[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]WhatMustHeThink wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]They called one of their kids Jesus.. Oh my.. [/QUOTE]
Oh, that was just sarcasm of the author!! It was like J, J, J, J, J, oh JESUS somebody stop them!! Irony my friend. [/QUOTE]
Oh, yes, you're right, I was just skimming through it.
On a different note.. I was under the impression that it was only in The Sound Of Music where the kids wore curtains... How wrong I was..
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Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
^ Sheer brilliance... :D
^ Sheer Monty Python !
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^ Sheer Monty Python ![/QUOTE]
i knew i recognized it..lol
i knew i recognized it..lol
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sparrow wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote: [/QUOTENAME]It was pretty mean, rude, and gratuitous, though.[/QUOTE]
I agree...[/QUOTE]
i too.
seriously, its all true tho. whats the prupose? all the kids WILL be attention starved. how do you remember all the names?
'joe come here!'
'mom im janis, your 11th kid!'
her vagina must be like a black hole or something.[/QUOTE]
A supermassive black hole...uhmm...errr..
ontopic: poor mom.
I agree...[/QUOTE]
i too.
seriously, its all true tho. whats the prupose? all the kids WILL be attention starved. how do you remember all the names?
'joe come here!'
'mom im janis, your 11th kid!'
her vagina must be like a black hole or something.[/QUOTE]
A supermassive black hole...uhmm...errr..
ontopic: poor mom.
my dad has 10 siblings. plus him, so that's 11 kids in the family. i have... 20 plus cousins in my dad's side alone. :)
hey I watched a documentary on them on the discovery channel once! I think it was something like.. "14 kids and pregnant again"... twas quite funny...
Too bad there's no passage in the Bible that says...
Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.
Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Too bad there's no passage in the Bible that says...
Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.[/QUOTE]
It's not the screwing that's the problem though...it's the reproduction part. Screwing by and of itself isn't bad all the time, and it doesn't neccessarily have to lead to children. Well...if you are uber religious and still stuck in the 1300s I guess it does.
My guess is the Mom probably doesn't want anymore, but she's too submissive to assert her authority as the one who has to pop these poor kids out. Grow some balls, woman!!
Me...after 3 kids, we can have more...if the husband will give birth to them.
Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.[/QUOTE]
It's not the screwing that's the problem though...it's the reproduction part. Screwing by and of itself isn't bad all the time, and it doesn't neccessarily have to lead to children. Well...if you are uber religious and still stuck in the 1300s I guess it does.
My guess is the Mom probably doesn't want anymore, but she's too submissive to assert her authority as the one who has to pop these poor kids out. Grow some balls, woman!!
Me...after 3 kids, we can have more...if the husband will give birth to them.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well...
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. [/QUOTE]
Aaaaahhh!!! where did you get THAT from? Or did you write it yourself...?? Dammit, i laughed when i red it!
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. [/QUOTE]
Aaaaahhh!!! where did you get THAT from? Or did you write it yourself...?? Dammit, i laughed when i red it!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]CMU HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Too bad there's no passage in the Bible that says...
Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.[/QUOTE]
It's not the screwing that's the problem though...it's the reproduction part. Screwing by and of itself isn't bad all the time, and it doesn't neccessarily have to lead to children. Well...if you are uber religious and still stuck in the 1300s I guess it does.
My guess is the Mom probably doesn't want anymore, but she's too submissive to assert her authority as the one who has to pop these poor kids out. Grow some balls, woman!!
Me...after 3 kids, we can have more...if the husband will give birth to them. [/QUOTE]
From what I can see the Duggars consider any use of contraceptives a "SIN".
Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.[/QUOTE]
It's not the screwing that's the problem though...it's the reproduction part. Screwing by and of itself isn't bad all the time, and it doesn't neccessarily have to lead to children. Well...if you are uber religious and still stuck in the 1300s I guess it does.
My guess is the Mom probably doesn't want anymore, but she's too submissive to assert her authority as the one who has to pop these poor kids out. Grow some balls, woman!!
Me...after 3 kids, we can have more...if the husband will give birth to them. [/QUOTE]
From what I can see the Duggars consider any use of contraceptives a "SIN".
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]CMU HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Too bad there's no passage in the Bible that says...
Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.[/QUOTE]
It's not the screwing that's the problem though...it's the reproduction part. Screwing by and of itself isn't bad all the time, and it doesn't neccessarily have to lead to children. Well...if you are uber religious and still stuck in the 1300s I guess it does.
My guess is the Mom probably doesn't want anymore, but she's too submissive to assert her authority as the one who has to pop these poor kids out. Grow some balls, woman!!
Me...after 3 kids, we can have more...if the husband will give birth to them. [/QUOTE]
From what I can see the Duggars consider any use of contraceptives a "SIN".[/QUOTE]
So he can learn to pull out early and come in a fucking toilet.
Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.[/QUOTE]
It's not the screwing that's the problem though...it's the reproduction part. Screwing by and of itself isn't bad all the time, and it doesn't neccessarily have to lead to children. Well...if you are uber religious and still stuck in the 1300s I guess it does.
My guess is the Mom probably doesn't want anymore, but she's too submissive to assert her authority as the one who has to pop these poor kids out. Grow some balls, woman!!
Me...after 3 kids, we can have more...if the husband will give birth to them. [/QUOTE]
From what I can see the Duggars consider any use of contraceptives a "SIN".[/QUOTE]
So he can learn to pull out early and come in a fucking toilet.
...or cum on her face.
Although I think the Duggars might think it's too wild. Yet, Mr. Duggar might consider giving it a shot (no pun intended).
Although I think the Duggars might think it's too wild. Yet, Mr. Duggar might consider giving it a shot (no pun intended).