teleportation experiments

I shouldn't be saying anything about this stuff because it's top secret, but I've really hit a brick wall here and need your help.

I've had great success teleporting my cat from one old microwave oven to another but somewhere in the formula, the cat atoms are getting messed up and she keeps coming out with paws coming out of her rectum.

She does go back to (sort of) normal if I send her back to the original microwave though.

I think I've narrowed down the faulty code to this:

p = g1+oo/a -l

Can someone tell me what it should be?

You should:

1) Put your cat in the microwave
2) Microwave for a minute
3) Enjoy

No the codes wrong for cats I've always found to need to replace the prefix letter with MOGGE