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You know you are obsessed with Queen if......

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I'll start will number one

1.You are creating a relay for life cancer walk team and the theme is Queen.
2. You use the phrase 'Hello again my beauties, is it happening?' or to a lesser extreme 'dear,' and 'darling,' whenever or wherever possible.
3.When you ask friends for a Queen album for your birthday they groan and roll their eyes for fear of your Queen obsessiveness
4. You scream, "OH MY GOSH!!!!! IT'S QUEEN!" whenever your hear a Queen song no matter where you are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdoo21lvza8 ^greatest video ever made "If I get the answer wrong, you can kick me in the nuts" -Sean I am the most obsessed Queen fan.
5. You use Queen talk in different situations. For example...I was riding my BICYCLE, BICYCLE, to attend the SEASIDE RENDEZVOUS, I wanted to be DEAD ON TIME, but instead, popped a tire on the BRIGHTON ROCK.

6. For Halloween, you dress one half of your side up as Brian, with curly hair, a nose implant, clogs, half a red special, and costume...and on the other half you dress as Freddie, with eyeliner, brown/black hair, fake teeth, a unitard, and a microphone stand.
7. If you had Freddie flakes with milk for breakfast, cold cut Roger on rye for lunch, Roasted Brian with potatoes and wine for dinner, and John paste on crackers for a midnight snack.
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If you find men's boxers at Walmart that say Queen on them and have the Queen crest and buy them and wear them even though your a 13 year old girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdoo21lvza8 ^greatest video ever made "If I get the answer wrong, you can kick me in the nuts" -Sean I am the most obsessed Queen fan.
^^LMAO
9. If you sit in your little white room amongst the battery animals, drooling and mumbling 'Queeeeen, Queeeeeeeen, Queeeeeeeeeen,' whilst the nice men and ladies stare at you in total fascination from the safety of behind the window....
You talk to your Queen posters

oh yes I've done that a few times lol xD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]DeadAndGone wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You talk to your Queen posters

oh yes I've done that a few times lol xD[/QUOTE]



You're not the only one xD
If you are prepared to wait god knows how long for Brian and Roger outside the WWRY show (past midnight) and not even know if they're gona come out and see you!
:( ..i sure hope they do!
you sleep in the meadows in may.
you create a church of mercury, in which you are the deacon, and go out to worship in the meadows in may.
You fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend screaming Queen's members' names.
We got the Cosmos rockin'! We got the Cosmos rockin'! We got the Universe rockin'! We got the Cosmos rockin'! We got the Cosmos rockin' to the mighty power of rock'n'roll!
You run around town singing/yelling Stone Cold Crazy


You sing with your 2 older cousins (on the porch of a house right beside the main street, with microphones and everything) Bohemian Rhapsody, where your cousins are singing in a Roger voice and you have a more Freddie/Brian voice.
You refer to your "How to talk like Freddie Mercury in 10 days or less guaranteed or your money back" *catches breath* handbook every time you make a speech. xD

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