A parody to Killer Queen

Hey all. A friend and I wrote this parody to Killer Queen. It was difficult because of all the twists and turns and sall. Tell me if you like it, and if you have any better ideas, to match the rhythm and stuff, let me know. Thanks. Here is is. Queen of Dairy Queen

She keeps a cute little plastic sign,
In her pretty cupboard door.
Low prices on blizzard treats,
Just like what she heard before.
A real frozen get-away,
With ice-cream for every day.
And anytime she may invite you,
You can’t decline.
Chocolate shakes, Vanilla ones.
Whip cream and lots of fun.
Extraordinarily nice.

Queen of dairy queen,
No yogurt or jello fiend,
No health foods, they make her scream.
Guaranteed to freeze your mind.
Anytime!
Although she says that she is light,
She has a monstrous appetite.

Wanna try dq too?

To avoid getting kicked out, She never puts up a protest.
In conversation, she offers a drumstick, Just the best!
Took a trip to China,
To find an ice cream diner.
Then all of the sudden she found,
A dairy queen lover from pound to pound.
He gracefully took her by the hand,
Said I will take you to dairy queen land.
She blushed and said with pride,
Yes. Please be my guide.

Queen of dairy queen,
No yogurt or jello fiend,
No health foods, they make her scream!
Guaranteed to freeze your mind.
Anytime!
Although she says that she is light,
She has a monstrous appetite.
Wanna try dq too?
Drop of a spoon,
It excites her!
And she goes crazy like a loon.
Temporarily out of contact,
With the rest of the world.
This simply drives her mad.
Mad.
She’s out to get more!
Queen of dairy queen,
No yogurt or jello fiend.
No health foods, they make her scream.
Guaranteed to freeze your mind.
Anytime!
Although she says that she is light,
She has a monstrous appetite!
Are you sure you wanna try dq?

How about this one?:
MedGaga:

I lie awake in the dead of night
I gave myself a horrible fright
I had a problem medical
And find myself in hospital

I give them blood, I pee in jars
They run more tests on the hour
Up at dawn, down at dusk
For us night owls this lifestyle sucks

I'm hooked up to all these machines
Sensors stuck everywhere it seems
I make 'em beep, I make 'em ping
They're measuring almost everything

They want me to sleep with all this noise
I tell you I'm not here by choice
Tube down my nose, drip in a vein
And drug me up to stop the pain
Goodness knows what this will cost
Let me out before my brain goes bust!

All I hear is medical ga ga
Medical goo goo
Medical ga ga
All I hear is medical ga ga
Medical blah blah
So David, what's new?
Run more tests on you

Look in my eyes and down my throat
"Wiggle your fingers" "Touch your nose"
"So tell me, David, how do you feel?"
You've got to be kidding- are you for real?

You give to me stuff to put me to sleep
Then wake me up to tickle my feet
Tell me to try and get more rest
Then drag me out for another test

You think I'm here for a holiday?
It's not my first choice of a place to stay
The tv's broken, the room is cold
The food is awful, the nurses old
I'm bored, I'm tired, I feel okay
First chance I've got, I'm on my way!

But all I hear is medical ga ga
Medical goo goo
Medical ga ga
All I hear is medical ga ga
Medical blah blah
So David, what's new?
Run more tests on you

or this one?:
Get Down make lunch:

want a sandwich
Then pass the beets
And toss the salad-
I slice the meats
You spread mustard
I butter bread
Make lunch
Time to get fed- everybody
Get down make lunch
Get down make lunch
Get don make lunch
Get down make lunch

You don't want nothing big
But it's just a light snack
Something quick to do you
To stop the hunger attack
You say that's enough
That I've given you too much
Ev'rytime I get a
Get down get down get down
Make lunch
(Get down) An onion - (make lunch) chop for me
(Get down) A lettuce - (make lunch) break for me
(Get down) Don't want nothin' heavy (make lunch)
(Get down) What you make me (make lunch)
You make lunch you make lunch you make lunch you make lunch
You can make ev'rybody get down make lunch
Get down make lunch
You don't want nothing big
But it's just a light snack
Something quick to do you
To stop the hunger attack
You say that's enough
That I've given you too much
Ev'rytime I go to
Get down get down get down
Get down make lunch

or this one?:

Hair Bri Bri:

Brian, I'd sit alone and watch your hair,
The only thing I've seen in years,
And everything I had to know,
I found it somewhere in your hair,

You've never cut it from when Queen formed,
Through BoRhap times till Days Of Our Lives,
You made us rock, you made us roll,
You made us feel like your hair was alive,
Brians Hair,

So dont let it become, some short haircut,
Made into a wig, for some bald prat,
Who I just dont know, and I just dont care
You'll just complain when it's not there,
You have your hair, you have the power,
Dont get a haircut, it'll be the worst hour,
Brians Hair,

All we see is Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut dont go,
Haircut Bri Bri,
All we see is haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut please stay,
Haircut whats new?
That bloody haircut will stay with you,

We've watched the hair - for signs for life,
We'll keep watching it for hours & hours,
We hardly need to use our eyes,
Everytime we wake, we know it's there alive,

Lets hope it never runs away,
Like all good things, it wont come back,
So stick around, we might miss it,
When we grow tired of all this short hair,
You have THE hair, you have the power,
You've yet to have your hair cut short,
Brians Hair,

All We see is Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut dont go,
Haircut Bri Bri,
All we see is haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut dont go,
Haircut Bri Bri,
All we see is haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut please stay,
Haircut whats new?
That bloody haircut will stay with you,

Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut Bri Bri,
Haircut Bri Bri,
Brians Hair,

You have The hair, you have the power,
You've yet to have your haircut short,
Brians Hair

Thos are all nice. Do you like my parody? Or do the words not form together, like in killer queen? I think I found someone to help. I'd take out the brian's hair parody. Don't like that one as well as radio goahead goahead but I also love get down make lunch.

Both of yours is awesome!!!!! Write MORE! =)

Can you also include which song your doing a parody of ?

Mine is to killer queen. I'm not sure if I got the rhyming right since it was difficult to do. A friend helped out. And yes. The other person who posts parodies, please title the ones you do.
Thanks.

Queen Mercury, Your parody is SWEET!! I love to go to Dairy Queen!! Their Blizzards rock!!!

Ok, now I have to think of one. Hmmmmmm...

I love all the others too!! Keep em' coming!!

They are Radio gaga both and get down make love.

I love the parodies you wrote to get down make love, and I love radio gah gah. The one about medical. That's good.

I did a Harry Potter parody to the March of the Black Queen!! *finds months-old email in which said parody was sent to a HP fan site*

THE MARCH OF THE DARK LORD

Death Eaters:
Kill the muggles
Kill the muggles
Kill the muggles
For our enjoyment
The Dark Lord would be proud
For we do his bidding

Ron:
I've never seen nothing like it, no never in my life
The Death Eaters have them floating in the air, they're still alive
We've got to hide in the forest
Mr. Weasly:
Ron, take your sister

Hermione:
Ooh, gimme a little time to think
Why is this happening at the World Cup?
Harry:
Who cares, they're Death Eaters, now we'd better run

Death Eaters:
We praise the Dark Lord, we respect his power
Fie fo, the Dark Lord, over us he towers
Break this, smash that
Keep the muggles in pain
March to the Dark Lord

Ron:
Put them in Azkaban where they can't escape
Take away their wands, I'd like to see them try get out again
Hood on, hood on ev'ry one of their heads
Death Eaters:
We've only begun, begun
Jinx this, kill that
Keep making muggles cry
March to the Dark Lord

Ginny:
Now Ron, I've had enough
Why is it when we think they're gone
They always come back again?

Harry:
A man comes behind me and shouts a spell
"MORSMORDRE!" then a flash and bang
I whirl around and see nothing there
But a green skull and snake
High in the sky
It's mean and it's green and it's scary
Ministry Workers:
Hey, we've caught them now!
Ron:
Hey it's Harry, are you alright?
Ministry Workers:
Oi! Before he gets away! STUPEFY!!!
Mr. Weasly:
Hey don't stun them, that's my son!
Just leave the kids alone!

Death Eaters:
He reigns with his left hand, he kills with his right
He's lord of all darkness
He's king of the night
We've got the power
Now do the March Of The Dark Lord

Innocent Muggles:
Our life is in your hands
Our freedom is yours
We'll be what you make us
We'll do what you like
We'll be your servants
We'll be your servants
We'll do the March of the Dark Lord

Ludo Bagman:
Cowardly and vile
Send them to do the job
Death Eaters:
Fie fo, the Dark Lord
Tattoed all our arms
When he touches one of them
We flee to his side
He's our leader...

Moody:
Round up your curses and your jinxes
Now is the time to defend yourself
Dumbledore:
Don't let him scare you
He's only here to help us
He'll teach you how to keep yourself alive
In the dark times we face
In my hands, you're safe...

*Buah-ha-ha*

HAHAH! I love the Brian's hair one. Hilarious.