Accidents in the house.

this didnt happen in my house, but at a cabin i was staying at. a fire got out of control in a fireplace and it kind of spread throughout the family room...

I tried taking food away from a dog in my house...Not a good idea :-/...It bit my leg..and I had to get 10 stitches...ALSO...I dropped a piping pot of tomato soup on my self once.... X_X...BURN.

Oh, yeaaaahh! And one day, my fatass friend and I were playing, and he threw me facedown onto the floor. Ya know, the one with ROCKS. I got a black eye, I still have a little lump in above my eye yadda, yadda, yadda.. I love telling that story! ;P

a plate went on fire in the microwave because i put the food in for the amount of time that was needed for the regular oven
it was pitch black and the plate cracked into pieces


oh speaking of which; put a blank CD in the microwave for 5 seconds its really cool

I once put a hot pocket in the toaster oven and it exploded and caught the toaster on fire. xD

Oh my... You guys are accident Pros!!!! I love it. :D

When I was little I dropped a spoon on my toe and it started bleeding! I made oatmeal once and caught the oven mitt on fire. I almost burnt the house down when I was really bored one afternoon and decided to burn some napkins for fun...I blew it out and the entire thing flew up into the cabinets. Still on fire. Ahahaha.

Stepped on glass. Walked around my parents bed while my sister was pinning up a new bed sheet for them and got a huge gash on my thigh from a pin. I have the scar still. Repeatedly burned myself with a hot bagel and wouldn't stop even though I told myself too. Well...I was high, so er.

I have so many more... XD

Oh, and I also put aluminium foil in the microwave which was covering my chocolate chip cookies because I wanted to make them 'softer.' I was about 8 or something...

I spilled a saucepan of boiling water all over me when i was 2..not the brightest thing i've ever done..
I jumped on a (kinda big) mirror whilst i was jumping on my bed..oopps..
I set a tissues on fire when i was playing with a lighter (that's a shape of a train, SOO cool)..
Whilst i was sitting on my spinny computer chair i started stretching and fell backwards whilst knocking my dining table so loadsa books n papers fell all over me..hehe
This wasn't really an accident..well it kinda was..;when me and my sister were having one of our fights few years ago, we ended up taking her bedroom door off it's hinges..hehe

can't think of many more..x)

Has anyone ever used the toaster to toast things that are actually much bigger than slices of bread?

Well, it's not a good idea, the bloody toaster set my food on fire twice.

i dropped the hot toaster on my foot while i tried to make waffles. but then it gets worst i dropped my moms makeup and nailpolish by accident made a mess, and blamed it on my dad :D

Why the fuss over bumping your head or dropping a glass? Who hasn't done that!? There is a weirdness here that is beyond being hip, sexy or magical.

I had a bad accident at work last year, but it could have potentially happened at home. At the Tesco Cafe I worked in the retarded cooks insisted on putting clingfilm over the beans before microwaving them. So when I was careless about taking it off one time, I got a really bad steam burn on my hand. It doesn't even show at all, but the pain is immense and had me in tears. Two days of agony even on painkillers that I will not forget! And my manager actually phoned to ask if I could come back to work that day! Ha!

hm... i broke like a bit of the chandelier when i was small... i played voleyball in the house...
and.. my little brother left a glass on the floor. i didn't know it was there, so i stepped on it and it broke. i had glass on my feet. thanksully, no shards went in.

In my house out in Iowa, I was writing a letter to a friend, laying on my bed when the phone rang. Some pieces of paper fell on the floor (hardwood) and when I went to get up and get the phone I slipped on them and ripped my ACL ligament in my knee completely in half. Hurt like hell, and required a complete ACL replacement surgery. But I'm a pretty big klutz.
I also remember dusting my hardwood bedroom floor with a rag and dusting polish...that makes for a nice sock skating surface!
And since mircowaves appear to be popular....does anyone else here know about Peep jousting?? That's really fun! I'll be happy to explain for anyone who doesn't know

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]CMU HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]does anyone else here know about Peep jousting??[/QUOTE]

I don't know! Tell me. :)