A Call to Arms

This is a call to arms for all able-bodied persons. You don't even have to be particuarly strong or anything - you can carry a torch if a pitch-fork is too much for you.

There is a monster on the loose, far worse than Frankenstein - and far more deserving of your pitch-forks.

He's more foul than an unwashed wolf-man (looks like one, too), done worse things than Dracula, and as ugly as the mummy under his bandages - with all the crawly maggoty things.

He's the man that betrayed Freddie. Meaning that the level of Hell he will go to is within view of Satan himself.

This is a call to arms against Jim Hutton - the foul beast that everyone hates and who I am certain I can muster a respectable army against.

You may register for service in our army here.

We will be leaving shortly for Ireland to chase his free-loading ass out of his gift-house and teach him a lesson.

Oh my...we must catch him ! Where do I sign the form? :-P

I can't join the army... see, I'm gay. 0_0

Huh? This isn't an excuse anymore?? xD xD

I'm sorry to ask a stupid question, but what does this have to do with Queen?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]He's the man that betrayed Freddie.[/QUOTE]... sorry, I'm not informed about the facts - what did he do exactly?

Thanks

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This is a call to arms for all able-bodied persons. You don't even have to be particuarly strong or anything - you can carry a torch if a pitch-fork is too much for you.

There is a monster on the loose, far worse than Frankenstein - and far more deserving of your pitch-forks.

He's more foul than an unwashed wolf-man (looks like one, too), done worse things than Dracula, and as ugly as the mummy under his bandages - with all the crawly maggoty things.

He's the man that betrayed Freddie. Meaning that the level of Hell he will go to is within view of Satan himself.

This is a call to arms against Jim Hutton - the foul beast that everyone hates and who I am certain I can muster a respectable army against.

You may register for service in our army here.

We will be leaving shortly for Ireland to chase his free-loading ass out of his gift-house and teach him a lesson.[/QUOTE]

Or we could just simply kick seven bells out of you instead, much more fun.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This is a call to arms for all able-bodied persons. You don't even have to be particuarly strong or anything - you can carry a torch if a pitch-fork is too much for you.

There is a monster on the loose, far worse than Frankenstein - and far more deserving of your pitch-forks.

He's more foul than an unwashed wolf-man (looks like one, too), done worse things than Dracula, and as ugly as the mummy under his bandages - with all the crawly maggoty things.

He's the man that betrayed Freddie. Meaning that the level of Hell he will go to is within view of Satan himself.

This is a call to arms against Jim Hutton - the foul beast that everyone hates and who I am certain I can muster a respectable army against.

You may register for service in our army here.

We will be leaving shortly for Ireland to chase his free-loading ass out of his gift-house and teach him a lesson.[/QUOTE]

You Are sick. get a life.

Oh great, yet ANOTHER raving stepford freak. Why can't they take up drinking glass or playing chicken against a train or something...

No, I'm not good at this.

I can't just go away and leave it alone -

I come back (like now) and say "this is not serious".

Maybe I should make another account for this, but I don't.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=660066>Fredlilah<h6> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't join the army... see, I'm gay. [/QUOTE]

This is a don't ask / don't tell kind of army. You get to be the bugler.