Steps to Send Freddie Mercury a Letter :
1. Write letter. Make sure it's charming, or at least don't use stupid things such as "LOL" and "OMG ur s0 sexxxy!!133!!" in it - he died before people replaced part of their brain with the equivalent from an doped squirrel, so he lacks the equiptment to understand such nonsense.
2. Put letter in a bottle. Make sure you clean the bottle first, or it could get unpleasant.
3. Drop bottle into a sewer in New York on the midnight of a new moon.*
*The sewers of New York are reputed to connect with Hell. True, they tend to spill into a different level than that of who you are trying to reach, but it should get there eventually.
With any luck, your letter should reach Freddie in about a week or two (it's not that easy to single-out one of many naked men in a vast fiery wasteland, you know - so be thankful for what expediency is afforded).
If it doesn't reach him, you may possibly gain a laugh from Brutus or Achilles.
But none of this is guaranteed, so you probably better waiting until you yourself are committed to the infernal regions and in a better position to bomb around down there.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Steps to Send Freddie Mercury a Letter :
1. Write letter. Make sure it's charming, or at least don't use stupid things such as "LOL" and "OMG ur s0 sexxxy!!133!!" in it - he died before people replaced part of their brain with the equivalent from an doped squirrel, so he lacks the equiptment to understand such nonsense.
2. Put letter in a bottle. Make sure you clean the bottle first, or it could get unpleasant.
3. Drop bottle into a sewer in New York on the midnight of a new moon.*
*The sewers of New York are reputed to connect with Hell. True, they tend to spill into a different level than that of who you are trying to reach, but it should get there eventually.
With any luck, your letter should reach Freddie in about a week or two (it's not that easy to single-out one of many naked men in a vast fiery wasteland, you know - so be thankful for what expediency is afforded).
If it doesn't reach him, you may possibly gain a laugh from Brutus or Achilles.
But none of this is guaranteed, so you probably better waiting until you yourself are committed to the infernal regions and in a better position to bomb around down there.[/QUOTE]
I wuv you! xD!
1. Write letter. Make sure it's charming, or at least don't use stupid things such as "LOL" and "OMG ur s0 sexxxy!!133!!" in it - he died before people replaced part of their brain with the equivalent from an doped squirrel, so he lacks the equiptment to understand such nonsense.
2. Put letter in a bottle. Make sure you clean the bottle first, or it could get unpleasant.
3. Drop bottle into a sewer in New York on the midnight of a new moon.*
*The sewers of New York are reputed to connect with Hell. True, they tend to spill into a different level than that of who you are trying to reach, but it should get there eventually.
With any luck, your letter should reach Freddie in about a week or two (it's not that easy to single-out one of many naked men in a vast fiery wasteland, you know - so be thankful for what expediency is afforded).
If it doesn't reach him, you may possibly gain a laugh from Brutus or Achilles.
But none of this is guaranteed, so you probably better waiting until you yourself are committed to the infernal regions and in a better position to bomb around down there.[/QUOTE]
I wuv you! xD!