Freddie would so love this... or maybe Roger, one of them would anyway.

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be u and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like u anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like u anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls




Ahhh, I'm a very pointless person.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="puce">I'd Rather A Monkey wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ahhh, I'm a very pointless person.[/QUOTE]

yyyyyyyep

Thanks mate

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="puce">I'd Rather A Monkey wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Thanks mate[/QUOTE]

Your own words dude. :)

Haha, James was singing that today XD

Oh my God, that was so funny! xD

LOL!

ive heard that song before

DON'T MAKE FUN OUT OF MY ROGER!!!! :@

hehehehe

My band and I re-wrote the music, the original is sadly better though :(

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Okay... I'm hyper. xD SOWIEEEEEEEEEEE.

^ haha, you said wee

haha, she did to...

I revive this because it made me lAugh my ass off!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=660066>Fredlilah<h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I revive this because it made me lugh my ass off![/QUOTE]

Haha, you spelt laugh wrong....