list of rules that I have proposed, Queenzone will become a place that we can all enjoy and call our own. Richard and Barb, please implement these rules post haste; every second these are not put into effect, Queenzone dies a little. KEEP QUEENZONE ALIVE!!![/QUOTE]
Oh, Lester. Very funny. Perhaps at the end of these kinds of missives you could put: BTW, this is satire. (What is satire, anyway? I didn't even know satan had a car, let alone special tires.)
As far as lusting after Freddie. I don't think of him as hot, hot, hot, but rather as beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
With that out of the way, I propose the following:
1. Adapt AOL speak: instead of well-constructed sentences full of correct grammar and spelling that would make the poster's thoughts easy to understand, I propose that we give in to evolution and start using "u" for "you", "lyk" for "like", "there" for "their" and "they're", "2" for "too", and "lol" for "I found this post to be very amusing and, therefore, I am expressing my amusement for all to see". This is only an abridged list of codes; for a further list, I will first need to be given a lobotomy. Anyone who attempts to use a formal way of speaking will be immediately banned.
2. Have conversations: instead of talking to one another via email, MSN, or the multitude of other chat programs, I propose that we all make threads in which the original poster wants to have a chat session with another poster. The two posters will only be allowed to talk in this thread, and conversation should be limited to only the most mundane minutiae of both posters' days. Anyone who attempts to budge in on these conversations will be immediately banned.
3. Stick with what works: instead of using the personal section to talk about current events in the world, or other forms of entertainment (TV, music, movies), I propose that any connection with the outside world be banished and we all contribute heavily to the "Random Thoughts" and "Queenzoners You'd Like To Meet" threads. The "Random Thoughts" thread is perfect for any fleeting spark that formulates in a poster's head that he/she feels he/she needs to tell the Internet, while the "Queenzoners You'd Like To Meet" thread is perfect to name-check any poster on the forums that a poster has ever read one post by to suddenly call his/her friend. Anyone who attempts to post thoughtful conversation will be immediately banned.
4. Obsess/lust after members of Queen: I propose that weekly threads of suggestive comments and photographs including (or are about) members of Queen should become a regular staple of the General Discussion forum. These threads should include, but are certainly not limited to: fantasies about various members "hooking up", "kissing", or "fucking"; pictures of the band in normal situations looking bored yet are somehow perceived as "hot"; lusting after Brian May, Roger Taylor, John Deacon, or - most of all - Freddie Mercury, whom I need not remind you all has been dead for nearly fifteen years. For those of you wishing to lust after Brian, Roger, or John, please disregard the fact that they're all pushing 60 and are likely old enough to be your grandfathers. Anyone who attempts to frown upon necrophilia or geriatric sex will be immediately banned.
I feel that, with this solid list of rules that I have proposed, Queenzone will become a place that we can all enjoy and call our own. Richard and Barb, please implement these rules post haste; every second these are not put into effect, Queenzone dies a little. KEEP QUEENZONE ALIVE!!![/QUOTE]
Oh, Lester. Very funny. Perhaps at the end of these kinds of missives you could put: BTW, this is satire. (What is satire, anyway? I didn't even know satan had a car, let alone special tires.)
As far as lusting after Freddie. I don't think of him as hot, hot, hot, but rather as beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.