The roast of Queen

If you could have the 4 members of Queen for a roast, what would you say to them? Not only it would be a roast to all members of Queen, but all things Queen related.

I hope Fatty sees this topic.

damn this is a good one lemme think

- Hot Space is to some fans the most underated Queen album, but to everybody else it's a nice paperweight.

- Some of Queen's most acclaimed albums have collected a good number of awards, but the only thing Hot Space has collected is dust.

- I don't know whether AIDS was the worst thing that happened to Queen, but I think Mack did a lot more damage to this band than any terminal disease.

- Roger Taylor has 5 kids, Felix Luther, Rory Eleanor, Rufus Tiger, Tiger Lily, and Lola Daisy. It seems like Roger goes to the pet cemetery to pick baby names.

- I feel bad for those Queen fans who spent their hard earned money on those VIP tickets to the shows with Paul Rodgers. Now they know what it's like to be fucked in the ass just like Freddie once did.

OMG like the William Shatner one? That one was the funniest thing I have ever seen on television.

Exactly, I saw both that and the Pamela Anderson roast. Aside of that I've heard the roasts on The Howard Stern show, which are incredibly mean and cruel but fuckin' hilarious.

So everybody use your creativity to diss Queen and everyone related to the band.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

- Roger Taylor has 5 kids, Felix Luther, Rory Eleanor, Rufus Tiger, Tiger Lily, and Lola Daisy. It seems like Roger goes to the pet cemetery to pick baby names.

- I feel bad for those Queen fans who spent their hard earned money on those VIP tickets to the shows with Paul Rodgers. Now they know what it's like to be fucked in the ass just like Freddie once did.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha.

to have a proper roast we would nead John Deacon to be present as he is the most roastable lol.

- John Deacon, the man who would much rather get a lap dance from a stripper than be honored at the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame.

John - "So Johnny boy...how are the girls? How many were there again?...*counts*...1...2....3....200...did each one specialize in her own lap dance? Did you change them every weekend?" :D! Do tell me about your life, Mr. Deacon...How are the kids? What are there names again? Buck-teeth, Bacon, and Camera? :D

John: :-/...


Brian: "BRIAN! Old chap! How are you? Might I say that you are looking super poodilicious today? Did you perm it...tame it....or fix it into a nest...:o...whoah...I can see three species of birds up there :-/...not too good...tsk tsk tsk...

Brian: ~>:-O!


Roger: "So...Roger...Any plans for another child with Debbie?...You know..I always say "To be with Roger is simple...Step 1: Change your name so it starts with a D...Step 2: get pregnant with a baby...Step 3: name it a weird name...and Step 4: dump him!"...What's your next child's name gonna be? huh? Chief Hoaaaaahoooo Tiger Muthafukka? :D! Good to see you, darling. *slaps ass*...


:)

This thread is so cute :)

- Brian... GET A FUCKING HAIR CUT! -

true but so f**king funny esesply the roger children thing!

Does anyone else find it- ahem, interesting that John Deacon, the youngest member of Queen by a considerable amount, was cast as the oldest woman (the granny) in the 'I Want To Break Free' video?

Course there is always Top Gear's simple yet effective roasting of John Deacon, really sums up how he is viewed to those who claim to like Queen's Greatest Hits album;
Top Gear on DSMN, 'The Greatest Driving Song of All Time'
Jeremy Clarkson: We ran into a bit of a problem, see, we had an award made but Brian May... has said he didn't like that song so we couldn't give it to him, Freddie Mercury's sort of um... dead and we couldn't remember the other bloke's name so we couldn't go to him so that just left the drummer, who, with regards with EU Rockstar Regulations, was floating around on his yauht somewhere in the Med!
[excuse my spelling]

(to your friends)

Hi everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Roger Taylor (stage whisper) not only is he blond with blue eyes, he is also a drummer, you have to speak VERY slowly.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF006">GetDown!<h6>MakeLuv wrote: [/QUOTENAME]


Brian: "BRIAN! Old chap! How are you? Might I say that you are looking super poodilicious today? Did you perm it...tame it....or fix it into a nest...:o...whoah...I can see three species of birds up there :-/...not too good...tsk tsk tsk...

Brian: ~>:-O!


Roger: "So...Roger...Any plans for another child with Debbie?...You know..I always say "To be with Roger is simple...Step 1: Change your name so it starts with a D...Step 2: get pregnant with a baby...Step 3: name it a weird name...and Step 4: dump him!"...What's your next child's name gonna be? huh? Chief Hoaaaaahoooo Tiger Muthafukka? :D! Good to see you, darling. *slaps ass*...


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Giggling @ computer...lol, especially at the poodilicious part :)